Winnipeg Free Press (Newspaper) - April 11, 1891, Winnipeg, Manitoba
Manitoba daily free press Winnipeg april u ejections from the writings of Artemus Ward of War s mischance. To atoms Tho Loose confiscated and Tho animals Brief imprisonment interview with Jotter bed and published by Arrance Xii. Tiff. Show is . Of hav won dered Bare about i was for these Many Dase none and past. Perch ans you posed i d Roub to t lies Tomb of the Cupp lets Tho i Don t know a lib those is. In per Noos paper . that be i be been among the sese shers Havn t had no time to Weed for Tho grate Komick in a if you la allow me to Kote from your advertisement. Success was Skaly and i by Wise had scape of my Lii c. If what i be bin Suthern bout which we to beam so much then i feel bound to observe that they made two Nob of me. They was altogether too Lav ish with their Atte shuns. I went aiming Tho sees herewith no feel to of Anner Rosity. I went i n my pc fresh enal capacity. I was a tooted by Ono of themos loftiest desires which can swell the human the Peep la their Money s Worth by shown them a is Sci beasts and Wax St Toots which i Tenter to say air of surpass by any other it too anywhere. I will not Call that Man who see my St Toots is humbugs a her and a Boss thief but bring him bc4 me my i la Wither him with one of Niy scorn Ful frowns. Bat to proceed with my Tail. Iti my to veto threw the Sonny South i beaded a Lap o talk about sece Shon and Bustin he the Union but i did t think it mounted Tow thin. The politicians in All the Vil old Abe som times ouch the Prah Ayrie Flower should t Nerer be Nogg rated. They also to ado Tob of thei Selvea in Varis ways but As Dibsy was used to that i did t let it worry much and the stars and stripes continued for to wave Over my Little tent. Boor Over i was a son of malty and a member several other Temperance Sci Dita Aud my wife she was a Darter of Holty an i posed these fax would sector at the Insoong and Perte Chiun of All the tart families. Alas i was i sprinted. State Arter state so meshed Aud it Gro wed Tetter and hotter for the underlined. Sings came to a dim Saacks in a Small two in Akramy where i was Prem orally to haul Down the stars stripes. I Deppy Taihung of red faced Mon cum up to the door of my tent i was Standin fetid Money the arte Noou coh Bishun had a Smedst an my Ita Lyun organist was Jeddo his sole stirring we air you la be Happy Tuo tapestry weavers. Let us take to our hearts a braver lesion can from Tho ways of Tho tapestry weavers on Tho other Side of the sen. _ above their Heads Tho pattern hangs they study it with care. And while their lingers deftly Movo their Eye Are fastened there. They toll this curious thing besides of Tho patient plodding Weaver to works on Tho wrong Sido ovo Moro but works for the right Side Over. It is Only Whon Tho weaving stops and Tho web is Nuil turned. That to sees Lii real his mar Velous i till is Learned. A the sight of its delicate Beauty How it pays him for All his Cost no juror dainties work Luin his was Ever done by Tho Frost. Then the master him Golden hire and Kivch him Praise As Well. And Happy this heart of the Weaver is no Tongue but his own can Tell. The years of Uriu Uro the looms of god let from the place of the Sun. We Are weaving Over till Tho Mystic is Ono. Weaving blindly but weaving surely each for himself his fut to May not set How Tjie right looks we cud Only weave and wait. But Buovo for Tho Sattora no Weaver Juit i Uoch to fear. Only lot him look Clear into perfect pattern is there. If to keep of the face of the Saviour forever and Way in his toil shall to than Honey his weaving a sure to be right. And the work is ended Aad Tho web is turned and shown. To shall hear Tho voice of the master it shall say to him Well Donel and Tho winged Angels of heaven to Bear him the no shall come Down. And cod shall give him Gold for his Coin but a glowing Crown g. Chester. These Are two awfully Jolly girls. They Are both also awfully Jolly comfortable for they Wear the celebrated health Brand under vests. Comfort and luxury combined. Recommended by All the Lead ing doctors in Canada. For Sale by every first class dry goods House in the Dominion. Embroideries Sec cow t a splendid Range of new White Cambrie and tee voice of the people publicly expressed its representatives. The Tower of Babel spec in. In ways unknown to mortals i regret to memory of that grand and haughty hour. When tic symmetric insolence of my Tower awed Tho Polo heaven that bit pcs my angor yet. No Stone of Manv now crumbling con. Forget my i Clad pomp in those Sweet Days of Power who my colossal Summit made stars cower and shrink before my awful Silhouette. Ohl despicable Penny hordes of men when i held sky and Opaco within my Roach. What souls had to thus to to overcome Why did your Coward hands desert to Whon Jehovah in his Wrath had All speech coulis Ruil i Fork of finals hoi be were Dumic Francis s. Saltus. The Board of Trade and the City Council of St. Joseph Missouri unanimously adopted resolutions endorsing and recommending microbe killer As a grand and wonderful remedy. St. Joseph Missouri is a City of population and Laboratory no. 8 of the win. Radam microbe killer is located there. Equally As prominent endorsements Are being received from other sections of the no other proprietary remedy has Ever before received such Public end oration anywhere. Why should people hesitate longer in availing themselves of the use of this marvellous Medicine is not the above convincing proof of the meritorious qualities of microbe killer we find upon investigation that All persons who have been attacked by la Grippe this Winter and last and who at once resorted to a free use of microbe killer that in from one to three Days they were All Over the danger and Able to attend their duties again. For All Throat troubles and especially so in diphtheria this remedy is an absolute specific. Within the last 8 weeks a diphtheria epidemic has raged at Salt Lake City Utah. Over 100 cases of a very malignant Type have been cured there with microbe killer without a single failure. In the City of Chicago or. John v. Farewell of Farewell bros., the great dry goods merchants and or. H. H. Honore capitalist and father in Law of colonel Fred Grant son of the late president Grant together with others equally prominent Are openly soliciting the afflicted to use the microbe killer. These people All speak from personal knowledge and use on themselves this marvellous Muslin flounce log embroideries 1 with till Over and narrow to match in the newest patterns and of the finest manufacture in tha Market. We offer special value in these goods As they Are our direct importation. Remedy. We cannot do More than Call the attention of the Ammian people to these facts and to request their own investigations of the Home office Here or of its branches and learn the solemn truths made in behalf of the greatest Medicine the world Ever saw a Universal remedy. William Radam microbe killer co., Ltd 120 King Street West Toronto sole and Only for the Dominion. In order to thoroughly introduce the microbe killer will put it up in one Dollar bottles for the next thirty Days. Manitoba and Northwest territories John Stork druggist Robert Paterson manager n. J. Halpin druggist Portage la Prairie. 103 George Street. Brandon. A my St Toota them to it Tim. They then in Money Box and Loose Chango therein to ont med. And Buat in my let the animals Loose a but healthy Amon the rest. This bus a sex peaces and 1 t v no Heb Tashan in Jean human into if it could git at excuse me if i Ems Cooil but i by when i see that Tiger the people. Go it my i inwardly exclaimed. I for Bitin of my left Thorn with rip pm up like a bully Tiger a bin in waded by for certain that the Tiger _ any of them but As he was Lew Days after sum Miles Distant of t ail wcl1 assortment in his month and is he As Tho he d bin Thaviu sum silent sex i rather guess to did. You will perceive that they did t confils him much to Matt Rory in runs and in the my 1300 Artemus Ward went to his career there is familiar to Tho Public. Besides showing his pan Orama for a successful season in London he contributed a number of bus characteristic letters to punch. Among his attached foreign friends were Charlea Reade Tho novelist Siv Mourne Tho poet and the Rev. Moncure d. Con wily. Heade alludes to him in Griffith As Artemus the delicious. Browne was Only 32 when he died Over Thero in 1867. It secretly for time. It was Jup Powl to to a profound secret but o a Man Ciranni talk. It leaked o it. One of Montreal s business men and a strip cd Midi my Meier one who was always Locki in upon "3 a total a Stainer from alcoholic craps. N it dim Law to use a cer Tjin Vii Ustiy of or indy three time a tiny As a Bini ulant nud . Liia merc Lunt Roku morn to night a l the Carosono trials o Imit Crnec Busin Ess on his Houlik in some time ago become so Woart. Thin worn out Loo Viag Ami so nor aus that his condition excited Drand and Alomi xenon get his friends for the Brandy diet was strictly adhered to in secret when Tom Iii to a coi of his Lolly and up huty he Rebo Vawl with great Dotur. Inin tettion to fit up the Brandy and try n Rem Edy which hid been by a Corn Exchange Man. This remedy proved to be Paine s celery compound Aud its use was at once commenced by the merchant. Surprise and pleasure using the compound or a week. He found bin apatite returning Bis nervous Bittern in a letter condition and Stre Nruh taking the place of Laski Tudic and weariness. In Leas than a month his bodily Stren Octh was greatly increased his sleep was healthful and refresh id. And his capacity or As great As Ever before. This is not an uncommon Case scores of Tuch could he pointed out it necessary showing the use less. Yea the evil effects of alcoholic Slin Lents and the grand results of that great restorer and tonic j Ai lie s celery compound. Dropped All Royal strengths in life until Tho end will Bear themselves still royally. Degrees of dying they know not the Muddy Leca they will not drink no Man shall see Thorn Bond or Slacken in the Bloom no Man can lond to them. Those pc Colo Soula who Crouch on Kuzes that , and climb to shadows of lost Case death tortures. Hut 03 icings to Kings May a cml. To chill Lens is Tho such death As this o crtake.1 or Emir love a lesser love will miss Sach strode my dwindle painfully away. And simply Occaso to breathe some Day Bat great loves to Tho last have pulses Rod All great loves that Havo Over died dropped cod. Hunt. Tho Universal strife. A Cricket fed on an insect too Small for Eye to see a Field mouse captured the Cricket and hushed Bis minstrelsy. A or try nor Leo pounced on Tho Field and Flung him on u. Thorn and a i Amo Down on the cruel Shrike from Over the waving Corn. Aud .1 of t sprang out on the red tailed Lia wac from under a fallen tree. For Bird and Braat. By flood and bold of every de Jurea prey one upon the other. Ordained to be my Rifle Laid old a Cunard Low Aii l looked at to. Mega Fly. I i i i i i i i i athlete and Derby cigarettes i i i i i i i i i Ahe word. I hastily opened my Lipa and uttered a word of disdain that wounded a Floud and forever str Angol a heart i would die to regain Bat the. Bird onco at Liberty who can in Tungul and Tho word thief a onco spoken of who can recall. B. Harrison. The Grard old passion. Tho Twain were Ono in their heart s desire a True to Lovo As the Sun to Lovo each other beyond the River whenever their work was done. Ill love Tho glory of life. On Ancl s wings comes Down rejoice rejoice for Tho grand old passion that Mokes the world go round. The sweetest of the Sweet i the purest of the pure t the finest of the Fine the cheapest the Best which of the tenders will be accepted the Ift Iea of Canada or the ensuing two or three months have some important and necessary work to perform in the Home. Thea work they must do themselves but the material required for the con summation of a perfect Job they must of necessity procure. Several tenders Are made Lor this material and strange to say All at the same Price. The Only thing now to consider la Hje character of each tenderer. Many make Oer Nln promises but alas they have failed to Eften in Quality that polio Confidence has been shaken. One tenderer Haw Ever Diamond a record of and strand results in All its extensive operations wherever employed. Will the tender of Diamond dyes be accepted or will you Trust one of the Many whose records Are doubtful and typewriters second hand Remington and Caliph is for Sale. Waterman Fountain pens Mol Tyre Block Winnipeg. Man plate class. Full assortment of Bizet now in Stock ranging from 10 to 96 inches wide and up to Iso inches loft i f. Stephens co. Market Street Wynn so. Investigation Bli oits thai fao1 that at Zee s clothing House 513 main St., Opp. City Hall prices of clothing Are away Down Down far below any other House in the Olty. One of the 3rhatebt Down clothing sales that Ever took place in Winnipeg in now going on at this Well known store. F3o.000.oo Worth of new Spring clothing hats Caps and Genta furnishings bought during our or. Walsh s recent visit to the Eastern markets at a very Low rate on the Dollar Are now being sold off at prices never before heard of in the City. Men s suits boy s suits. 2.50 children s suits. 1.00 men s Tweed pants Only 95 75 new spri1s g overcoats 5.00 under shirts. "25 drawers.25c. And 50 overalls.35c. And 50 collars cuffs handkerchiefs neckties braces at proportion ally Low prices. Eleven cases Boota and shoes bought at 50c. On Het Dollar Are being sold very cheap. All new and imported specially for this new of e Trade we also bought at a very Low on Tho Dollar and will be offered at extraordinary Low prices. Yon must sea these goods to realize their proper value. Thoy Are All new fresh and marked Down to Mil at Leaa than half the original Price. Robburt and country merchants will find Tho Good opportunely to secure goods away Down below wholesale prices. Remember the place Walsh a 613 main St., opposite Olar Hall. The cheapest spot in Winnipeg. Removal. . Hunter merchant tailor has removed to Mclntyre Block new Wing rooms and 6. To our customers i inn Arrao Man., March 13th, As we Aro tearing Wynn Lek to Btu new id Lethbridge we room Venct messes. A n. Cole t merchant 606 main St., City to you for your we Hare known them personally for Over Al teen years. They keep a urea took and we feel cure you will get Good satisfaction and treat ment at their hands. We Aro Youra truly h. B. Co. 480 main Street. T the Canada sugar refining co. It cml thai. Montreal. Now putting up far family Uso. The finest Quality oif pure sugar 9ybuf not adulterated with Corn Fly Tuple in 2 in. Cans with moveable Tew and sporting goods. Call and Sec our Stock of bicycles and wheels arc All right. Or Lei Carruthers Brook main Street. Auction Sale the Stock in Trado and Hook accounts of 0. A. Bradford general Storc keeper of Brandon Wolfl sort at a rate on the Dollar in Bolo auction u o clock a.m., on the nay
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