Winnipeg Free Press

Winnipeg Free Press (Newspaper) - May 19, 1985, Winnipeg, Manitoba Personalities Uncle Sam faces Security threat has Only 191 million phones to go against Nicaragua new York what has almost As Many peo ple As and Threa tens the Security of the United states As every student of the world almanac knew immediately after Reading the first two the answer is those same students know that when the count was last taken the United states had Only 191 million Tele phones to match against Nicara guas the arithmetic is ominous for every 58 telephones with which Nicaragua can hit the United states has Only telephones with which to closet stalinist and America haters will say that american superiority on this scale proves president Reagan overrated nicaraguan Power when he ordered a Trade embargo to shield the United states against an Ava Lanche of marxist grown Bana dont be impressive if superiority of to 58 looks consider the population what soft headed liberals Overlook is that while our telephones must sup port a nation of million Nicaragua have Only million people to you wont hear it from the left leaning foreheads who can never forgive Reagan for being unbeatable in photo but a superiority in Tele phones shrinks alarmingly when factored into the above men toned population for example has it occurred to you that million people with 191 million telephones do not have enough of these vital machines to equip every citizen with a phone Sim ple arithmetic reveals Why the Pentagon is deeply fact with million people and 191 million americans have a desperate shortage phone for each eight tenths of a red masters More fact with their telephones the nicaraguans have one phone for every 48 Doest this put them at a Dis advantage hah to believe that is to fall for the drivel spread by the so called Nebold new Deal big consider How Many nicaraguans yearn to be free of their red masters so they can live under a new government freely chosen by the Central intelligence would you guess that 47 of every 48 Given the blessed Opportunity offered by a would Hesi Tate for an instant to Call the White House and say As Reagan has politely asked their insolent government to do that would be a highly Conser Russell Baker native unless you doubt indubitable White House As do so Many notorious left who Are basically the same people who prevented the United states from using a few More bombings to turn Vietnam into another Why Are these 47 of every 48 nicaraguans not calling the White House already it is obvious in a country with one Tele phone for every 48 the 47 who want to get rid of the govern ment Are going to have a hard time getting a Telephone in to get a Telephone in these it is probably necessary to Cotton up to the powerful marxists who run things and Promise to collaborate in their schemes for putting red Bana Nas on the breakfast Cereal of unsuspecting North these hard facts demonstrate Why people who really care about America Are in favor of the presi dents huge new banana wars fantastic smile if we can provide two Tele phones for every living american excepting Only the handful of surviving big government Liber als who cant stand it that the president has a fantastic smile Nicaragua chances of getting its marxist Leninist bananas into the innocent North american stomach via the Oatmeal could be virtually this is the Assumption behind the multimillion Dollar banana wars it would provide every citizen with the Tele phone wherewithal to Call three other citizens immediately upon rising and caution them to make sure their bananas Are not red nicaraguan bananas before slicing them onto the on the Central american the Cia would be authorized to slip thousands of heavily equipped guerrilla Telephone installers the into the nicaraguan Countryside to install telephones in the huts of All who Are willing to use them to dial Washington and Call for an end to big except at the interested sources say nicaraguans refusing to let the Phon tras install phones definitely will not be provided they have a reasonable such As having teenagers who would drive them crazy if there was a phone in the Russell Baker is a columnist fur the new York May ims Clint Eastwood now larger than life Knight Ridder newspapers France when Clint Eastwood met the International press at the Cannes film they cheered his asked dogmatic questions and climbed All Over furniture and themselves to Burn flashbulbs in the lanky actors baffled he want quite sure what to make of it i just make the films and i Hope there said was i dont intellect Alize or Ponder to any great Eastwood was in Cannes with Pale which will be re leased june the movie is a self consciously spiritual Western about a stranger who rides out of the mountains in answer to a teen age girls prayer for a Miracle to rid her town of corporate the onetime television has appeared in 41 films and directed most of them enor Mously to a Good num Ber of american and european he has transcended his reputation for making strictly formulaic action pictures and risen to the level of a serious filmmaker even an a with Pale Eastwood re turns to the genre that made him i want to go Back to the More traditional moral values of the the Good versus but told in a contemporary kind of he there is a great difference Between the old West erns of John Ford and Raoul Walsh and the italian westerns of the like those i made with Sergio when we were Mak ing those movies in the the american Western was in a very limbo kind of so what he made was a More More satiric kind of Western and that gave the genre some new life for a but now that said producer David Clint Eastwood is very alive virtually All of his movies have some kind of social comment in whether its capital punishment or the environment or he Call it social but that what it who with partner Richard Zanuck produced worked with Eastwood in the actors Early Days As a Hes almost a cult figure bigger than Brown he really is the biggest movie Star theres been since John Zanuck in Large says Eastwood current critical veneration is the result of sheer staying his durability has Given him he and the fact that he is somewhat of a reclusive figure in his private life Only helps build the Hirsch took Scenic route to acting career Knight Ridder newspapers los Angeles Judd Hirsch is the first to admit that Hes people have called me a pain when things Arent going the Way i think they he i know what there its certain Battles Are Worth some of the Best things that happened to me were the times when i had some of the most what seemed like the most bitter for years Hirsch coached the taxi team before he became lbs detective in the House and twin Brothers in the upcoming film brotherly airing May 28 on lbs 8 Channel Cable 5 and Cable but its been a Long longer than Hirsch actually studied to be a mechanical then favored went into the and finally earned his de Gree in not your usual theatre arts he still loves and has built five Homes he says he finds similarities Between acting and for both you need a i always look at the whole i never just play a its All very he Over lunch at be i never found myself simply playing a i always found myself fitting into the design of a movie or a right i always thought about that partic ular i was never Happy just being told to walk on the set and hit my Mark and say my Hirsch sees things like math with a detached calculation that is not common among i approached acting As a kind of mathematical that kind of vision has gotten him into he but theres More to it than Hirsch has a Quick and restless wit that darts past you like laser he likes to test sometimes pushing till they get the Brosnan could be next Bond the that Washington Pierce Bros Nan is wearing his dark glasses this around his neck is a Hermes that perfectly matches the hazy Blue of his around his wrist is a Gold link there Are Triplet Gold bands on his Pinky As Well As a Chunky Gold wedding his hair curls Over the Back of his Collar 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