Winnipeg Free Press

Winnipeg Free Press (Newspaper) - January 8, 1990, Winnipeg, Manitoba Winnipeg frets january Page 14 Chuck features editor Stallone vows to take risks artistic visionary Sylvester Stal Lone plans to move on from his usual movie role As a monosyllabic Side of in trying to get Back to the i Way t was More Experiment cast your Fate to the dont just think of Dollar signs and be so Damn but its just like the Art films he cites in his repertoire 1 Paradise Alley and Odd Lois and Bram have vaulted from the top of the Chil Drens music charts to new status As Goodwill ambassadors of the United nations childrens the ing Trio recently went to Bolivia on behalf of the in organization to tape a to documentary on child Pover Odd far Side cartoonist Gary Larson is fresh and recharged after a 14 month sabbatical that included trips to Africa and the Amazon and people Eastwood sexier than 007 lessons in jazz Asim sure anyone who has had an Opportunity to take a full year off will that first monday morning Back to work is quite a sobering the Recluse said in a prepared state Odd former Miami vice Star Philip Michael Thomas plays a freed slave who becomes a Boxer in an episode of the new Zorra to a role written especially for him after he confessed to the shows producer that the legendary masked defender was his main childhood non those Zany readers of Good housekeeping ranked nation Al Rifle association member George Bush and his wife Barbara ahead of Mother Lech Pope John Katherine Bob Bill Cosby and other worthy candidates in the magazines poll of the worlds most admired men and non the same George presi has caught the fury of conservationists for his habit of shooting Small wild about 50 protes tors carrying signs like recreational Hunting is neither kind nor gentle descended on Bush Texas Hunting a presidential spokes Man declined to say if Bush consumed All he but did say that every dead Bird was dressed for non Belinda onetime head of the Gogos and car carrying sex drug says she came clean just in the Nick of i quit when i heard that there was new cheaper Coke that was going to be out on the Street turned out to be she will Stallone forego Rocky sequels to make Art films Cheryl Tiegs is not ruling out marriage to Gregory boy Tony says the supermodel who never starred in Charlies id say after six years together its non after 30 years of Success in the series Little House on the Prairie and Highway to naturally Grey Michael Landon says Hes not anxious to do More acting unless its a really special with that history of who can blame now a producer and non actor Daniel who por trays a severely handicapped poet write artist in the movie my left Learned the technique so Well he now writes and paints with his left non Clint Eastwood has jumped ahead of Sean Connery in the latest leg of the race for sexiest men Over people Magazine non Singer Bobby Brown joins Whitney Houston and a Host of other musicians moving from los Angeles to is not the place for a new artist to there Are too Many things going on wild theres no you have to keep a level take time and Atlanta is the place to do says who never been to Moose compiled by Greg Pindera the or Sim by Gary Larson How much do cigarettes Cost encroachment of the fish by Manfred Jager How much do cigarettes Cost before Federal or provincial taxes Are added to the Price a major tobacco company says a Carton of eight packs or 200 cigarettes now costs or 75 cents per pack when the retailer buys it from the theres a Small markup for the but most of the to per Carton or to per pack you pay is Federal and provincial the last actual Price increase 20 cents a Carton took place in october with another tax is former Manitoba health minister Larry Desjardins still alive and what is he doing now Hes very much alive and Busy in his capacity As executive director of Manitoba health organizations a no government association of More than 100 health institutions and who celebrated his 66th birthday in holds his position on a full time but is currently spending a Holiday in Accord ing to the Public relations officer of is it True that the great White shark never sleeps answers sort the big predator must constantly move around to keep water flowing through its Gill slots to oxygenate its scientists that under certain conditions the Sharks level of consciousness is it lets its guard Down and goes into a sleep related state when it feels particularly for where in Winnipeg can one receive an Intelli gence quotient in test from a qualified psychologist there Are a number of psychologists who Are experienced in the administration of in to name one or two in this space would be unfair to the your Best bet is to get in touch with the psychological association of suite 363 r3c there in the Telephone Book of if you want answers Call 9422047 High powered budget Cutter today we announce the winners in our big deficit in which we asked the Ordinary taxpaying citizens who make up the Backbone of the United to see if you could come up with helpful suggestions for getting rid of this Pesky Federal budget deficit As you our congressmen have been unable to work on this because Treyve been Busy pass ing an ethics under which were going to pay them More in Exchange for which there going to try to have some i think this is a terrific and if it works with con we should also try it with other ethically impaired groups such As the criminally Heck of a Job speaking of you readers did a Heck of a Job responding to the deficit As i write these my office floor is covered with thousands of contest carefully arranged in Mounds and in Many cases welded together with dog spit supplied by my two research Earnest and who were a major but it was you read ers who really came proving once again that when the people decide to get involved in a it is Best not to let them have any Sharp simple because quite Reading Between the i detected a certain amount of hostility in these especially the ones proposing a nuclear strike on the some hostility was also directed toward in some versions of my original contest column i had in a lighthearted that we reduce the Defi Cit by Selling unnecessary states such As Oklahoma to the Japa this caused a number of okla Homans to Send in letters contain ing Many correctly spelled words and making the Central Light hearted Point that i am a they also sent me official Litera Ture stating that Oklahoma has enormous quantities of culture in the form of Oral and that the official state reptile is something called the Mountain so i apologize to and As a Token of my sincerity in willing to sell Ray to the Japa assuming nobody objects to the fact that Japan would Sud Denly become the most heavily armed nation on but most of the hostility in the deficit contest entries was directed toward our elected fed eral this is especially True of the contest Winner this is Geoffrey Braden of whose idea is that we convert the Federal budget deficit to electrical voltage the bigger the the higher the voltage and then run the cur rent through our Geoffrey therefore wins the big Cash consisting of All the pennies in my estimated Street value million if put into paper which will never speaking of about a thousand of you suggested we eliminate the deficit by Send ing All our accumulated hateful Penny deposits to the govern this is a Brilliant idea except for one minor flaw its what it boils Down to is giving the government More which of course the government would immediately con Vert into things such As accordion which is too be cause some of you had excellent ideas for increasing government such As movie tax d a million roman numer Al tax on for rambo in would Cost Stallone in not sure whether reducing the number of movie sequels would be a Side Benefit or the main de d Fine people for each unnecessary education related letter attached to the end of their for Robert would be fined Ron government should sell its secrets directly to the soviets and Cut out the 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