Winnipeg Free Press (Newspaper) - November 12, 1952, Winnipeg, Manitoba
Winnipeg free press wednesday november 12 1952 dithers wants vol on the it sounds like he has am awful Colp you d better can you Ever get Doris to doctor flair uns pried. Better Hans or Dagwood those colds Are awfully catching there la be no forgiving or forgetting for you mister the local jail is straight up the Road Donald Duck. Good 11 r Vrtis i i i Iasi is has to spend i allowance of h that s easy instead or a pm dates r-1s this Don t is is Mas to make lov5 to b that would Vou like to have your Pence painted and them is Mas to take Hes Home and kiss Herb Good to set so hard to Tats about Dicks pay Imp his be 70 Etta by slim dating now i think 16 Betteb take you Home she pick so our for him Dixie Ducan but he was t sex Pec tins. I la see. He s rather Busy. No. It won t be any use. Send him in. Ell Field i must so the Welcome mat Here leu reply i know Why Cove Soli Houkje ale everywhere gosh prehistoric from the Kitchen of it him Pielpo that sir Harry am Laws wishes to see him immediately. Mickey mouse Al what a n Towt Means Hun Hwy and fishing in his game pee seize i be got All. The tackle aked Gums and that s s. Fim f v lets g be Beni up there too that Looe he wants us to drive up Hunting Lodge 1 Wam Teo to test it the Fiest electrical Man Johnny Hazard he sentences a mothe1? an3 her Small Haughte for a Park night the sentence was carries it is Toltec to a of dresses and is fully to clipped with i was. St Oes want to take a p1de o closet. It s a r1 dvnadw1v.e six., fostered with two mss i fur Coats. It s f w stc2afvess Jcj Wujs of my Ami by s pates Back to the yeas i5o2 with my ancestor the pack sack Dennis the menace sows to Good would a Buzz be a godsend tue there Bouchta be a age. Int Sims Clark rom the time he combis Home until me goes to pop 15 As talkative As a Clam with toc k jaw Haven t said a word All evian t there anything nes j at the office e dip Vou pfv4 your in Strance Premium have Vou got laryngitis it Ultcht after Volt re in the Kip oboe Doss he Wax conversational so then the Boss comes Over to me and that wart on mis nose is twitching. By Gregory Clark ii Ost Telephone conversations arc too Long. remark does no refer to those cozy social engagements which Many aches and a Lew gentlemen indulge in Over the Telephone lasting anywhere from 15 minutes to Naif an hour even in the busiest of business transactions at least one a the two parses engaged in a Telephone conversation finds it too Long there seems to he a most of us a queer inability to terminate a conversation whether at the from door unique a on the sired or Over the Telephone. I a a goes out when we get a Busy signal from our Cilc phone should not the person who is Busy also get some sort of a signal meaning you re the Telephone companies so on the Assumption that conversation is sacred. If there were Only some Way to per Suade those engineers for most moguls of the Telephone companies Are engineers that by far the greater number of minutes or woman hours of Telephone conversations trivial they might be will ing to consider putting in some device that would Bisp As Sharp a Buzz As the Busy signal to the person who is Busy it would he a godsend to millions of us. And i Don t mean the one who gets the Busy signal either. I mean those of us who would be glad to be interrupted. One of my acquaintances has worked out the problem in his own Way. A former communications Man in the air Force to got one those Little practise keys on which new Are taught to Buzz the Morse code. It Only takes two Flash Light batteries to oper ate it. This Gadget he has fastened with Adhe Sive tape to the base of his office Telephone. Being a Busy executive and also an ardent golfer curler and hop scale Cher around the Rath Sellers of his native Eily he finds a great Deal of his Telephone Calls Are purely social entirely trivial and most wasteful. The minute he wants to terminate a Conversa Tion he merely touches the key of the practise Morse Buzzer. There is a loud commanding Buzz. Sorry old he says hastily. Some body s trying to get and hangs up. And the party of the second part being abruptly Cut , is most impressed. Blade Winters it s j after two can t vol Tell me Gall you Tell me v about it Judy s off to the movies Blade gathered from your phone Call you wanted to sort the shall we stay Here do you prefer a setting of soft lights andje3laring trumpets Joyce Here s something been wanting to Tell you for some but until Blade i Haven t been do free you mean really was t definite until this morning when the contracts were signed Lone Ranger finally gotten what you wanted today you landed the Baldwin cigarette show no this will do nicely there s the go the. Lone Ranger should be comin on the far Side. Then Well hid6 an wet Fob him. I owe him plenty Fot Jijun me Newt was there comes the Lone Ranger amp heres my Chance for Moon Mullins musical Hazard London t. P. Stevens vicar of a Wimbledon Church believes a Good wife makes n Happy Church organist. When an organist occasionally drags the hymns it niemans he is temporarily depressed because his wife was difficult at he said. I m in a hurry Here while in Callin Mackay me6refior amp peynolo5 look up Joe Brack s number for me bup. What do Vou want with so Manv la vecs to get out and first ome Here i m in the poker need a mouthpiece right away
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