Winnipeg Free Press

Winnipeg Free Press (Newspaper) - April 3, 1925, Winnipeg, Manitoba Manitoba free press Winnipeg Friday april 3, 1925 More truth than poetry by James j. Montague hopeless Lions for the Day when the masculine sex no More will appear on the Street in invisible stripes and uncoloured checks whose hues Are sedate and discreet. I yearn for the time when a Man can be seen. As work Ward he daily parades in Lilac or Carmine or poppy or , and All the new seasonal shades. As a wee Wistful child i shed Many a tear i sternly was told that when i grew up i could never appear in raiment like Joseph s of old. I wanted a coat which horses should shy and i wanted a Cap for my head which would make people Asp when they saw me pass and i wanted pm purple and red. And now so i learn it is soon to be smart for men to discard their Plain clothes and go to their business in suits that impart the tinge of the Jonquil and Rose. They will vary their costumes for City or Shore for Spring and for summer and fall and office and court room and club House and store will look like a fancy dress Ball. And Shal so on the Street Day and my optics -17 wistfully cast on the Brilliant and vivid and Brig it hued array of men who go catering past. I will View All the shades that my tailor has piled in glorious ranks on his shelf but i la still be As sad As i was when n. Child for i la never dare Wear them my self i today s Horoscope Friday april 3 an Active and Day May to forecast from Tho prevailing lunar aspects. It would be Wise however to carefully consider opportunities presenting themselves with abrupt Ness and to use More than Ordinary precaution in the matter of. Signing letters papers and documents. In social Domestic and affectiona.1 affiliations the Prospect is for much pleasurable activity. Those whose birthday it a May look for an Active and pleasant year in their affairs business As Well As social Domestic and affectional. It would be Well however to exercise More than usual attention in All that pertains to writings documents and publications since these Are subject to annoyance or misrepresentation. A child on this Day is like be Clever resourceful accomplished and Well liked but it should be Given careful training to the matter of veracity and consideration for other people s rights and property. Know your country what is the value of Canada s production totalled in 1922, nearly apples be ing the chief item. Canadian fruit is making headway in British and foreign markets Beau ii of its sign Quality and Canada holds the world championship for the Best table Apple the Mclntosh red. What Are the facts about the on Tario Hydro electric commission the Ontario Hydro electric com Mission has Miles of trans Mission lines distributing about 700.000 horse Power to s80 municipalities. It operates 22 Waterpower which when developed will have a potentiality of Over a million horse Power. The Chippawa Queenston Power canal is the largest sing the Hydro development in the world. Today in Canadian history Rivers que., swept by fire Many houses destroyed. Of St. Eloi began the Canadian corps participating. Household suggestions rhubarb pie the Lovely Pink rhubarb is in Market and the flavor la delightful when so new. Cream 2 tablespoonfuls of butter with i cups sugar and 2 Fuls of flour. Add 1 beaten Epir a Pinch of Salt 1 teaspoonful Lemon juice and 2 cups rhubarb Cut into Small pieces. Bake Between crusts perforating the upper one to. Allow the steam to escape. Pemberton potatoes Cut 4 hard boiled ergs and 4 cold boiled potatoes into Inch slices. Put a layer of potatoes into a buttered baking dish season with Salt and Pep per and cover with a layer of of off. Repeat and pour Over All a White sauce. Cover with buttered crumbs and Bakst until crumbs Are a Nice Brown. Radish Rose salad two cups shredded lettuce. French dressing. 1 Tah Lemoon i rated cheese 12 radishes sliced thin. Amish of whole Rall flies. Mayonnaise. Mix the shredded lettuce Well with the French to which the rated cheese hns been added. Form a nest of this. Giuins it thin slices of radish which have been mixed with Mayonnaise dress incr. Garnish each portion with one whole radish Cut to form a the Delineator for april. Charles ii. Was an enemy of swear ing and issued a proclamation against it. A false alarm bystander where s the fireman we Ain t found nothing some overheated women at a bargain e. Montgomery. Roguish Rollo revenge a great big bully on our Street when i was alone said Rollo you git off my and then he chased me Home. Then i Srot whooping cough and say. How Rotten i did feel and when i saw that kid next Day i bumped him off his wheel. And nearly coughed my Collar off but 1 did t run away and now he s got the whooping cough hurray hurray hurray Morrison. Ii appreciation my sister has a Beau who comes and reads to her som times. He Calls himself a poet and recites a lot of rhymes. The cuckoo is calling to its he says and sister says that s i told the boys about it and just what time he came and Sis got awful ratty and turned As red As flame when they stood and yelled from the Garden Gate Tho cuckoo is culling on its e. Kopperl. The servant problem mrs. Clark Why do you arise so Early in Tho mrs. Williams i have to. My dear in order to awake the in time to prepare any Day anyone with the. Leisure and inclination to explore the fun shop could find something inter Esting and novel in waste baskets. A horse on her Peggy ran to her Mother s room and asked Mother what part of my body Are my your queried Mother greatly puzzled. Why answered Peggy. A Man told me Don t run so fast Little girl and hold your horses or you will straight. The Ocean with a Bow to Roger Kelly Ocean is a combination of water fishes seaweed and wrecks especially water. Both sides of it come rite up to the Shore making it Mutch More convenient for people Hunting to get on and off boats the fishes in the Ocean Are All us Terent Kinda sizes and Ages and Seldom meet each other unless they live in the Samo number Hood. They arc freshest rite after they Are Cavot but they taste the beat rite after thay Are cooked. Tho big fishes cat the Little ones and the Little ones eat each other for revenge. The Salt in the Ocean makes it easier for the fishes to swim in. Prob ably being son Rte Consolation to them in Case they get tired of the taste. The Waie is the biggest fish in the Ocean and also the e ony one that has to come up to blow its nose. Boots. Hell need it Hoyle now that Bilkins has made a Fortune out of his Oil stocks suppose hell begin spending it. Shawa ill say he will. He s thinking of getting Friedsam. Wal Lily the Mystic hell answer your questions girls sputter like a wet old Hen when they re accused of chasing men and yet it s True As you will say when you. Have read our stuff to Day. Others have had to dear Wally i be a sluggish Beau he s known round town As slow poke How Long do you think i should wait for him to pop the question Kate. Dear Kate it really would t pay to wait until your hair is Grey so 1c you want this slow poke Joe go right ahead and Tell him so. Seeing is laughing dear Wally i am in distress my Fella did t like my dress. Wear Shorter said he. I did. And then he laughed. Why candid kid. Dear candid kid i d bet Good Money he laughed because your legs Are funny. Don t let that bring you misery you a lot of company. The editor s gossip shop Wally the Mystic is sore these Days he s Sot a grouch and we believe it s a deserved one. It s All because none of you have been Able to cause him any sleepless nights with a real knotty question which will stick come on let s get Wally let s show him he in t the greatest seer in the world the Way he struts into the office you d think no o ther judgment was As perfect As his. Come on you fun let s show up Wally you show up with As Many contributions As an envelope will hold to Bald ate. Kid boots wild Willie barnyard bits etc., each. Evidence Iii Ilu "to1 has been Shooten Mose How to Lulu huh Yuh Don brushed of yer matter. Old stuff Crawford i suppose Jasz was something crab Shaw Why 60 years ago we kids played it whenever we Grot hold of any old pots and j. Of. Typical my husband is a tired business Man out and declared mrs. Mcdonald. Just like exclaimed mrs. Stevens. Out and out and every night in the week Heintz. Copyright. 192-s. Reproduction for Bidden readers Are invited to contribute. All or humor jokes anecdotes poetry burlesque satires and Bright of be original and hitherto unpublished. A sep Ltd material to Tell be paid for at the. Rate of to per Corr thu ton and from 36 cents to Al per line for poetry according to its character value in. The judgment of the editor. Unaccepted contributions can not be returned. All manuscripts must be written on one aide of Only and. Should be addressed the fun shop free press Winnipeg. Gasoline Alley Lucky Walt entertaining the orphans Home Voo look tv4e, i of Jow Voo i m a. p Twatt s husky Voon Joster Voo Mot ma.rr1e.o Blossom or seek Voo in i More. 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