Winnipeg Free Press

Winnipeg Free Press (Newspaper) - April 16, 1925, Winnipeg, Manitoba 10 Manitoba 1925 More truth than poetry by James j. Montagu artificial Sunshine if the Day be Dull and gloomy. And the sky Gray overhead. Not a shudder Ripples through me As 1 Tumble from my bed. Weather has no Power to chill m2. But the world looms Bleak and drear. When somebody tries to fill me full of artificial cheer. I am not a prey to sadness. I am not oppressed by care. But these Scatterers of simply drive me to despair. I can Bear my private troubles it some fellow docs not say that they All Are merely bubbles. And will vanish soon away. Though my friends May All desert me. And affliction fills my cup. These Are things which do not Hurt me till i hear Tho words Chest when i m vexed or irritated. When with illness i m distressed i do Slink to hear it stated that things All Are for the Best. Kindly or. Gloom do Spiller. Whom Sunshine smoothly Hows there s no Douht you mean me Well or Tou Ifould leave me to my woes. But you d save yourself much bother if you d mind your own affairs there arc times when i had rather nurse my private Griefs and cares when i m weighted Down with sad Ness i detest synthetic glee. If you be got to scatter gladness please Don t scatter it on Mcl .1 know your country in 1840. Its Fleet today numbers Over a Hundred vessels. Today in Canadian history april. 16 locomotive built in Canada completed at Toronto. Ont., incorporated. Building of Mcgill univer City Montreal destroyed by fire loss . Today s Horoscope thursday april 16. The planetary movements for this Day May not be interpreted As particularly favourable. There Aro Likely to be difficulties and annoyances precipitated mainly by a to Tulincy to rare and ill considered words and deeds since Mars uranus and Mercury Are in places of lunar affliction making the mind Quick and excitable and the Tongue tipped with sarcasm. In All that pertains to letters writings of All kinds and publications it would be Well to exercise More than Ordinary precaution. Avoid change and be on guard against Accident. Those whose birthday it is May Havo a year of uncertainty and restlessness. Change should to postponed and strict j guard placed on Tongue and temper. Precaution As to ail writings and papers is enjoined. There is an augury of Accident. A child Horn on this Day be Quick Clever and aggressive but May invite difficulties Jim its Sharp and bitter Tongue and a tendency to stretch the truth unless Given very Early and rigorous discipline in this respect. Good things to eat value of Canada s yes what is the production the value of eggs raised in Canada reached Tho Largo total of 000 or Moro than that of the fisheries. In addition Canada imports several millions Worth of eggs. Strange to say exports Havo decreased and imports Havo increased. So Long As can Ada does not produce nearly ail she needs for her own consumption there is room for development of this Industry. Who was sir Samuel Cunard sir Samuel Cunard was the founder of the Cunard steamship which has had a connection wit i Canada for nearly 100 years. Samuel Cunard was born in Halifax in 17s7 of1 Stock and was among the first to see the possibilities of team navigation resulting in the formation of Tho Cunard line which began its trans Atlantic service Maple sugar cake different and very Del lately Flavoured. Beat one Ess for three minutes and then beat in. A cup of Maple sugar. Odd Ono cup sour Cream and two cups pastry flour nto which has been sifted one Toa i spoonful soda one teaspoonful Cin Namon a Little o Salt. May be baked i in the Gem pans. Thoroughly cooked and Drain off All the water spinach Mold two pounds of splash trashed chopped add two Tablespoons butter and season. Add one half cup milk or Cream and four egg Whites beaten to a stiff froth. Place in a buttered baking dish and put in a pan hot water in the oven. Cook in a slow oven for about 25 minutes. This May be served with a Cream sauce in which the Yolks of the eggs can be used or with Brown butter. Garnish wit i sliced hard boiled eggs. When you wish to hem table Linen first run it through the sew ing machine Hemmer without any thread in the Needle. You will then have a neat even hem turned ready for sewing. Maxson a Welcome warm awaits the Man who laughs and smiles Whene or h can. Life is too Short to waste on those who think and talk of naught by woes. Pretty thin Wilson travel Broadens Arnold it flattened l taking the cake by James h. Lambert in retrospect i gaze with Joy on Days when As a Lively boy i d raid the pantry and i d take Ginger cake. Then when to manhood s state grew and love s dream came with win Sorn sue i yearned to have my Angel cake. Mother bake one Day the Parson said for life i new pronounce you Man and Wolf and ail our friends were there to take wedding cake. Quite often now we Don t agree i look at sue she looks at me. Hard words come tumbling in their Wake Marble cake the Duffer mrs. Graff do you think that the exercise your husband gets at Golf does any irs. Parker i m afraid not my dear. Most of the time he seems to be exercising his lungs by swearing at the h. Ziegler. Necessary preliminary i thought you were go ing Toj Fet a so i was out i m now trying to find a place to Park Reich. The Rita Joan follies Rita and her younger sister Joan both had the very annoying habit of chewing their fingernails. Rita went away to school and on returning Home complacently Dis played a Complete set of Nice Long fingernails. Asked Joan what did you do to grow i used will said Rita what is if asked Joan a liquid j. E. Bloom. Paul. Revere s Only rival or the Midnight ride of or. Walter e. Traprock i re Revere staged the first Kio anted Marathon in it was by no Means the last. I figured in a similar exploit not As Well known As his but really As great if not greater. It occurred in 95 when i was employed by the state of new York with the rank of colonel of state constabulary command ing 100 picked men whose duty it was to superin tend the army of 7.000 italian lab orders engaged in the construction of the great Kensick dam. The Job was nearly finished and millions of tons of were impounded. All that remained was to Complete the ornamental coping and Call it a dam. It was at this juncture that the labourers became violently disaffected by my strict Rule against throwing sardine cans banana peels and old overalls into the Reservoir. The night after i had executed two offenders the temper of Southern Italy flamed into red revolt. At Dawn a White faced lieutenant rushed into my tent crying colonel they Are upon ordering myself swung aloft in a Derrick i scanned the North country own every Road came the italian army armed with picks shovels and worst of All. Dynamite. The horror of it dawned upon me. Unless my men could hold them Back until i get reinforcements the dam was doomed also the great City of White Plains two Miles below. Sliding Down a Guy rope1-1 dashed to my Telephone. The wires were i shouted my bicycle my wheel was rushed out. It was one of Tho old fashioned variety All we those virile Days. Point ing toward the North i uttered Only one word and was off. Hie Road was horrible and what with remounting after 62 in All i had no time to Stop at the houses i passed. I threw a Stone through the window of each the inhabitants dashed out. Mad As hornets and soiled up the Road toward the dam in Pursuit of the italians whom they thought had awakened them. I reached the White Plains Arm Ory _ in time to get the the scene of action list As my men were being forced Over the Edge of the dam. I was Breve Ted to a generally and two weeks later the White Plains Cham Ber of Commerce struck a medal in my Honor to Mariner the inscription to Walter e. Traprock. Our dam it is one of the proudest Elias i possess. The music department Muriels a Friend told me that hat that Nice Young Man next door As losing sleep Over Dorothy i be often told you my ear you should t play the piano late at t. Herman. M roguish Rollo at the concert he concert was crowded the orchestra was playing soft Debussy Melody a. Rhythm sad was swaying inno pianissimo twas Dainty unto a illness then i fell from the Balcony and spoiled business. The whole blamed Soper. Musical willies Willie to a concert led Aid the music Hurt head he cried that Basso s tone funds just like a sick trombone g. ii o the oratorio Willie did not. Care to go he said it gets my Goat tearing prayers Suner by Heleln. The pest Kenneth Tom s telling everyone is written a sons Felix worse than that he in its on singing Huber. Viewpoints mrs. Hughes Rhnear 1dioresetour mind about my refer to its was about the Retty Hughes that 00 it copyright 132. Reproduction for Bidden Are invited to Eon Tributa. All Numor Cpl rank or Enmor Oua jokes aae Odotha poetry satires and by Trot Myrlnn of must the original and hitherto unpublished a oepts material will paid for at the rat. Of ii to j10 be r contribution and from 3s cents to pm Ito. For poetry according and value to the judgment of the editor. Unaccepted j not be returned. All manuscripts must be written on one a f paper Calr. And should be addressed the fun shop free press of easy to read but hard to translate gasoline Alley Vou i Bette it. Oo1mo to ass Cas Aba comes in butt i a two see Voo the time. I m Over Camov. On i Ess some Estmer comes Almo peps tvs Elm of. 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