Winnipeg Free Press

Winnipeg Free Press (Newspaper) - November 16, 1987, Winnipeg, Manitoba City gift shop strives to focus on african Winnipeg free press november 1987 pages 1724 10 interest compounded annually based on Purchase age 7t rate guaranteed to age 90 rates subject to confirmation certain Fol Nimms apply Ipin i financial group Winnipeg 4775350 Brandon 7286640 toil free 18004325079 Gorbachev visit to timely if Mikhail Gorbachev Washington Summit meeting with president Reagan 7 Doest work out he can always use the time in the United states to hog his new publishers Harper Row ordered a first printing of 000 copies of perestroika restructuring to coincide with the to be sold at a Gorbachev wont be feeling any decadent capitalist yearnings for however he has stipulated that All Royal ties from the Book go to soviet Odd Paul newmans food company recently added to its line something called newmans own old fashioned Virgin Lemon Why the Virgin tag Newman says Joan Collins was restored to virginity after drinking four quarts of Sylvester Stallone is on his 46th Case and is still hop Odd More than 150 boys in Blue have signed a petition to police supervisors in saying they were grossed so to at a recent Motley Crue concert and dont want to be assigned to any More heavy Metal detective Bill Belante said that during the Tacoma dome event he saw drug Hal naked Public sex after a vicious a Young Man Licking spilled blood from the if you could and see Wal Towall people doing what there doing you would also be Belante somewhere on the same slea Wymetal King Ozzy Osbourne who has been known to bite off the Heads of live bats on stage offered his services As a Babysitter to the highest bidder at a special olympics Odd the family of Young Jessica Mcclure the baby rescued from that abandoned Texas Well a few weeks Back received dozens of offers from people who want to Cash in on the says Peter an advertising executive and Friend who is taking care of business for the family until Jessica is completely weve had the full inquiries from ind Epen Nielsen cracks relationship Gorbachev Book will be released during his visit Dent producers to publishers peo ple who want to do to Chip and Cissy Mcclure have reportedly turned Down the usual six figure offers from the gossip tabloids and say they dont want to exploit their but after the attention the Story got from National Media it will be hard to go Back to Normal Snelson says he and lawyers the couple hired have been gathering sorting things try ing to make order out of so when Chip and Cissy Are Well be Able to make some Intelli gent Brigitte Nielsen May have turned out to be the eightball in sly Stal Lones but that Doest seem to have slowed Down her movie career Nielsen is Busy film ing with Carol Alt and Jason con Nery Means son in Italy for a comedy called Bye Bye Niel sen plays a female billiards Cham Pion who splits up a husband and wife role that be too much of a Challenge for one so experienced in the she is also planning to by Back in the in january to promote the release of her every body tells a Story Odd the Alberta 88 celebrity olympic slated for is shaping up to be the party of the says Veteran celebrity ski events organizer Marjoe when you Send out invitations to something like you expect 30 percent weve already gotten 70 per and acceptances Are still pouring among those who will be attending the gala Are Roger Michael mor Ley Dan Rita Coo gymnastic champs Mitch Gaylord and Mary Lou Peter Brooke Telly Sava Linda Susan Cheesch Morgan Fairchild and the Baroness philippine de who plans to bring lots of Mouton Cadet from the family Vine Yards to keep things compiled by Doreen Martens does i become Queen when Charles is King by Manfred Jager does lady i become Queen when Prince Charles succeeds ills Mother on the throne John the presi Dent of the Manitoba Branch of the monarchist league of says the Coronation will be a double while being Queen of the United i will not be the Monarch and will not there can Only be one and that will be King Elizabeth the Queen Mother was crowned when George i became when the Monarch is a her Prince Philip in the present answers does not become because As King his title would have superseded that of the is going through a Stop sign on a shopping Centre parking lot the same offence it is on a Road its a Winnipeg police spokesman says the parking lot Stop while lookalikes of the ones on the Road Are Only Cau and Are meant As a Sugges the Highway traffic act does not apply to even if you happen to drive through one of the signs right in front of police where did the Federal govern ment get its Revenue before there was income and what triggered income tax eighty per cent of Ottawa reve nue came from customs and exise with the remaining 20 per cent being financed by Bonds and Deben income tax was imposed under the income War tax act the about four per was intended As a temporary Mea sure to pay for Canadas first world War it was not repealed until when it was replaced by the income tax that act is still in effect but has been revised Many times since its in come tax now provides Ottawa with 60 per cent of its customs duty is Down to five per cent of excise to 20 per How far is the Moon and How Long does it take Light from there to reach the Earth the Moon is Kilometres from our Light travels at the Speed of Kilometres per Sec this Means that the Light trav Els seconds to reach if you want answers Call 9422047 Llama a peril of promotion boo flogging to appearance a humiliation endurance test in getting ready to go on the lbs morning program to pro Mote my and in trying to cheer myself in saying to at least there putting me on before the the Llama is part of a segment about trendsetting which also includes a a mutant Duck and two one of whom is named i am not making this when they showed this particular Goat on they had its name superimposed on the just the Way they do with major news Only instead of Henry it said Doodie come to think of is also what they should put up there for Henry following dogs so i am telling myself that it is a Good a sign of my stature As a that they Are putting me on the show ahead of the although i also must confront the fact that they Are putting me on after the Seg ment on dog the guest for the do fashion segment is a woman who designs designer outfits that you can put on your dog to make it look even stupider than it probably already accompanying this woman Are a number of outfit wearing including a girl dog in a White wedding dress with a veil and a boy dog dressed up As a the designer woman and she is quite that it has become quite a trend to have formal weddings for dogs who Are about to be the clergy person says to the Groom at the end of the Cere you May now sniff around the brides private re nose erupts now the do fashion segment is winding and in getting ready to go on to promote my and Imas no doubt thousands of authors have thought before about my earlier on this Book in Cleveland or possibly this blemish started developing smack dab on the end of my nose the absolute perfect when youre doing a lot of Media appearances and in wondering if the morning program Mariette Hart will notice our next she might is a person with a big zit on his not that it lbs has cancelled the morning program for Lack of and Proba Bly the Only people who will actually see my segment Are the 25 members of the live studio Audi but i am not complain because 25 people is larger than the total viewership of the Dave Barry shows in usually on when in promoting a usually in on extremely Low budget cab let shows with names like focus on you have probably caught glimpses of these shows while re Mot controlling your Way through the channels late at the characters Are always the same a a guest and a the three of you sit there and drone away for a during which it often becomes apparent that the Plant knows More about your Book than the Host to make matters on this particular Book i the have not personally read the actual i wrote but that was Over a year and Large sections of it Are Only vague memories at this i fully intended to read it before i left on the but the publisher forgot to Send me a so i have found myself in a number of embarrassing inter View situations where i quite frankly did not know the answers to key questions is it a hoax Host you have some very funny things to say in your Book about me in sure i lengthy Plant a a and to make matters worse in each City i have been to on this tour i have visited Book and so far not a single one has had my i am starting to wonder if i Ever even wrote this maybe i am the victim of an elaborate pub Lishin Industry wherein they somehow trick you into believing you wrote a then Send you out to All these obscure cab let and just before you go on Allen Funt tells the hidden smirking Audi our next guest is attempt ing to promote an imaginary Book Check out his nose zit not that i am i am Happy to have a no matter How in 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