Winnipeg Free Press

Winnipeg Free Press (Newspaper) - May 15, 1891, Winnipeg, Manitoba Manitoba daily fre1e press. Winnipeg. May 15 selection5 from the of Artemus Ward. Foffi n , Spe Tako up Stago driving to avoid military Serr Cial from eclat pro to the Attl take of the Cottrn mint. Auri published by special arrange g of new York pub draft in Galdins Tlle. F i m drafted i resign deeply grate Fol for the Onex petted Honor thus conf red upon me i shall feel compel to resign the position in favor of Sam More worthy person. Modesty is what ails inc. 1 a Tenter say 1 shall Huv to resign if de even wheres i be bin inroad 1 of i uni stuns to inroad in a pads owns. If i d kept of trav 1 should hav even Topoly Sjodt in which Case i could have held a elected myself Guj Jimi Migg. I Hnin t do idea there Many of me before. But Serisky i to Stop exhibit Ingrid made by Only daughter threw herself onto my and said it is me farther i 1 2rt reads the Ledger. Us yer Bunch of fives old Faker Arif Kainaros or. He reads the Clipper. Kyj wife was to the Sowin circa. I of claw Tod the Wimin folks was Bavin n ihc9et time land Erin the females of the Tfir sowin1 Circle which likewise met Sra Moon and was doubtless end win Skally Wall in Sla Deriu the and i did t Send for her. Miqu enjoy Beira Clvis it Ion Tea trans was playing onto a quo Ramos is a ethereal cuss. twins m Ajdin cob Honses in a Corner of the Cicet some postage Stamps to raise it and yet it us go hard with in old Man to lose any Lamb of the Fluck. A old Bachelor is a poor Critter. He he Awe Hearn the Skylark or what s will the Sama thing miss dbl look and gun or Patti sing he May haves beam go boil fiddle and All Tho doottobth3 yet to Don t know Nothen boat sate the real i Nunuo thing the. Music 4 the lighter of Trappy Well fed children Jon May a the father of Sich Ceil 4na borne to dinner be weary earn Tia etl be no spoons Missin Una. Sich fathers never drop tin five .St pieces into the contribution pad shoe pegs off onto Blind Bosses for Ott nor skedaddle to British Sile Vadien Tarco Andrj a in no Edo anything Irish b really mean. I Don t me Aarto in Pratt jut a not he s a poor Critter. He he ought to Pologr Zoon be Wolf his parents for All. By Beppy Narried Man Dies in Good Stile wine surrounded by Hajj weeping Wile and children. The old Bachelor Don to dle sorts of rots Arway Liko a Pody were sort demoralized. A evident Desine to evade the As i observed with sorter and Pat below and mar too. A id april i haunt no sooner Soto Kara Sath Elasy of Theta ran than i san rain two Litomy Hoss Mea Ridin four abreast. Their Way up Street. Wet them Isicca Vilry landlord d citizens a Kontely to t tween Here and Scota Burg. They re stage Drivers. Stage p it Tettat each stage Driver carried a let sch his left hand. Mail is heavy said the Gin rally they dont have Walf a dozen letters tween pm. To re got one apiece bile my lights Ain t any Skacey landlord Anduha fete there is prefer to Yalk the roads is so is with i roof the Bugle Horn of near me. T to his head in ordinarily i thoum Delight Gore but my Bleeden country a at Home. It a imperatively i remain Here for to Pur a niacin from week to week that is boat to take it to put Down the into the Village Oyster Saloon found or. Sch Azey a Leadin Citi of mad which showed that j. Is tin in More n his share of to Belleret when you. Triu in matter with Tho eminent 0 i pleasantly inquired. Pc flaw Thia is what s the mat Obi total drunkard i m is Beans old and w Plato before him of Yon a cheerful fruit Caj anything cat Beans nov item Pittse r cover my Tittle so proper you should eat a Little in a i said. It s n instruct the Stinn Nisto t depend exc lbs sively its 8nstaja3ncc. A Blessin onto the in wanted Beans. A he s a Erst specs mint of How things waa Blae Tho schoolmaster i to me warmly. Welkin to those shores. He i r10 to Seo that great a Belleek midst out More s occasion to Zotico this school held it in the open Roar ii Bonfire. The schoolmaster was the first orator he b pretty Good on the speak. To also writes Well his composition Heln Seldom Narred by . He said this inactivity surprised him. What do you i expect will of this kind of Doin s Hooray for i interrupted. Fel Low citizens let s give three Cheera for in Ull tha Man who flt tha schoolmaster turned a Little red but i Nihil Jit. To was t n strategy f our venerable said the school master Smilin pleasantly in t posted in no i Don t know him. But if he s a Able bodied Ina he must stand his Little draft the schoolmaster wound up in eloquent style and the took tha stand. I said the crisis had not Only cum itself but it had brought All its relations. It has cum i said wit i a evident intent or Linakin us a Good Long visit. In Goin to take off its thing and Stop with us. My wife says so too. This is a Good War. For those who like this War it s just such a kind of War As they like. I la bet be. My wife says so too. If the Federal army succeeds in Takin , and they seem to be advancing t lat Way pretty often 1 shall say it is strategy and Washington will be Safe. And that Noble Banner As it Banner As it to a Emblem or rather 1 should say that Noble it i0erv. My wife says so too. I got a Little mixed up Here but they did t notice it. K 3op mum Feller Citi Zens it will be a proud Day for this Republic when Washington a Safe. My i Fasanya too. The editor of the Bugle bom of Liberty Here arose and said i do not wish to interrupt Tho gentle can but a important despatch has just bin received at Tho Tele graph orca Here. I will read it. It is is follows nov ment is about to take vigor Ous measures to put Down the loud applause that said i is cheering. That s sooth ing. And Washington will be Safe. Sensation Philadelphia is Safe. Gen. Pat Tehson s in Philadelphia. But my heart bleeds parti my for Washington. My wife says so too. There s Money enough. No trouble about Money. They be got a lot of first class Bank note engravers at Washington which place i regret to say a by no Means Safe who turn out two or three cords of Money a Money too. Goes Well these Bank note engravers Node Good wages. I expect they Lay up property. They Are full of Union senti ment. There a considerable Union senti ment in Virginne More especially among to honest Farmers of tha Shenandoah vol of. My wife says so too. Then it in t Money we want. But a do what men and we most have them. We must carry a fire among the foe. A must crush the ungrateful rebels who Are Poua Diu the goddess of Liberty Over tha head with Shang shots and Stabin her with stolen knives we must lick pm Quick. Must introduce Large number of test class funerals Imong the people of tha South. Betsy says so too. This War Hain t been too Well managed. We All know that. What then we Are All in the same the boat goes Down be go Down with her. Hence a most All Light. It Ain t no use to talk now about who caused the War. Loot s played out. The War a upon we must All fight. We can t reason the Natter with the foe. Wben., in the Broad Lare of the Noonday St a speckled Jack ids boldly and Salicio truly kicks Over a canut stand do we Naisoa with him guess not. And Why reason with those ther Southern people trying to kick Over the Republic Betsy my wife lays so too. The meeting broke up with enthusiasm. We Shan t draft in we can icly it. A to Hajj Ellie fragment. As i previously i am Cap in of tha Baldi Asvul company. I Riz Rod orally but majestically from drum nor s Secretary to my present position. But i found the ranks was t full by no scans and commenced for to dec Root. Lavin Otist a of men who Are into the crisis to Wear up Clits i determined to have my com Pany composed excl seively of Ossers everybody to rank As Briff Adeer genral. L to for Erin was among tire vans questions which i put to re roots do you know a masked Battery from a Ink of Granec bread do you know a Eppy it from n piece of Chalk if i Trust Yon with a Realynn How Many men of your own you speck of can manage to Killa mrtha War hav Yon Ever Beard of genral Price of and can Yon avoid viral or Acci Lents in Case of a Battle hav you Ever had the measles and if so Low Many How air you. Now show me your Tongue Sam of he questions waa Sarns tical. The company filled up rapid and last sunday we went to House in till uniform. I m afraid i tried to walk to strato for i us very near Tallin Over Backards Aad in a tempting to recover my sem my Inix Ca up with my a Choice , who was Standin near Tho Church door a sect the Sojor boys come up. My cock hat fell off nud somehow my coat tales got twisted round my neck. The Young ladies put their Landkof chiefs to their Mouths and re naked the while my ancient be single Friend , bust out u a Loudi Arf. She a seedbed her moot Hso silently that her new false Teeth fell out onto the a around. Miss sed i Gittin up and Lustin myself you most be More careful with them store Teeth of or Jave to gum it Affine met mks i had her. I d bin to work hard All tiie week and i Elt rather snoozy. I m fraid i Alf asleep for on Why was Man made to Nouraf i sed Bavin n vague Idee that it vae a Conan Damn. It was a Mark Fortine . Has Eloot at a i . Of order when t suddenly of card to ii wharf kept my seat Brushton like the red red speak. Saved from an awful Fate. Said the interested Spectator is to gazed at the wicked wretch who sat calmly picking his Teeth inside Tho prison ars that you could be free once More now would that suit it would t suit me at replied the hardened Felon tear of Joy slowly coursed Down his Check my wife s dress maker s Bill Falls due review. 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By paying Cash in full you secure immediate delivery of the Ull set at the following reduced prices cloth. Sheep. 35.00 Morocco. 38.50 2. By paying Oxe third of the total amount in Cash you May Enre immediate delivery of the full set with the balance payable in qual monthly instalments. 3. By paying Down 82.50 for the cloth for the sheep or 3.40 for the Morocco you secure delivery of one half the set the bal Ance of the Money being payable in monthly instalments and the balance of the books to be delivered within 4 months. Northern Pagi Fig Railroad. Effect Simroy March 29th, 1891 or 00th Meridian wort i Boa d 12.65p 12.401 12.171 u.60a 11.17 n 11.01 1 10.42a 10.09a 0.4bu 9.07 n. 7.60a 7.00a 4.15p 3.47p in s.2bp28 s.19pb7 8.07p 82 2.48p 40 2.33p48 2.12p 50 1.46p 6b 9.40a 5.soa 1.30a 8.00p s.s6p b.00p 0 80 9 b b 4 b 1 a o o i 168 22j 848 483 470 station. Winnipeg. Ports go St. Herbert. Ostler. Union Point. Silver Plains. St. Jean. Letellier. Emorson. -.pemblna. Grand Forks. Junction. Brain erd. Duluth. 481 a Chicago sooth Bou d 11.28 a 1.1.41 a l2.1sp t2.8sp i2.62p 1.28p 2.00p 2.00ft 7-Oon 6.b60 7.05 a 10.80p b.43a 4.17 a 4.58 a 6.17 a 6.42 a 0.230 6.53ft 7.b5b 8.20n e.40p mob bib abandon Branch. East ads 6.00j 12.45p 6.16p 4.24p Lilola 91 2 l.55p h.38a 0.074 8.20.1 7.40n 7.00a Bou d Joe p 12.24p 10 6 b.23p 33 2.6sp a 89 10.58a 49 0 1d.40b 54 1.21p 10.20a 12.55p 10.d5b 12.28p 12.08p 0.50 a 74 8.87 a 76 9.22 a 86 9.07892 _ .3.45 a 102.0 stations. U Hon Ria Myrtle Roland Rof Lebank Miami Dee Vood Altamont Somerset. Swan Lake Indian Spring Morl polls Greenway Balder Belmont Hilton Roant Wolte Martinville Brandon 109.7 8.03a 120.0 7.s9a 129.b 7.soa 1s7.s .1 Fob take la Aba ibb Branch. West 8.48p 4.00p 12.22 4.17p 4.65p 5.27p 5.42p 6.58p 0.26p 0.40p 7.0sp 7.s2p 8.09p 8.46p 1.2bp 2.11p 2.35p 4.10 4.50p 4.20p 0.13p 6.40p 7.8bp s.18p 8.54p boat Bou d Nous bully of. San r. 10.58 it 10.40s 9.33ft d 8.c 11.6 14.7 Ilo 815.2 411 a it Bou d no flt Dolly of. San y. Portage Juno lion. St. Sharlet. Heeding by. Kuat Aoe. Of Kellie. I a Prairie., 4.42p 6.18p 6.20p 5.4fip a.33p 6.66p 7.40p carried on Oil regular freight trains. Pullman Palvoe sleeping and Dent nor can on hog. 117 and 113, by Paul and express. Connection it Winnipeg Junction with two Catl ruled throng Truing Dally for nil polite in Montana British Columbia Oregon and Oal for for la. 8. Fee. H. Set Pfohl F. F. A. Go Neinl St. Paul. Win Niper. H. J. Below ticket 48flmain St., Winnipeg. Manitoba and Northwestern railway 00. Faking effect april oth 1801 Kenlar passenger trains run As follow westbound. Leave Winnipeg at 11.00. Tuesday thursday and saturday for la or Arlo rapid City Yorton and intermediate Ata Lona. A mixed train for re atoll makes close Oon Netlon at Binscarth on tuesday and eastbound. Leave Yorkton monday wednesday and Friday of .05 a mixed train leaves Russell at 7.00 on Iveden Sedoy and Friday and makes connection it Lauu Usu Binscarth with train Foi Winnipeg. Leave rapid City on monday. Friday of wednesday and but Bracil Oam Enger trains make connection at Portage u Prairie with Canadian in Olulo Wert bound. To mine and at Winnipeg with Tea Tolna of company. It Matyi. Lion Rhonda it a lint saturday Fig. Madayn. 11.00 is boat 18.00 in 14.45 ,6.60 ie.4fl 00. So 91. 117. 135. . Portage la Prairie .toudatone., Nee Paft. Artuto. 17.20 1716.80 or 16.30 1859 19.18 us 17.45 a 160. City. In 10.10 .8.21 .9.46 17k 194. 20.25 Sll 236 88.15 279 arrive Birtle bin Sharfe. Lauren Buff. Yorkton 9.57 it 8.65 7.bc e.18 a t Hub. Trayno Stop at Etalon Between Portaro u Prairie and Winnipeg Only when engr called or when there Are to alight. W. A baked a. M Donald a pct t. Paw i offs no Toni Moir wat. Of Onienta the Atlantic Pao Lilc Oce Arni Motich the Ime kor m West. Stations fran Olko . 10.00 p 4-------Portland, o., n. P. 8.00 . 6-00 . Seattle w. T Bend 10.00 i ----a.00_ Victoria Vono outer -18-10 19.bo. 14.ss. _ 4.1b -18.80. -17.15. Bend House Golden. Ban hot Springs. Canmore. Calgary. Ueding hat._., Maple Creek Swift Mooso m.8s. 8.18. 23.00. -28.es. -28.05. _ 4.20. -10.17____ 10.00. 17.80 -10.80. 1.15 _ 3.68 _ 7.60 -11.16 it. -12.18 -14.10 -w.81 -18.80 r. The most popular and Best route to All Points East South and West daily train service from Winnipeg of Ptel Mian Palace bleeping Abb Kue Gant dining Abb. Ribs labs Goa Obb. The dining Cir line affords the beet route to All Eastern polite taking to passengers through an in creating country making close connections with other Linea and riving him an Opportunity of visit no the Faamotu cities of urn Neapolis St. Paul and Chicago. No trouble or annoyance to experienced n the checking of baggage to Points in Eastern Coo Ada. No Motif atoms examen along. Ocean passages ind berths secured to and from great Britain and All first Tolaas Stefoni Blip lines represented. If Yon am going to any Point in Montana Washington Obook or British Colum a we invite you Espe flatly to Call upon us As a can undoubtedly do better for you than any other line. It is the Only All rail Lino to Western Washington. The3favorite route for califobh1a tourists for Tun information concerning rates Eto., Oah Oil or Addren your nearest ticket agent any travelling Paw Enger agent of Tho company or h. Gen. Agent n. P. 4 m. R., of As. S. Fee Wnm Rybo Den. Para and Loket aft. N.p.b., St. Part Minn pennyroyal wafers. Prescription of Vail Bahit Dollfe foe am. B treating female monthly with perfect bar Over Udics. A ladies Usk conf vow fat Fop pennyroyal wafer. Take no burst state or i Dom for i 19 by Bolesia. Co., Winnipeg. Alcu6n.m_l -12.10., -18.38. 4.00p.m. 8.00. 8.20. 6.16a.m. _ -7.10. 7.80_____, -10.00 . J Virden j oat Berry to Portage la Pralto. Huff Huloa. Winnipeg. 12.00 -------7.10 _ 6.10.--- 1.16 Zzz 3l17__ 19.19 20.08 19.01 18.85 _ 14.20 As r 17.80 do. -18.80. 984.01. _ 7.20. -18.66 a Morile Gretna grand Forks Duluth Mann Apollo St. Paul Kangara Olty St. Loula Cal ago. 014.80 at. H h 8.18p.m. H 7.00p.m.i b 480b.m_, _ 6.04. -11.20a.m. _ 2.15p.m. .12.06p.m. B 2.cbom. Winnipeg Selkirk Slat rat Portage went fort William port Arthur Sohr Colbor. Cha Plati Sudbury. Jug 13.wp.ra .12.101a.ai 11.50 _ 7.10___ 8.00 7.ie 9.50 _ 11.00 be a e2 15.20 14.so la id 0 9.28 .0 h 6.80p.m. B 12.05 . 1.20 . _ North Toronto Hamilton Lasara foun. London _8t Ali Omaha. . .0 8.36 a 11.00 Pembroke. Renfrew 6.00 _ 4.3b_ a 12.0b b10.80am 2.25 . 0.00 Montreal 2.80 . 7.00 -.now . . _ 8.60p.m.-.boston, a. Atom -1.10 -.St. John. -10.80 . A. .0 4.18 _ 2.60 _ a nun fan 9.00 4 10 to f Branch Unevia y a r to mm-1 18.40, Ditomo. 12.17 in in 12.bb 10.10 jul Jis us or Etna 11 so 88.80 21.00. . To 8.w do minion City 14 08 a it 21.00.ar.weat _ j 17.00 b5 _ 10 00 Jj-js.holland------. 0.80 ass _ 20-20.btookton. 7.1b Brandon at farm 1b4b___ 11.10.at.mentcich___lv._i Roll Uon. Lomden Saskatoon 12.16 _ Olarti Oros Alne 11 it 19.08 Duck Laue. 900 Prince Albert .lt._. .00 .16.42 ii i Tim a flatly a Dally exo Epi sends Yogi 0, Dally 93. Opel monday. A Dally Eio Ops tac Day. Eta alls except wednesday of Dally a kept Thor Day. A Dally Eio ept Friday. A Dally i oops saturday i monday wednesday and Friday. A rfcs Djiji thursday Aad saturday. A Xuy Easaya and East of Brondon ran on Central i stud me Bawaen Brandon and Donald on mount Ala Standard time and Wees of Donald on Pocillo ctan3 urns. Laako. Fran Dato arid bomb porn California Polk. The steamers or Pogo bound. Torla and with 0. P. B. Blooms him for Olno Japan. A. B. 0. Do. For Lother film Eto. Portalla a h. W. Bat Rray Branch Una do vetting. Hennt Zolor Aud sleeping can on All Chr Seiti through Cloketa at Low rotes on Sale fit Nna dual and Al Stoke off Loea 471 Mala e3 or Dapoli. W. 1l Moleod Olty phase nor. J. 8. Of Kike f v obo. Old8, Tan. Traffic hgr., Montreal we. A syst Jln la put. Winnipeg. D. Mtg Wooll Honan bobs. Bbb Gan. Paea. Winnipeg great Falls and Canada by. Co. Condensed Job flame table to effect february lot 1891. Doing Fri Etal 1.25a g.00a going sooth a led no. Eso ept bunday. 10.80 v. M. 9.46 9.05 7.20 5.85 8. To 8.0c 12.80 7.00 m. Stations. take Dep Arr. Dunmore Dop 8iationo. , Stoel i of and Shelby Bowel Oraas drop. A into Lou of dept an. Going wed l26bj c. Ohio Shortb if cd no. 0. Daily Gocpt 8 on Clay. 7.80 b.66 10.46 13.80 p. 9.00 8.00 0.80 u.1s Oan Adlao put Defio hallway at Dnn mors Jontion Kast bound train Atlantic express loaves Bun More fit 10.17 a. M. Weal bound Teal Pao Flo express eaves do Moro at 6.13 p. A great Northern bal tray at great Tallat bound train to Helena Butte Eto. Leavora or oat Falls 10.s5 a. East bound train to Al. Paul Eto. Tree great Falla at 2.66 p. M. Haole Dand Pino Hor Crock a tags in Anta Letb Ridge to Bonday and Sator Daye at 9 . Lot orning Tram Macleod Montoya wednesday a Aad fridays. Of Oleati stage Una leaves steal fit 9 a a Tot Awotwa Belleview by Tom dip Nyer Estero and and arrl7e8 Dally bom polenta at , w. D. Baeola7. H ma3tih, Oao . _. 18.50.lt----winnlpes.___. 18 in at i 17.2a 17.00 r news Laferr lews Laferl ;