Winnipeg Free Press

Winnipeg Free Press (Newspaper) - October 16, 1989, Winnipeg, Manitoba Winnipeg free press october 1989 Page 14 Chuck features editor Nicholson didst says King King inset says if he had it to do Over again he would cast someone other than Nicholson in the the master of paperback monster horror Ste phen says that he int always too Happy with movie version of his Hes especially sore about 19sos the shining by director Stanley if i had a Chance to do that Over id cast any body but Jack Nicholson even Shirley says this is supposed to be about a Guy who driven the minute Jack comes on the you this Guy is id like to recast Kubrick idea was that the Guy had lost it that takes some of the tragedy out of the Story for he Doest lose much sleep Over i dont feel any urge to control after i sign a i see you you have what you want and i have what i As Long As the Cheque Doest you and i Are people say this Guy int an Odd in a Lun Laguna Bird that Hies people with eve increasing velocity in every decreasing concentric circles until it flies up its own rear and you know what contrary to Holly Wood there is no Light there filtering Down through those Blue so says Paul Newman about himself in see what happens when you drive your car too fast Nan Richard Mulligan is Busy with his chores As the Star of the hit sitcom empty but he is already look ing Forward to a time when the show is off the air join the in working 55 hours a week on the series i really enjoy the show and the people on but till be Nice to finally have time for me and for my says the 56yearold comic i didst get out of town during last seasons just stayed around and took care of maintenance things like having Den Tal work in determined to get away the end of this Odd another one bites the dust music producer Quincy Jones received a sour note last week when wife Peggy Lipton the former mod squad Bod herself filed for lip ton cites irreconcilable differences and wants support for herself and the couples two Young teenage daughters so they dont have to eat the news want a total Shock to Jones be cause the couple has been separated for three Odd Ai Pacino May be making Box office news with his hit sea of but he still feels repercussions from his role in in told this one is a big hit with colombian drug who have actually designed their Homes and Security systems to be an exact duplicate of the Pacino told us can you imagine some people Are actually asking me now if i feel response some tiny Way the drug Odd sign of the times both Cher and Donny Osmond recently made Bill boards top 10 pop Check your this might be a time Odd those vicious Rock n rollers really Are Sweet Jon Bon Jovi recently proved it when his group Bon Jovi went to the soviet Union for a the groups last trip exposed them to horrific food items such As dried meats and very Salty the mistake was not this time we brought stuff like oreos and says the just a Bunch of Cream puffs after compiled by Paul Mckie the far Side by Gary Larson did bring out Dollar Coin Here comes Stanley now Good heavens whats he caught this time 1 by Manfred Jager did the United states Ever bring out a Dollar Coin comparable to our Loon ten years the government issued its and so far general circulation Dollar honouring women rights advocate Susan for Brownell Anthony lived from 1820 until 1906 and led the National american woman suffrage association for eight years until her retirement in women received the right to vote in the Dollar Coin issued in her memory was poorly received and failed As a general circulation did the Cadillac automobile take its name from an Indian of the same tribe chief Pontiac belonged to general motors named the car after the Frenchman who founded he was Antoine de la serving King Louis Xiv in the new the French Nobleman arrived Here in North America in he lived in Nova Scotia and in Maine before receiving com Mand of now from the answers in settlers led by Cadillac built fort Pont Chartrain on the North Bank of the Detroit Little did old Caddy know that he had just founded automobile in the King appointed him governor of a Post he held until he retired Back to France five years Cadillac died aged in How much time elapsed Between the Emer gence of Man and his crossing the Bering Strait to North America scientists believe Man emerged from humanoid life forms about a million years archaeological evidence indicates that men first made the trek across the Bering Strait from Asia More than years when the ice age released vast North american areas from its if you want answers Call 9422047 writing Best left to experts i constantly receive mail from directionless Young peo Many of them who want to know How they can get into the Field of the first thing i Tell them is do not try to become a newspaper this Job is very you have to constantly produce columns of a certain length without padding them with extra As i mentioned this is very yes sir one frequently adopted by columnists at the famous new York is to write about nato which stands for housing and Urban develop it is a proven Laboratory fact that the typical newspaper Reader would sooner undergo a purely recreational Organ trans Plant than read about yet these columnists continue to Crank out essays with elephants dating headlines like whither because they know that by the end of the first the entire Reading audience will have drifted off to the to which brings us to the Lucra Tive Field of writing this is also very i know this because i tried to be a smut writer Back when i was living in just after getting out of English major i had majored in which seemed like a shrewd idea at the time because a lot of English courses were Independent meaning you could stay in bed until the prob Lem was that there was Little demand for the specialized skills id developed As an English i saw very few newspaper classified ads that said English majors wanted major corporation will pay Large salaries for people who can Natter for hours about Hemingway use of Mackerel As a Symbol for so one evening i was talking with a Friend of mine named who was also a poverty stricken English and we were trying to think of some Way that we could this was Back in the idealistic 60s get Rich without being finally we hit upon the idea of writing a bestselling pornographic we agreed to save wed write Sim Ultan with me doing chapter one while John did chapter and so our major literary theme was going to be breasts the size of the chapters went like this a woman walked into the room with Large wheres the plot she inquired of Dave Barry we dont have he re Well lets have she and so they but Only very because quite frankly we were such pathetic incompetents that we make it last very Long even on it was Over in about a and wed be trying desperately to think of something for the main character to do Between sex structural flaws but the worst part was that John and i were both so embarrassed by our chapters that we refused to show them to each a situation that was bound to cause structural flaws Chap Ter three Todd awoke feeling possibly because in Chap Ter two his name had been so we ended up throwing everything the result being that the Only person who Ever read our work was our Friend who dug the chapters out of the wastebasket and read them and kept this is great write More this Man is a doctor regular novels Are even harder to because you have to produce even More words be tween the dirty to do this you need a like the one developed by the famous writer James who starts every novel at the Dawn of which Means he can write an enormous Quantity of words be fore he has to think up a plot first a tiny speck of blown from thousands of Miles landed on the then 20 million years then an other speck of dirt landed on the then 30 million years then another speck of and so on for several Hundred until the Rock has accumulated enough dirt so that Primi Tive life can form and begin dra Matic the Point in making is that although writing May sound like the kind of fun Job where you work just a few hours a Day and then drink the hard truth is that you drink the Beer a a just kidding the truth is that writing is a very difficult Best left in the hands of experts such As James Michener and so the rest of you should get Back to the Miami Herald 24 hours news hour of wheel of Fortune g news hour Alt subjects the tanners to a barrage of unwanted pay Falo g b How to is first news blk Janows news to edition business report r in fax be Nouvelle Europe Ennes and away Eleew Peter True mans North South country Fol Centre Chien it Loup g pulse jeopardy g affair it partnership with Man o113m cols entertain ment tonight in Herbe Bjel koreans in Manitoba mamas family hockey Washington capitals at Montreal Ittis crossfire Black Jour Nal Emil world of survival card ihrt7jmuchmuslc West by Nouvelle canal Ennes mutant ninja turtles g brew spirit connection Story inter National Story q a x breakaway creatures great and Small pm Sam Seq 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