Winnipeg Free Press

Winnipeg Free Press (Newspaper) - March 13, 1891, Winnipeg, Manitoba Manitoba daily free press Winnipeg March in selections from the writings of Artemus Ward. Gehaz1 is punished. What n old Kevet Rahnn rotto Dowleth my sea i Gittin Putty Rily. Toll mister and i drawing myself up to my full bit and Lookin round upon i Pisson i first Quarter inter 1 _ i ______-1 f if showman refuses a harem towed pm the Dpi of Pilot to about Tho of n much married life a nth 10 mortal Julns re Eil tors Mill free 1 Saei to female suffragists. Published by Apo Letl w. Dill Nham. New York visit to brio am Yoni Tho ornery crowd with a proud Dolinny mean Tell mister kiss Lashun to ii ind his own Bianei a mib acct Only to Tho ton Stith shun of the United of now let. Us in that s n Sweet cd several Femiak Puttin thar arms round me in Lyviu style. Become 1 of is. Dec Usu n Pocost hav wives sealed to not a Stroin Bick in horror the Idee. Of stay sir cd n tall gaunt female Ore whoops bed 37 Mimmie must Hev in red stay. I la be your Jentle not of i know it you sex. I. Awa you Skau Derilus Foma Ilo Awin go be a so. Cd i fat Chunky female. Who must Hev Wade More than too Hundred ibs., i yours eel pidgin sri i. He bet two dollars ind n half you wha rear i May Home Ilo still be Troost Hoe of Betsy Jane n b Betsy Jano is my wife s sir Iii thu Wilt St thou not Tarry hero m the Promise cd several of the Misera Bil critters. Ilo Sec you All is sensually cussed to 4 i roared i As mad As 1 Cood boat Tharo infer Mil no cents. I girded up my Lions fled the seen. I pack up Ray duds loft Salt Lake which is a 2nd sodium Gem order inhabited by is of re chm As Over Breth in Eny spot on the Globe. National series March 15. Text at Tho lesson n Klingb a commit Herscu 16-17 old cd Teit num. Xxx ill by rot. D. M. Gems in verse. Will. Not Luck. To Bize u do Francc no destiny 110 i ale can con hinder or control Tho firm resolve of u determined Seal. Gifts count fur nothing will Alono is great All things give we before it soon or Lato. What obstacle can Stuy Tho Force of Tho sea socking River in its Colunio or of miso twin utri a Linin orb of Day to Walt i is now Goin on 3 too tyres. Is i very Well re in Ember since i crossed Olio planes for Kal Forny the Brito land of Jold. While Crossin Tho planes Sill so bold i fell in with sum Noble red men of Tho fort St n. B. This is Rote Iljins is whar Ever i thay cd i was the Cir brother. For to Raoke Tho Calomel of an with to. Thay then stole my Jorut Wirf. Bin kits ots Atory Skalt my own a rior scooted with a wild hoop Fluris the Cheni to Chin speech lie sed he j meet Ilo the Happy Hants grounds if he Dun Tharo will to a Ite. But Etoff of Liis Ere. Pc Van now Miu met As oui so John i Sci. Who has got Tal into him observe. I Arrovo it s it. In Doo time. Tut Rise pcs. I want Tho editors to cum to my show free As the Ilous of maj luit i Don t want us to ride a Freo Hoss to Deth. Tharo is times when Pati Oace to virtuous. 1 Hev in my mind s Eye Hur Rashio Cota Shum from Hamlick sum a Witcra in a scr tin town which Shull be nameless who air both one skirt and ornery. They cum in to my show and then Axt me ten Sonte a Lino for puffs. I objected to pay in but they Seil of i did t do non with Tho dust Ebay d wipe my show from Tho Faco of the Earth i they bed the press was the Arky median Leaver which moved Tho world. I put up to their actors huns until thay d bled to so 1 was in Nasr Shad div and left in disgust. It was in n Sii Rtin town in Viva my the my thercy presidents. That i was by at-ditoi1 in human form. He by show up Steep Kalled to the urbane gentlemanly manager hut when i fur the Pur Piiwaa of Sho win fair play All around wont to us utter Offish to git my handbills printed what Dua Thia Eliter do but change his Toon booze me like an injun at he sed Wii Roscott theve to lot of u. S. Sogers there to Erosh Tho Ai Rii Ana to cat suit vittles Nam joker Oshei Beautiful Jutsum Wlms Mir ten Klimt a. I kit acquainted with turn of the thay look Putty in their Bloo Coats with by ass in hugs onto us Ware very talented drinkers but so fur us Fitin is constr cd w willingly put my Wax figgers agin Tho Hall party. My Disiro was to exhibit my Grato show la Salt Laiko City so i culled on Brigham Yun the grate Moduli among Tho dior Mii iss and axed his Permis Huu to pitch my Trot and unfurl my Banner to Tho gentle by wis. He look at to in aaust Eor manner for a few Aud sed do you blk Svedu Solomon Saint Paul the immaculate Ness of the Mormin Church Aid to latter Day i m on i make it a pint to git stong pm count Tho i did t know what inc Tho Soi Tho old Feller was a Nam at. He and i Mil p new. You air a m a Man mister Yung i prop Rin him Sam free parsis. I Hev eighty wicca mister Ward i int am ram How do you like it us far us you Iota and i. To hosed and axed to t Willko Toschis Camully. To which 1 a Pho feat i would t mind Misslin with Tho fair seek Barak in in Tho Winnlan smiles of his of Crystin wives. To accordingly Tuk to to his Sci cum. The House is powerful Largo room his wives children which last was Squaw Kiu and Bolleri on ult to take Tho roof rite Ori Tho House. The Wimin was of All and Agus. Sum fruity sum was in was a Cathy Ami sum was on the a Jayne which is verses Tho Bich wad not a intentions idol t prove of Puttin wises in Vittini Tho of oct shun re quires i can Jerk a poem Okal to any of Atlantic Mun Lily Fellers. My wives Mutaru cd Yung. Your , Soj i As i Sot town in a cheer Toch n Rod Hood female Knowline. Besides to Lisa wives Youso hero mister cry hey More in my Wax works was a Humbug called me a Horny Bedd itinerant Jacabone. I Short at lust Ido Pollish him Orf a Lar Tho be cushy boy but on reflection that to Cood Pollish me much was in his paper i give it up. I Wood Here take Occa shun to advise Pelc when thay run Apin As thay sum times will these miserable papers to not pay no attn Shin to us. Abut All Don t assault a editor of Thia kind. It Only gives him a Noto Rosity we Iii is jest what to wants Don t do you no Moro Good Wood to jump into Onny other mud puddle. Editors Are generally Fine men but there must Boblack sheep in every flock. Comped from lesson Flo Lucr quarterly by per mls Sloo of n. S Hoffman publisher. Philadel phia 15. Behold now i know that Thero is no god in All the Earth but in thus spake Naaman As having returned with All his company from Jordan be stood before to Man of god and prayed him to accept a Blessing in the form of Money and raiment. 16. But to said. As Tho lord a Voth be fore whom i stand i will receive none. And be urged him to take it but he re thus spake mud acted the Man of god. To was not Rich in this world s goods and Yot he turns away from riches when voluntarily offered to him and apparently from a grateful he Art. How different from most people How different from the Church of today which Iri to most ungodly ways Sueoka to raise Money for what is called to lord s work 17. Thy servant will henceforth offer neither Burnt offering nor sacrifice unto other gods but unto the Naaman seems truly to have turned from idols to Servo Tho living and True god i thess. I and he desires to take Homo with him some of the Earth of Tho lord s land hos. In that when to offers sacrifice to Tho lord to May do it literally upon holy ground though in a far country. He did not understand Tho worship of to Hovah to did not know that god would hear him from any soil i Kings Viii 48, but to seems sincere and if any one sincerely desires to know god he will enlighten him. Then shall we know if to follow on to know the lord hos. I 18. When i Bow Down., myself in the House of Zimmon Tho lord Pardon thy servant in this 19. And to said unto him go in this is Tho decision of Tho Man of god in the matter and this is his Blessing. See in m Chron. Xxx. 18-20 How Tho lord pardoned his own people and allowed Thorn to eat Tho passover otherwise than As it was written. And observe that Tho a to undo of the heart toward god is More in his sight than the outward form. 20. But Ghazi the servant of Elisa Tjho Man of god said us Tho lord Liv eth i will run after him and take some Ketch Well born must win what it let Tho fool of Luck. The fortunate in he whose Curnutt purpose never swerves whose Olioli Tiit action or inaction cervus Tho Ono a croat aim. Achy oven Donth Elands still and Waits an hour Zomot Lucs for such a Grill Nadre e h1jo ithe purest Madre e hmm the safes a Wom Nii b . I Eald if i might go Back again to Tho very hour and place of my birth might have my life whatever i Choeor and live it in imy part of the in Atli Pat perfect Trai Ishlum into my sky danish Tho shadows of sorrow and doubt a fire Oil my happiness multiplied and All my suffering stricken out if i could Hugo know re in Tho yours now Gono the Best that woman comes to know of Oil Honvo had whatever will Mako her Blest or wlm Toor she thinks will Mako her to found Tho highest and purest Bliss that Tho bridal Wreath and ring enclose and gained Tho Ona out of All Tho world Tjit my heart As Well As my re Oahu chose and if Thea had been and i stood to night by my children lying a Loop in their Beds and goal cd count in my Pray Ora for a Rosary Tho shining Row of their Eldon hands. Yea i Daiil if a Tel nolo Frach its this Gerald to wrought for to at my bad dlr still i a Trad choose to Havo my past As it in and lot my future Corno of it will. I would not Mako the path i Havo trod More pleasant or oven More straight or wide nor Chance my course the breadth of a kill Tula Way or that Way to either Sido. My past la Mono and i Toko it All. Ite weakness its Folly if you Plouse May Evon my bios u you come to that mar Bare Boon helps not hindrances. If i saved my body from Tho Lamea because that Crapo i lad burned my hand or kept myself from a greater sin you will understand Madr Milo Eli the Madre e Hijo smoke millions sold annually s. Davis sons the largest Cigar manufacturers in the Dominion. Ale Sale just opened out the largest Aud finest Stock of prints and a teens in Tho City of Winnipeg to which we invite your inspection. These goods wore All bought direct by us and embrace the very newest Pat terns at lowest prices. We have also a Large Stock of embroideries second to none in the City. Call and see these goods before buying. In the carpet department we have just opened up eight cases of Dado blinds in the newest patterns from 6cc each com plete including roller. The Price of these goods cannot be beat in Canada. New Brus Sels tapestry and Wool car pets arriving almost daily. Cornice poles Complete 250 each. It will pay you to Call and inspect the Stock of Geo. Craig co. What of it bettor i Suft Rod a Little pain bettor i sinned for a Little Timo if the smarting warmed Moback from death and Tho sting of sin withhold from crime. Who Kii ovre its strength by trial will know what strength canst to Sot against a sin and How temptation la overcome he learns who has Folt Ita Power within. Of stir immense red figure i Sor Hov Oniu a Racis parts of Thia land Wiloh i sealed i Gittin up it a Bari at him. Scaled sir Aez l i bed sir t iat they was to Apo Koitila voice. Will they problys font inner on in that Stile to any Siutu Uttel f need. I d Turi Ilu us red As a billed beet Don t know that the rules of our Church id that i die profit May Hev As wives in i "jc3so." is d. Yoa Aro old pie Ain t Wotan s rights. I Picht my tent in a Small town in incl Anny one Day Hist season while i was Stanoiu it the Dore Takia Money a poppy Tonshun of ladies came up cd Thoy Woi of the Banku Wille female re Formin Iruin s rite s Assoc Ashen and thay axed melt they Cood go in without Payin. Not see i hut Yon can pay without Goin Dow you know who to said one of Tho tall and fro thus Lookin Critter with n blew Kotteau Broller under her you knot who to air sir my Impre Shim sed i from a kor Sory View that you air to air snid Tho Fer Oshus woman belong to it society Whitch Bele Oves Wimin has believes in Razin her to her proper bal cover she is endowed with As much intellect As Man Boeeves she is trampled on and who will resist honsc4th forever the encroachments of proud domineering Durieu her discourse the Jabed to by the coat Kollor was swing no her Umbi caller wildly Over my h id. I Hope marm an i starting Buck that your intensions is honorable pro a Ono Man hear in a strange place. Beside be a wife to cried the female she s a Ala vol doth she never dream of who never think of thrown of Tho Yokoo Tyr Ginny thinking voting for Sho never think of these Here things not bin a natural born bed i by this Timo a Little riled i Kin safely say that Sho of screamed the female a to a n them us is 3r in i no that is to say Robom Liq when j wants air at presen bed mister Yung. Lviv wave i sea i seen a could git into i incr Inacy i did t look out in with Brigham i Learnt Tho Folli ii fax it takes him so weeks to kiss his to Don t do Only oct a be re mob it is wuss nor Cleat in House. In Diu t. To know i children there i us Many of urn Tho the All know . 1 1 v-1 us jut every child to meats Call him i or he takes it for Grant wit is so. In i in very of Monsiv. Thoy no Lars inf he Don t buy of forum Thuiy House inn uproar. How. Lie i s peace. His wives Ite t n. Ira Lea much that to has built i film r in for thare of into a Row into thai place in cords to being in her us Heller in the air. Of what is Tho Price that woman pays for her Don t see i Tho Price of my show is 15 cents Pur in free asked show is anti t our society to Tho female. Not if i know sed i. Cooil Cooil Sho cried bust into Teers. Won t you let my Darter sea another of the sex Sontic Wimin. Taken me by the hand. Of plans pet my duster l i r.1 Willy. Thay . R i in Iid ii hoi Ribic i i Bihn i i n prize i Lii self i divid he Mot of his Van w.irc1 Matiy a Ody inflicted with and it h. Of .1. .1 i scold him with Vonc i he i by Wonzo d shut up in Adnrus closet y n ii i Tor Tho Batilo of Tuu unruly. Wii on in a Wimmis to thy of the steal close Ali five him to Sucek Homo by .1 is. Oam Root rest in Tho Skinder Liis if the greek slain. I that Tho keep i of a married life Way onto profit sum times i wish i la i i Iid singel.1 i left to profit and for the Lavern wharf i put up to. On my overtus by of which they they Here with my Imparate Kashow on this very Occa shun. She is Pood in in All Tho time. O woman i cried my worked up to a i poetic pitch you air a Angle when you in have yourself lint when you take off your proper apparel into you desert your lires Ldes with your Beds full of wimm a rites Oshuns round Ron in Lions whom you May devour Short Whon you undertake Topley the Man you play the Devil Ami air in emf Atie noosnuci1. My i continue Rcd As Thoy Decurtin a Well Ward female were in what a. It is Trio Clorus girl now slated that the wag a of it hero is an idolater idolater in Israel an idolater in Tho House of a holy Man of god for covetousness is idolatry col. Lie forgot that the Law taught to hate covetousness and that Behan was stoned and burned because of his covetousness sex. Xviii 31 Josh Vii 21. So Ghazi followed when departed but it seems that to went but a Little Way Ere this covetous Ghazi overtook him. Living with one like Elisha How was it that he had not More of Elisa s spirit and when Naaman saw him running after him he lighted Down from the Chariot to meet him and Bald is All or As in Tho margin is there there was Little peace in that covetous soul. There is no peace Saith Tho lord unto the wicked Isa. Xviii 22 Ivy the Way of peace they know not Isa. Livili 32. And he Oaid All is Well. My Mas Ter hath 23. And Naamani said. To Content take two his Little scheme was working woh. Lying seemed to a a paying business. To had Only ventured to ask for one Talent of Suver and now two talents Aro pressed upon him which with some urging he consents to receive. Some o three thousand dollars for one lie Nany a Man has lied for even ten or five dollars or less and boys and girls have been known to lie Tor very Small amount 24. And when he came to the Tower margin secret place he took them from their Bond and bestowed them in the House and to let the men go and they de to had no Disiro to Mako a great display of his riches at least not for Tho present he Hod that which he coveted it was safely in his Possession and securely deposited and no one about Tho promises was any Tho Wiser As he thought and like the Rich fool of Luke Xii 19, he perhaps said to himself what a Good time loan now Havel 25. He wont in and stood before 1m As if nothing had transpired Worth mentioning As if he were a very devoted and faithful servant As if he would say my dear master thou Man of god what is thy we read in Essek. Xxxiii 81, of some who sit before thener Antof god As Tho Puoplo of god and they Hoar his words but they will not do them for with their Mouth Thoy show much love but their heart goeth after their and Elisha unto him whence co most thou Ghazi and he said thy servant went no lie upon lie. This is at least the third in this transaction. How hard the heart grows it is deceitful above nil things and desperately wicked Jer. Xvii what a Gulf has opened Between him Andl his master let some boy Tell How he Folt when having spent the afternoon in Noine forbidden place or Way he was asked at the i Tea table where to had been. Let some christians say How they fool about prayer when they have been doing what Thoy know god docs not approve. 36. Went not mine Henrt with thee when Tho Man turned again from his Chariot again to meet a Gehant he s got Yon now. Covetousness to a bad thing and lying wont help it any. To sure your aim will find you a lying Tongue is but for a moment num. Xxxii 23 prov. Xii eve obtained and perhaps enjoyed with Adam the forbidden fruit Behan obtained and possessed the garment and the Gold. Gown re obtained and possessed the coveted Silver and raiment but in to Case did these things bring pc co. There can not be True enjoyment of unlawfully obtained. And even though net in this life is Tho sin Luid Bare there is a Day coming when the lord will bring to Light the hidden darkness and make Manifest the counsels of the hearts 1 Cor. In we should always remember that and who knows How a Ulfo at Tho last show Why look at Tho Moon from a hero to stand opaque a noon. You Bay yet it shines a Luminous St. Here Complete Ami grand. So act my Post stand just in it it Audi and let Monc was i May grow old i am what i urn and my life for to la Tho it had not been i hold. Carer. A Xiver of College of incr so will. Buys i it i d of Hod a to Reod on the Atli outs Oata an Tryo which Hwy Pear to thrive i d of Lioata Emall for Speed. Beckon novel Wii a liked a Book Fez Woll of me Why i d Rathor Sot an scan Throo a Pago of up cult Thau smoke or Chow in Cora pan j. Suits no Whon Tho Candle s lit Tho logs or Amin High Jost to Dror Tho Blind an ult sprawl inhale a Loop an Yil with Tho Alman lok Cost by. Ortho pock o truths unit tout Siom yellow thet of 1 was Laid away m a Gravo us Mako my Hoot an1 howl like Hyta folks. Stolen too. An hand so Gull Bella i a Roto by folks give up to Dlo 1 to fat Tho heard plan Lett s a this. Tell Thorn s Tho things that fluto up your Throat an de ups your Eye. Make to aughty shaky kneed. Spelton out Tho symptom list High near or err Ono i Road Soma Uko a. Wood la to till i Folly just get so pious Thot my a r knaves on end an cold Clit la lurch Down my Spono and Thon i ukr a in a Tumblin sort o Pray Thot i Low to go to Church Oft onor an what i be went Luto i m spared from djrtn1 3plto of All Tho Almonta punt up la my old hide. They to soot Mowry Jet for Sanator Yui. Eva Wilder mag Faasau. Moving Sale still booming Uno lbt up to the we Are giving. J this will last r. W. God Roque 406 main Street. Watches jewelry diamonds silverware. Stock now completo in department for Tho. Holiday Trade. Auction Sale. The Stock in Trade of co., Ren eral Mer Ohanig of Tho City of list in will to bold fat in Nito on Tho Dollar by Puli to emotion at 1030 m., of to 17th Day of March 1891 at tha office of Tho ids Portage Avo Oue Cut w inn i of inc following Stock 1p.c7u74 store r.04 10 Buck oct outta mud Bills 20 live stood 435 of 017 Letzt 1 a few weeks longer. 10 Tenns Cash or Quarter cosh and the in knee in two four six Mun los with interest at Tho Ruto upon thettis vanished incr stations or deposits at once Lea Viii the Marble shining and clean. This is Wal worthy of Rinien Brance As it often found to be Provo kingly hard to clean the liar Boca thoroughly without injuring . Tho . Not to oar Tho whole Tho poet in no Tel Mast in Tomato whole and say Tho uni Cleat part. Tha Young Moon a Oil or tire her perfect Curok Tho lung Tulcsa within Art s bounded i Wolls. Of every Soblo work to silent port la Best. Of All expression that which cannot to pressed. Knew act contains Tho life each work of it Trio work and Oil the placet in each a Torop sold medal. Paris breakfast Cocoa from which Tho excess Oil Lias been removed is also stitely pure and u is soluble. No chemicals Aro need in its preparation. It has More than three times tiie strength of Cocoa mixed with starch arrowroot or sugar and is therefore far Moro economical coating less than one cent a cup. It is delicious Nouri Alung strengthening easily digested and admirably Dup cd for invalids 03 Well As for persons in he nth. Soul by grocers everywhere. W. Baker co., Dorchester Mast snowshoes toboggans skates dumb Bells Indian clubs single St Oku boxing Loveo. Guns and ammunition. Bend Lor prior lint. The Kingston Smith arms company 403 Matin Streat. P. E Clark son my chant tailors tour ohotto so plea at Boom 6, Donaldson Block. Shirts to order. The sugar refining co Montreal to. Box 961 Winnipeg limited Tamarac Wood delivered to any put of guaranteed Hooler tort per Oord pearled. 0 the dishonest told Coulat who Endeavor to sell Jou Vil. In italic of our Wleh Newl Al padre Ira. I upon the m the Gold pm tand Worf. A padre in All things Are naked and opened unto the Eye iof him with whom we Havo to prov. Xvi Rob. In 27. The leprosy therefore of Naaman shall a Cuvo unto Theo and unto thy seed forever. And to went out from his pres ence a Leper As White As a moment of my a lifelong punish intent. He begins at once to cat Tho fruit of lies lips a it did not pay after to ontto out inc the Best Way to Tako Ink out of table Linen is to soak Tho spots in sour milk. Put Tho cloth in the trash milk and bet it where it will turn sour. The process of souring seems to in out Tho stains. Rub the spots after they have been soaking Twenty four hours in Tho milk after it has curdled just As you would Wash any spot in water. They will Fiu ully be Como very faint and May now be washed out in water and the first time they Aro put through Tho weekly washing the prob ability in that All traces of Tho Ink stains thereon will have York inn a. A Story the old old store. Tia Tho old. Old Story Ono Man Wittl read Hla lesson of toll in Tho by. Liilo another la Blind to Tho present no Cal Butscha with spirit s Eye. Yon May Grid their souls in Tho selfsame mall Yon May kind them heart and brow but Tho poet wll Wollow Tho Rainbow still. And his brother will follow Tho plow. John Doyle o Kelly Bros. Co. 389 la Jet stkk1ct. Halibut should is skinned and basted with milk. Mackeith should be dusted with Salt Pepper put into the Pau with a Little water and bits of butter and baked quietly until Brown. A Rich Milt Kruyt known As White Miucci is cry Nice for inn Copral or expressly it. Now express Tho finest Quality of Kloc Tud by acclaim Itlen in Gilt of pry Jim i Iti Hilim offered Tho Puchio nah Refl to their former pm nod but Farmed care. Mungo Al padre Malre Guijo were the most flt int of Al the brands inc the inn Ike Fann i i sir of l ?.i3. With Corn in. Cans with moveable top Solo Tay All , Nott s Hughes co., till leu into undertakers and embalmer8 nod. 310 a 317 main St., Potter Donne Hloch. Telephone no. 4is private Sale of unredeemed goods Gold and Silver watohh8, Ohn lne Odd end Diamond hangs tie., Eold m or it knit ans at City loan of fico 713 main St. Ii Rowe lil Fiji storage for All Gore Tel of warehouse tek8 Ting ;