Winnipeg Free Press

Winnipeg Free Press (Newspaper) - March 16, 1987, Winnipeg, Manitoba Relax Mulroy to keep mum secrets watergate lawyer warns against Quick Winnipeg free press March 1987 pages 1320 Public dancing liberates nation Reagan leads bipartisan dance to drive away the dreaded deficit How come Guys dont dance by i dont mean All i mean a lot of most of my for will dance Only upon extremely rare such As new years which is the last time i saw my Friend Buzz facedown on the floor of the Macpherson this particular dance is called the Al people Buzz is dancing dont step on his head i like to not strict organized mainstream tradition Al elks club dances such As the Fox where you do specific Steps and know where your part Ner is at All but extremely new wave dances that modern science has not even come up with a name for toxic waste concept i like to organize major line where the men get on one Side and the women get on the other and the couple at the head of the line dances right Down the Middle of ideally expressing themselves by invent right on the a totally new dance concept such As the toxic the certified Public the Heimlich a women Are almost always up for but i can hardly Ever find Guys willing to that the tragedy Many non dancing Guys Are attached to women who really like to at Large social functions where dancing is the women sit dozens of staring wistfully at the dance thinking Here is this Man when he plays in a softball is not the least bit self conscious about wearing stupid pants and bouncing around on the balls of his feet shrieking a Stream of sub moronic infield chatter and yet he is too embarrassed to get up Here in a dimly lit room and maybe wiggle his butt a Little tiny kit primitive tribes the of is that a lot of Guys still think its lets not mince words Here foggy to that Guys who like to dance Are not real which is i you look at professional Ballet dancers and these Guys Are world class ath who just for perfectly Good artistic to Wear those Little tiny tights that Are As As Saran wrap not that i and those teens Little shoes and and maybe Ballet dancers Are not a terrific a better one is primitive you watch an educational to special the Sabonga and when its time to do the big fish you dont see some Guys hanging saying Dave Barry i dont you see All the Guys getting up and doing the big fish and were talking about War i happen to think wed be a lot looser and As a if the our elected political engaged in More Public in not talking about the kind of dancing you get at formal White House where the president on the floor with somebody like Margaret Thatcher and they do the photo looking like embalmed persons powered by slow moving electric in talking about real and in saying it should be a Central part of the government each year at Bud get the president could go Over to the Capitol and Lead the Congress in the budget laser spotlight the lights would and Sud Denly youd hear huge Feder Al manufactured by the general dynamics at a Cost of million per going beat beat beat and a Brilliant strategic defence Initia Tive laser spotlight would Shine on the and at that instant the president would come danc ing waving the budget Over his head if he could lift it Fol Lowed by the and they dance around the chamber beat beat beat beat displaying the budget to the and As if one All the democrats would surge beat beat beat and do an intricate series of Steps to indicate the need for increased social after which Caspar Weinberger would strip to the Waist that be beat beat beat beat do his Solo de Fence dance where he dramatizes How if Pentagon spending by so much As 75 cents there will be communist troops marching into and then suddenly the Drums would and the doors would burst and in a scary would be the played by Chubby who would charge Forward menacing causing All dancers to first then join Ogeth both executive and in a frenzied bipartisan dance Beathea beat beat beat beat wherein they drive the deficit away by hitting it with press i think this would work at least As Well As whatever system we Are using Miami Herald director Steven Spielberg plans to release latest batteries not in time for the Christmas movie mixes seniors and aliens get your toothpaste and dental floss have a dentist on we have word on the next Ultra Sweet film Effort of Steven called batteries not in the film appears to be a hybrid of and with some gremlins thrown some aliens arrive on Earth to strike up friendships with a Bunch of Sweet but lonely old residents of a new York tenement the ten upon meeting these bewilder edly Are you toys Are you something japanese it seems one visitor is a the other a and after some alien there Are three More of the All cute As one is called with the help of the the lonely residents form new fall in love and fend off your Standar Issue evil people who wants to tear the place expect licensed replicas of the aliens to arrive in toy depart ments everywhere about the same time As the which should be in theatres just about 50 shopping Days before the producers of the oscars show have a bit of a dilemma on their the song mean Green Mother from the showstopper from Little shop of has been nominated in the Best song that Means somebody has to sing the Singer in the movie is a carnivorous houseplant named Audrey and the song contains at least five lines that would Send network censors into brags the Plant in one verse you can keep the keep the keep the they dont mean the Plant cant do the so who going to sing a possibly tone Down tune in hoping for Tina Deadpan Howard the movies lyricist screenwriter but nobody has said a word to me about and the song certainly does have a few words that might be difficult in prime we vote for Levi the four tops Lead Singer who does Audrey is deep voice in the warped he May have to Wear a lot of to pull it filmmaker John Hughes took a lot of abuse for his alleged racial stereotyping of asians in the sixteen Hes not Likely to win an image award from the National association for the advancement of coloured Peoples for his characters in the new some kind of the Only Black people in the movie Are a couple of hoods who pop up in detention from our future film classics file cellar a horror come by about a comic Book artist whose wild creations come to life and get Nasty in the basement of his gothic due in better Drivins this this epic will Star Deborah Pamela Vince Edwards and Yvonne de it Bruce Willis and James Garner have been lined up to Star in Blake Edwards latest called in Willis would play silent movie Star Tom things get messed up for mix when real life gunslinger Wyatt Earp somehow gets compiled by Dave Haynes what is average Cost per hour to run a to set what is the average Cost per hour to run a to set Energy conscious people Are bound to be disappointed by the news that the tiny Blacka Edwhite Porta Bles they bought to save Energy Are just of one cent cheaper to run per hour than a big color watch ing a color set for one hour will add about cents to your Hydro says a Manitoba Hydro i How can 1 receive Pembina Channel 12 local Kerr to representative Jim Moore says the station Only is available affair in that Means you need Rabbit ears bet Ter an outdoor Antenna to pull it answers in about two weeks the station Hopes to double its Power to meaning most of the City should be Able to receive even looking at the situation optimistic Al he warns that the Chan Nel probably wont show up on local Cable for at least a does the Post office sort mail on sundays at least they do at Winni pegs one mail sorting Plant on Gra Ham says a postal spokes mail is picked up on rests on saturday and sorted sunday by a full time staff of about then its ready for dispatch on monday to the 19 letter Carrier depots and five postal stations in the or for shipment across the mail is sorted mechanically and by where can i rent an open Carriage for a summer wedding Calls to numerous limousine and wedding specially services finally led to some Guy who gives rides in Assiniboine Park during the sum Al Duhame operates Diamond d stable and Carriage service and will be glad to Trot you around for a of he has been at it for about tworan Dahal says als the Price depends on what you How far you want to but we get very few under How often does a leap year occur the astronomical year the time taken for the Earth to Complete its orbit around the Sun is about that has been rounded off to approximately 365 and one Quarter to account for the Odd Quarter 29 is added to the Calendar every four this first was done in 46 with the establishment of the Julian if you want answers Call 9422047 the far Side by Gary Larson 1957 Kevin during makes kindergarten history by selecting the soda Cracker Over the in town tonight Mary of the 8 kiwanis Centre of the 285 Pembina High admission students and children in not 8 Manitoba theatre 174 Market tickets to at radio highlights am evening concert symphony 3 by rach 950 1220 1250 late night classics 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