Winnipeg Free Press

Winnipeg Free Press (Newspaper) - March 11, 1891, Winnipeg, Manitoba Manitoba daily free press Winnipeg. March 11. On from the writings of Artemus Ward. 011 showman at Home. Lar i in Celebration of the tl10 shown with the 0-Illlam published by special arrant b York pub in. At baldish silk is Honok of the Atlantic Galdins Villa Injian by sep. The once was sur Riund i Homo from Gin Ginnaty quite Suddin by a lot f tin from Tho Supor Viz of Baldwinsville Fca Yin How Grato things was on the tap in ref Ferense to sello n of the sub Mcshine me to to pc stunt and Wax we resin my rewire i Tock my Dopa tar for Bald inn a Luck a stauros at Early Tondolo Litin on the to Waro commen Sra. O was Tooly in a Blaze of glory the Sublime speck Ion met my As i Allied from the my umbral ice and Verlise. The lit up with Toller Kandles All Ore was Burn in front a transp Nucy was tied onto Post with the Mollerin Wirda Liberty or old. Tomp Osery was Illume Matoil with 5 tin and Tho Mollerin Trina Praney was sub Mersine Teller. Tie Baldwinsville and Stonefield the 2 grate Evintz of Tho 19th Lay intestines strife never mar Simpki Sis shoo shop Zinze with Kandles and inn tuns. A american Teafilo was painted onto a Fegin it also these a turds must to Tow Stool House listed up in Grato stale us the Winders was Flold with mottoes using which i Uoti sed the tooth smashed to Wertli shall Rise t8c cast jew the boy stood of whens awl but him had pro i is Tinshun is Tho Thea of to Virio Ous Yon will be hip a has caused a Heap to rubble shun Tho an the Fol lain sentiment written by the Stool Mas who graduated at land Sou Ollige. Bali Neville sends Greetin to her Mariaty she Queen Hopes nil Liard Folins which Felt Between the Sej Mizars of Liard Suavillo and the British Forli Piunt if such there has been May sow be forever wiped Druru out escutcheons. Of Linsville hits night to joists Over the Sementa 2 grate a fans onto one an thur by Means of a it Eckric wire under Tho roaring Billows of the Nasty deep. Quo que Tantrum a suttee Patent nost Kumi Squire Smith s House was listed up re Jor fluff fax peas. Ilia Little Sun William Henry stood upon Tho roof Grin Orf crack 01 Tho Otil Squire himself was dressed a and stood on his door Pii Itin or sword soul my to a Arner in Ilia which was suspend id on top of u Polo in f runt of Lus House. Fre quintly to Wood Ort his cocked hat wave it a rail Impre Szivo Stile. Has oldest Isa Heller suit Ali who has just from Tho pork Novillo female Larto Tooi appeared it Tho front Winder in the room As the Goodw of Liberty an i Sec them of their winding bootes 1. Sed i to myself you air a Angil by than Shorter. N. Bon Oparto Smith oldest Sun. Or cab himself up As Atni Thogod of wars and red the de lation of from Tho loft Lambir wiudei1. Wife did t Jino in the fes she sed it was Tho Tam lest non Evcic seed. See Sho to to Squire Trio House Aud go to bed you old to Morrer you la Goin round with the Rupa Ertist won t Rin Smi Ait Spe Ocotillo you gob sea Squire Betsy Yon Little apr Cliate of Tho cont which i this comme Monzu sea Sho com of Fiou .1 cat s into the House instant you Pesky old sea the a Nniro Gavin his sword this made her just As mad As could stick. She retired but com put Putty Quick with a pan full of Billiu water which she thrower All Over the surs you Wood line split your to sea theold Mau jump up and into Tho Bouse. Except this circumstance All went As a War Iago Bell As lord Byrun see. Iuit Chiusa Otliss wus likewise up and a on which was Ihbe Cuccu in Tho act of drink of Lii Tchinnis was .0 Otic of the window. The b of in wherty Fliss waa -mw-uate.l. The Mollerin mottoes press is the a Dermejian which Niovc-3 Tho Voto fuck la of your time to Franklin cd terms a to in Short the of Bali Neville was in u perfect few 1 never a cd so Many Poplo liar be lie not attain a to Tho bins of that state night wort us of i Shood try to do it. Stop hero a few periods and enjoy Oatch cum the As our observes in the Buzz him of 5? Kamerly Ihnn resume the show i which Iverin into Twenty two 23 six 6 months. t11e spirits. A burs is mourn Hari crazy on the ideas about sherrets. Sperre sire Lea is held 4 or 5 Long Fellers has settled Bero and Gono into 8a Biz Ais . A Atems Antn a a Ftp Aye Wynea i return com Snios Alec Lionato Stile. Tool ibis with us it waa with or. Mrs. Into her in Trio play to s of pics with but a singly to int Wilch Boot As i. My Naburn Injoo ced me to attend a tiper retool Sircle at Squire Smith s. Wheil Arrovo i found Tho East room chock full including All theold Tho Village the Long bared Fellers a Ioanid. When i went in i was Sal Otid with Here Ems Tho Benitez Cunis the Hory Heded tube Leonor Here Cums the Koffer at of Spitery of Sottery. 1, my fris it s too i m hear now bring on your Sperros 1 i of Trio Long Hbretl Fellers Riz up and sed he would Staba a few remarks. Lie sed Man Wils a Critto Rof Intel Leeh Iovin of to a Gole. Sum men had bigger Rubel Lecks than other men had and they Wood git to the Golf Tho sooner est. Sum Rue was beasts Wood git. Into the Gole it All. Ilo this Orth was Materiel but was Iriina Tinl and hens Man was Dii Rui but from the Erth. Tho Erth you Iii Ernd speaker it solves round on its Nyu a Clit be out in 24 hours but is Man gut no ago tree ho1 can t resolve. Heed the. of Tho Koo Dinato superhuman Natur Begum As Man Progress in har Luoi Tinl even totally Anty turned into Reglar this was applauded by the company and a i Naniko it a pint to yet along As pleasant As possible i Sung out bully for you old the company then Drew round Tho table and Tho Sircle komm Enst to go it. They axed me if Oliai a was anybody in the Sper ret Licud which i Wood like to con Vars with. I sed if Bill Tompkins Olio was oct my partner in the show Bizanis wins sober i should like to Converse with him a few periods. In the Sevret of William Toni Kius prose Ute sed 1 of the Long hired chaps and there was three Knox on Tho table. See i William How goes it old Sweet pretty Ruff old to rep Ltd. That was a pleasant Way we had of and Cressin each other when he was in the flesh. Air you in the show Sudj. He sed to was. He sed ice John Bun Yan was travel in with a Side show in connection with Shakespere Jonson co s circus. Lie Seel old Bun Ioanin or. Stored up the animals ground the Organ while he tended door. Occa by Nanny or. Banyan Sung a comic song. The circus was Doin Midlin Well. Bui bail made a Grato hit with old Bob Ridley find Ben Jonson was Deli tin Tho peple with his Tooly Grato a of Boss Manship without Sardul or thay was rec rain Dixey s land expected it would Knock Tho peple. See i William my Luvly Friend can Yon pay to that 13 dollars you owe lie sed no with one of the most Tremon Jis Knox i Ever expert used. The Siclo sed lie had gone. Air you gone i axed. He i elide and i Knowd it was no use to Pur Soo Tho Subjeck f Ordor. I then called fur my farther. How s things Ilid Dlin my son Ain t you proud of your or furn Why not my be Caw you hav Gono to writing for Tho newspapers my son. Bimby Yoti la lose All your character for tooth and Verras Sperty. When i a Clit you into the show Bizanis i told you to Dign Erfy that there pro Fushun. Litter Atoor is he also stated that to was Doin a Middlin Well in the Peanut Bizanis liked it Putty Well Tho the Climit was rather warm. When Tho Siree Stop thay axed to what i that of it. Sex i my Frens i be bit into the show Bizanis now poin on 23 years. Theres Tiki in the Constino Oshus of the United states which see in a Fleck that everybody May think just As he darn pleases Thorn is Lily sentiments to a Haro. You Dow this Bellevo this Perret Detrin while i think it is a Little mix. Just As soon As a Mau be Cums a Reg Lar out out apr ret rapper he coves Orf Workin lets Hare grow All Over Bis faso comme Sis Spungin. His Liv in out of other peple. To eats All the Dick shut Aries he can find Gozo round chock full of big words sea ruin the wire inn folks Little children destroying the Ilet attention is directed to this paragraph from times i recent sitting of i. Or. Keevil read a paper on Lac tin Cut wests and perfumers from Selling to show the danger there is in ill a cd Sale he said i need hut state that t of Mercury tartar emetic and to Taxon. T a ingredients Whit they Are coloured of chromium or of a Rose Colour by the some contain 30 per cent Nln of such As Lime or plaster Ami others contain Niri of Nous matter a cult causes a chronic info anoint o Trio the injury to the skin and complexion resulting from Thi Siese soaps is Seldom attributed to the real cause so that the mischief proceeds until too often the Beauty of the is ruined and even the general health impaired. With the fullest Confidence the proprietors of pears so recommend their specially. They do not claim that it. Is Tho o pure soap but one of the very few offered to the Public. To would i easy to become self laudatory in this respect but the following eve Ideiil is Likely to prove much More convincing. Northern Pacific Railroad. Time c Coffeo sunday Tje oember 7tli, 1800. Central or both Meridian time North Bon d 11.05s 10.26a 9.6ga 9.40a 9.20 a 8. G5 a 8.80ft 7.66ft 7.20ft i 4.10p 4.02p 8.60p 8.80p 8.20p 8.12p 800p 2.80p 2.10p 1.46p 9.42tt 1.80ft 8.00p 8.001 3.86p 8.80? 0 8 0 a Lei 281 27 32 d 2.43p 40 i 468 600 06 0 1.0ip 08 1 1610 g.30a 2690 468 v., Winnipeg. Portage Junction. St. Herbert. Zartler. St. Agatha. Union Point. ,.silver Plains. .morris., St Jaii. Letel Llor. West Lynne. Pembina. Grand forts. Winnipeg Junction Bretl nerd. Duluth. D.81. Minneapolis. Chicago. D 3 Puiq 12.06p 12.22p i2.30p -41p 12.67p 1.12p Loop 2.06p g.60p 9.65p 2.00a 7.00a 7.06a 6.86k u.16a Bou d Issi 111 3.00 a 3.18a 3.47ft 4.16ft tub tkah8costixkktal 11iqi1vat. Oon Geots the Atlantic 6c Paolo oceans through me table East and West. Read Down a. Sex. 7.00 p. R 10.00 f _. 8.00 . Stations Road or poo. Sex. ,_8an franc too Portland 0., h. A. 6.80_. W. T_.10.00. 4.66a 6.16ft 0.26 a 6.67a 7.65a 8.60a professor John Attfield professor of pro tidal chemistry to the pharmaceutical society of great Brit author of a manual of general medical and pharmaceutical chemistry. I have annually for the past ten years made an Independent analysis of pears soap and have not found it to in Quality or in composition. It contains neither excess of Alkali nor of moisture and it is free from artificial colouring matter. A better purer or More usefully durable soap cannot be Jules from i i Winnipeg. 1 line Hort Ham Pacific a Al 45cmw 267 487 786 1049 1172 1554 1c99 1mb Junction. Bismarck Miles City Livingstone Helena Spokane Falls Pasco Junction Tocoma via of facade Duvle n Portland via no Flo in w. To. 2.00 8.00 Vancouver a 19.80. U.26. _18.10.__ Westminster 14.98. -1922.North 8.18 4.13.kamloopa.23.00 _ 5.16.qlooler 11.25 -18.80._.donald._ 12.86---- -17.16.gomen.11.58---- -10.60.held.10.00___ -22.26.banff hot Springs. 6.46 23.06.oanmore 6.66 _ _ 2.20.calpary. 2.80 _ 0.30.medolno hat.18.4s -10.17.-.dunmorc._ 17.66 .12.46.maple 16.30 -18.30.swlrt current.12.00 -21.40.moonejuw. 7.10 -23.35.hegrtnii. 3.10 1.16.ou Appollo. 3.45 8.66.broadview._. 1.16___ 21.1t -10.06 at 1b.16 a -11.15 la. Anu Don Jim -12.18 Barberry. 19.01 -14.10 Portage la Prairie. Io.b6___ blur. -10.80 .Winnipeg._____14.20 Ai Portage la Prairie Branch. Poet boil d1. Mixed nol47 Dolly of. San y. 11.60u 11.37ft Loo 10.16n 9.66ft 9.33a 9.00ft 8.60ft Lou d ii 0 11.6 18.0 23.8 86.2 48.1 60, 85.6 yiation8 .Winnipeg._, Portage Junction. St. Charles. White grave pit. Oakville. Bridge. A10.16 . Winnipeg. A. A 13.60 p.03 .12.19.morrlc. 13.10 pm .18.86.gretna._ 11.60___ 4.00 Forks. 7.10___ _ 8.00.fftfro. B.86___ 8.20.duluth. 8.00___ _ 0.15 . 6.w _ n.66 . 1 _ 7.10.kansas City. 0.60___ _ 10.00 la. 11.00 f17.80da.Winnipeg.k East. 9.s4--- 024.01.lut _ 7.20.icnaoe.n s2.1b .13.66.West fort we Luix. 16.211__ q 14.80 a. S _ 3.ib _ 0.2g e 8.00 . Jutt h 8.18 .sudliuiy.1. .1? 6.10p 6.18p 6.41p 6.6flp 8.27p Bisp 7.16p 7.80p h 7.00p.m.lv___north bay.ar.0 8.sr b 1.30 11.00 _ 9.04.hamilton. 6.66---- _11.20ft.m.niagara Falls. 4.3n _ Wingham. 2.u _11.86 . 6.00---- .12.c6p.ui.St.thomoft. 4.86 _ b 2.b6p.m.ar.detroit___lv.b 12.06 Morris Brandon Brakow. Piece of mind of cry Lamerle to out i s. He Don t do nobody no Good is a cuss to society a spirit on honest pople s Corn beef Baj oils. Admitting nil you say bowl the Doctrin to be too i must say Tho Reg Lav Serfes Siouan Sperrin As makes a Bizanis on about the most ornery set of cusses i Ever encountered in my lift so Sayin i put on my surtout and went Home. Respectably Yures. At emus Ward. What a Comfort and a Blessing it is to have a soap in your House which will Wash the clothes with Little or no inbox without washing powders without boiling and without making the hands rough in sore. This genuine Blessing in sunlight soap. 2.27p 0 0 1-2 .5 Hong Lowe farm. Myrtle 8.87p 9.46ft 0.82ft 10.52a Roland. Rose Bank 6 49 Pliml 12.5bp Deerwood 2 .27p 0 1 62 Altamont. 1.67p 1.20 ie.4op 12.12p a 10.03ft 9.6sft 0.390 4 74 0 79 86 Lake. Indian Springs. Marlo poll Greenaway Balder 6.86 6.46 2.63 8.11p 8.43 4.12 Belmont 10. Hilton 9 Wawanesa Rounth Walta Hartl Ovule i 0.30 buy___ar___0 r.4s_ 1.20 _ jul 1.20 . _ 2.26 .erooivllle. 8.00---- _ 4.10 .ottawa.12.20 8.00 84up.n _ 2.80 . 1.80 _ _ 7.00a.m new York h. 7. Of. 7.so _ 8.60p.m.___boston, b. And aot1 _ 1.10 John. 4.10 Lul a. Branch 8.80 11.80.lv Wynn Lotif ar.l8.60 17.1s ?8.ufr rrls.12.17 15.15 18.61 i k 10.16 12.10 9.20 is.4c.morris. 12.66 10.10 14.16.nkoeentetd junu.11.60 us 1b.36 .orctiia.11.30 11.461620.____mordtmi. 18.07 1s.46 18.w 17.0617.22.pilot Mound. 11.22 11.16 17.80 17.80.oryuta Olty 11.00 20.2019.06.klllarney.----- 2j.80 21.00.Ai-.deloralnc.lv 0.007.00.lv.Winnipeg. A 31.81 .12.45._ Dominion City 14.4 10.86--- 19.80.ar.went . Car led on All to Gulati in Ghl trains Pullman put once Sleeper dining Oara on Nob. 117 and 118. Tour lbt Aee Lnu oar on no. 117 every monday and on no. 118 every tuesday. Has. 3. Fee h. Riot Ord 0. P. T. A. X by Paul. E. J. Beix5h, ticket agent 662? 486 Kan St. Win Peg a. 10.60.lv. 17 00 at 18 0 .17.16.trehoma.1000 ____17.46.holland. .18.26.oyprcbb Tolver. 866 .1046.alenboro.3 8 0---- 20.20. 31.46. Stockton. 7.16 Mcthorn. Speed. Allow Many revolutions is that Flywheel said a curious citizen to the in Triner of the electrical Supply station. Eighty a minute snid Tho Engi a minute he what s Trio i five foot Lcmae said the Sel Tho circumference you multiply Tho i by three. Three times 5 feet 3 Are 13 feet a and 80 times 15 feet c gives e total of feet. That wheel would by moving pretty fast if it Scro touching the ground would t it got u Lead Pencil a moment of scribbling Havo to to turning at 241 01 revolutions faster before Sho d catch a locomotive driving wheel revolving the rate of n mile a minute and then the Loco motive wheel would Only to overhauled at the rate of feet the Railo. Wonderful ago in t it Good morn free press. A tableau. Miss Pratt spot of tableau whom shall to got to do Joan of arc miss Nixie has decided to to to Newport i m Suro there s As looking girls As she in Pur Church. Miss pretty pot of it an t that 11 does t require such a very Bandomo Girt. Why miss can t you do Jilge. _ stomach liver unlocks blood and removes Allim purities from a pimple to . Curels dyspepsia. Bilious Ness constipation. Headache Salt Rheum. Scr Fula. Heartburn. Sour stomach d1zziine.ss. Dropsy skin disease always on time Chicago St. Paul Minneapolis Manitoba and Northwestern railway c of. 7.60.lv.Winnipeg.12.m Ai Ilu la t _. 8.00.lv. Brandon a. 18.06 1g.4s .11.10.ar. Tue. Bab Mon. Effect dec. 15tb, 180o. Kunell and inter and k the sugar refining co. Montreal Omaha r y to Pallman acid Waener Vosti bled limited train on Thea line making the run Between St Paul and Chicago in i hours will on and after sunday Fob. 9th, make the run in Pwee Nger Tulue run m follow westbound. Leave Winnipeg of 11.00. On tue Odaye for rapid Olty med Latte to end. On Thure Daya for rapid cl4y, Yorkton and inter mediate Points. A mixed try ten Lor Russell make Wolosc connection with this train at Nln Scarth. Lor rapid pity Russell Yorkton and intermediate polite. Eastbound. Leave Yorkton on mondays and fridays at 5.05. Leave Russell on wednesdays at 7.16. A a lao trelut leaves Hubbell at 7.00 on fridays and Raake Oon Netlon at bins North with train for Winnipeg. Leave rapid Olty on mondays wednesday and Freda to at 10.10 the pm Bangor Tralee Lor Russell trave bin Earth tue Datys and saturdays at 20.80. Apai Enger Taralyn Lea co in Wal Tot Ida 81.16, and Makoa Oon Netlon at bin Scarth with Trolo or Yorkton. Regular East Danil pass Ngor twine make o Oloane Oon Netlon at Portage u a Valru with Oan Adlan a a Flo wet bound trains and at Winnipeg with the oar bound Talna of that company. Than 7.00. La Region a .21.00 8.20 Lumsden 10.16 stg Kloon 1 2.15 Clark s Cio slug 11.17. 10.08 Duck Loko 9.00 _ .2100 a or Lone Albert. La 00 Miles Irsai thursday a we nil saturdays Peg. Re 11.00 18.00 it Iii stations. Mondays wedded j fridays limited .1 i Esteil by Acorn Nittum in snit of every oppo Aitken having own uttered the Publio Xian Mously adhered to their former that the Oele Brawl of Cable a Luviga. Al k Hijo were uie most All the brands in us to git mrs. A. Ward to embark m who Perret Bizanis but the fat Cut i0t bared Fellers told her was a ethereal Recter Wood make a maj cum whereupon Sho attack blk a mop handle Cord Kelly Bros. Co. Main Street. 889. Great Northern railway. Emoiy morning at 10.45 the Tralee of the great nor Thorn hallway leave the . Depot Lor Grafton grand Vitta Fargo great Falle Helena and Bettt where Oise tonne nylons Aro made to All Paol fio Goa of polite also conned Liik at Minneapolis and by Paol in Union depot Lor Alf Tralee mute and Eart. Elrod Heroul h to Detroit London by to now Toronto Niagara Falls Montreal new York Boston. And All Points in Ontario or United lowest Bates quicklime. Sure Don Nec Slobb elegant dining and Buffet sleeping oars Ron on a trains. Sand for a Complete time table. Bate Shea and soiling Lutol Rooan through to Liverpool London Olasov and ton Uon tenant at the very lowest Matei by the beat Tio Keto issued to bring Yoni oat from i old country at from m2. J j. 1 q fast trains with up Imraan Teal bled drawing Boom Sleeper dining Oare and of Ohea of Lothal Designe Between Chicago and Milwaukee and Pullman Vest bled do loj Boom sleepers dining care and of Oathee mate a Deslyn Between Chicago and Milwaukee and Ashland and a Luth. Throw cry Pullman veet louled and drawing boor and colonial by Tepee la the Northern Paolo rail Way Between Ohl Apo and Portland Ore. For tickets Elc Epling car reservations time table and other information apply to agent of the i line 01 to oxen agent anywhere in toe United states or Canada b r. Ain slab h. 0. Barlow general manager. Yonl Louis Bokstein going Weet 12.45p l.2sft 4.45p Dep. Ornay Lake. Dep Dunn Ore mixed 6. Dully except except sunday. 10.80 p. M. 9.46 b.05 7.20 i. steel Collins it. M. B.16 8.66 10.46 12.30 p. A. 3.60 8.00 12.30 11 Shelby Jaimot Grasa Dep 3.00 6.80 11.45 it. M. 7.00 Arr 11.15 h o age a Tel Jun by oct. Winnipeg brass works 32 and 34 Albert St p. O. Box is. Andrew Schmidt . Canadian at Dunmore pm Litton Kaat bound train Atlantic exp Rcw leaves it 10.17 a. In. West bound train Pac Flo exp real Dunmore at 6.43 p. M. Grent Northern railway at great Falls soak bound Iraln to Helena eto., leaves great at 10.25 a. M. Rut found train to St. Paul Etc. And plot or Sorcek stage leaves Bra dry tuesdays thursdays and saturdays. 9 , returning from Ifa Olito mondays wednesday i ago chateau suge line steel Dally at 9 a a for Ohotta Synura Dupuyer Aad Pluran and arrives Dill r irom those Points at w.1xbabolat. H m two paper ;