Winnipeg Free Press

Winnipeg Free Press (Newspaper) - March 7, 1956, Winnipeg, Manitoba Page Wax mpg free press. Wednesday. March 7. 1955 take your own Bath psychiatry scans 30 Boris eggs Are Laid Switzerland by Van Torver up do up Nile observe in minutes when ill a joke they Fin then take your inn 10 or. Douglas t. Kenny r l ii i in. Or ily of British Columbia. Chances Arr Vou re telling the a run kind. Poitr problem i probably that Ynn n the incongruity theory and or. Kenny Aid the Riis rupps nay hypothesis a lot More Cipr tip. or. Kenny is As profess a of psychology at 1 it ichor r a paper appear in in the i i of abnormal and social i Lych in ii. The i it in in paper is the m appreciation in the a informal Ion of oxur or. Kim inv he is f in birr than of the 30 jokes he trs red to or pare it. Ski it he a come to the Ronal using that within the Field explored Ilie More predictable the punch line the Furnier the joke. In other there the Andi once can of i tie Boff the insider Chr lash. Or. It he in the degree of humor a Pieria imn increase with the Desree of Thi i Herov. He says tend to t lip idea held since the Hays of that the Surprise Rodin is ii Kenny Hose 114 students Al i ending Immor school at i or two years he divided his subjects into groups. Dokks the first group went Over the so ekes. Rating them into three Cate Gories predictable with Moder ate expectation and the kind with the Surprise ending. The other group evaluated the jokes on a humor rating scale very funny funny slightly f inny. Neutral a Lishley disagree Able. Unpleasant highly unpleasant two of Chr rated Hiah esl in j c hip bests Werp actress you Zive me a Rumm Anci hath room clerk. R3n 2ive Vou a h 0 Ake your own Halh and coed id like to see the Captain of this ship. Sailor he s Forward miss. Coed that s All right this is a pleasure trip. To statistical figures every eighth Swiss today owns a motor vehicle. Switzerland reached its All time Mark of 544.000 in septem her of last year. 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