Winnipeg Free Press

Winnipeg Free Press (Newspaper) - May 18, 1985, Winnipeg, Manitoba Winnipeg free press May 1736 entertainment those Nasty women Fairchild tries to shake that bad girl Guise by Jim Spencer Chicago Chicago Morgan Blond hair swept High in emerges from a brinks armoured truck and runs the Gauntlet of gazers at one magnificent her Cream coloured skirt Breaks at the calves so you can see Only a few inches of her which Are swathed in White lace the Star of the spectacular but failed television shows Flamingo Road and paper dolls looks Beauty but not youd need an xray machine to find her her Pristine attire belies the Pur pose of her she has come to peddle Jovan a Cologne if the ads Are to be has aphrodisiac qualities Only slightly less potent than the potions de tailed in Kama Fairchild Speaks convincingly for womankind in a 30second com Mercial projected on a 4by6foot screen inside the offices of Bee Cham where the recep Tion is being i play a bad the actress purrs at the camera while spraying Cologne on her i play a Good and sometimes the pause Here is pregnant enough to Bear twins just barely Clad image As the barely Clad image on the screen issues its steamy punch the real Fairchild turns no one else the crowd hoots its and it is suddenly easy to see what Fairchild is an object of insatiable More thing than something not an in realize Able who she is is decidedly More most when i first meet have a tendency to equate Rne with the parts i fair child after appearing at the cocktail they think in a Good Deal More avaricious and manipulative than i in just a Nice kid from shift the scene Back a and it is easy to see what she for they dont serve Escargot at meetings of the science fraternity at Texas Christian University in fort and the folks who show up to hear about like As dont Wear pinstripes or Patent when Fairchild and her Mother slipped into the Back of the auditor a few Heads but the reactions were More of disbelief than you could see people that looks like it Fairchild though not travelling in Dis the 35yearold actress had forgone some of fashion ments during a visit to her parents Home near my Mother taught me to dress go she said i dont live ii jeans and i dont make i big Effort to go out inc Ogni 1 also dont make a big Effort to go decked to the i just sort of feel the sex Felt so comfortable that before returning to her Home in she made it to two More programs on at the a reporter from the student paper approached the Young journalist youre really different than i sex Why Fairchild nobody can believe youd come to these the student sex we thought everyone in Hollywood was a Bunch of air whatever else can be said of her cranium is in no danger of imploding from a vac she is articulate and several dimensions beyond the carnal beauties she it is easy to dismiss As hype the contentions that Fairchild wanted to be a Pale oncologist if she we rent an after this is a in just a Nice kid from Fairchild says woman who married a Rock n Roll promoter at 17 and divorced him six years her career easily can be described As she changed her name from Patsy Mcclenny to Morgan Fairchild for obvious her Many television personae Jennifer the murderess on search for to Morrow Constance the near nymphomaniac wife of a Southern politician in Flamingo Road and the Overly ambitious modelling agent in paper dolls among them suggest Only violence and went to night school it turns not Only converses about she studies i was taking anthropology in Nigto school at Urcla when i was doing Flamingo she not Long producers of the interview show lifestyles of the Rich and famous offered to take Fairchild anywhere in the world she wanted to she told them she wanted to go to because it is a country Rich in palaeontological last summer she pleaded with the producers of paper dolls to shoot a scene of her on the streets of new York so she could go to that cites american museum of Natu ral history and see the most extensive exhibit of human and Predhuman fossils Ever Gath i was boning up on i wanted to see Lucy and the first family castings of million Earold Bones found in Africa and the Tang baby a 2millionyearold hominid then a week before the show was to go on location in new the producers called me up and you dont have to your characters a Power you just sit in your i youve got to let me get out and walk the streets of new Ive geared my whole sum Mer to see this they thought i was final Leonard the pro had them write a scene where i walk out of my new York look up and Down the Street and wheres the Limo having looked for her fair child was off to the where she explained Sagittal crests to three Gapin Jawed Young men who were so shocked to discover that the actress knew anything about this sort of thing that they followed her through the rest of the exhibit testing her Swan naked in picture Fairchild has contributed in no Small Way to the image that leads to this although she didst pose she appeared in Penthouse she swam naked in her first motion picture starring last year she wrote a Beauty super looks and appeared with dynasty Raven haired Supery amp Joan Collins in an Abc blondes Bru such interludes dont exactly crack the sexpot now she is promoting Cologne for a corporation that brags we help America stay a slogan More reminiscent of Marilyn Monroe than Margaret on the other theres a catch22 mentality in casting files that keeps a Vamp a i was on Flamingo Road before Joan was on Fairchild reminded anyone who i started off sort of filling that i have found myself very Strai jacketed by of in in the unenviable position of being the Only Bitch on television who had my series cancelled out from under that Hast happened to Joan and Donna Mills knots Landing and Larry Bagman dal when it face the same thing i the character identification is so heavy that its very hard to bruised and abused Collins toughs it out on dynasty by Deborah Caulfield Angeles times she was ravished 10 times before her purple velvet jacket was violently ripped open five then her lips were kissed so forcefully that her Bottom lip was left bitten and the ravishing and ripping was staged for the cameras on the set of the lip bite was an Acci it was just another Normal Day for Joan later that same she flirted with five male models who escorted her on stage during the Merv Griffin where she swapped on liners with Merv about her favorite subjects men and the rest of the week was filled with other Normal among them auditioned actors d she auditioned actors for a six hour lbs to be filmed in she co produces with Fiance Peter Holm and stars in this tale of revenge and a woman desire to d she posed and signed pictures for a Trio of Loyal fans who follow her they begged for one picture and took As her Limo they we love Joan d she had an uncomfortable inter View with columnist Marilyn because Beck asked questions about Collins age and her Abor rather than discussing past the autobiography that Collins was d High in the Hollywood she posed for a Mccall Magazine out for a new line of dynasty dress d deep in the Hollywood she posed As female outlaw Belle Starr for celebrated photographer Reid it was All for a life Magazine layout on the most scan Dalous women in she also would be Queen Elizabeth Catherine of Josephine Marilyn Monroe and the Duchess of i like playing bad she she told a Crew from Tain ment after being asked Why dynasty was such a Success people like to see Opu Beautiful clothes and Rich people who Are very unhappy highlights of the next two she attended the seasons dynasty wrap party at the Beverly Wil she posed for ads for scout a Drel perfume and for her new line of Eye she did a cover for the English Magazine woman she attended to Las minute sche Duling for upcoming weekend trip to in she would meet with costumers for then shed be going on to England to meet Prin Cess in an astrologer told you have the possibility of enor Mous Fame and i of that this film in doing in England called the i really cant Wear the same dress More than and she its in Ameri i told her she was that i knew my career was definitely now based in she when it youll know of it was it supermarket tabloid Peruser know the three years Joan Collins and each in their own teetered on the Edge of then Aaron spelling cast Collins As a female Ewing on his floundering soap Collins used to make More news with her marriages and love affairs than with her undistinguished acting As scheming Alexis she hitched a ride on a Media sky Rock but notoriety carries heavy penalties for overexposure can kill a career likewise und Erex Collins is concerned about such but nevertheless has a goal and is risking overexposure to reach Ive worked a very Long and a lot of people have made a great Deal of Money from she explained in an interview i want Security in not materialistic i just dont Ever want to be in the situation close to it where i have to work to put bread on the Ive been there practically All my Collins gemini Star productions is immersed in the follow ing the sins series a Bimini series about opera megastar Maria who was Aristotle Onassis mistress the Joan Collins jewelry collection Joan Collins Eye Wear sales of the paperback edition of past imperfect Revlon scoundrel and marketing pub licit on the gemini Star has rejected propos als tying its Star to for tune cookies and and of theres by at one sunny the Warner Hollywood studio already was on stages 3 and the cast and Crew of dynasty pre pared for the shows 112th episode of double dealing and triple Cross Joan who through a window in the tiny lobby joining the two stages could be seen a Gold Roll Royce pulling up to the the licence plates were no personalized a change from the old when they used to read Joan who out stepped not a minute late or Early for her dressed entirely in with dark glasses and hair pulled Back into a Loose she strode greeting Gordon Thompson who plays Adam with a she asked do you think Well Ever have another scene to Gether then disappeared up stairs to make phone Calls before her then Judy Bryer fat ointment Book in Collins met the outgoing Brunette while still married to entertainer Anth ony the women became fast and when Bryer moved to los Angeles with her husband and she became Collins inseparable organizer and Dis appeared upstairs to Collins dressing at 9 dynasty haute Couturier Nolan Miller some and Dapper in a Pinstripe suit arrived with a creation that could Only be destined for one per son the velvet jacket and floor length skirt broke new even for the regal purple evening suit featured Long fur dyed to repeatedly ripped the Days scene Between Alexis and Dex Michael Nader would be Tough especially on the which would be repeatedly ripped for the Miller put in for this Collins is report edly paid per episode the same As costar Linda Evans and less than John Forsythe or a total of million a Collins refused to discuss her salary but did comment i know it seems that we stars make a lot of but were highly taxed and expenses Are i have a Glam Orous image and cant really the same dress More than nor can i buy a Little outfit off the rack at her schedule brought to mind a recent saturday review article on overrated Ajaj underrated celeb i in the underrated the one liner under the photo of Collins As Alexis read is hard being sometimes its almost As being Joan ;