Winnipeg Free Press

Winnipeg Free Press (Newspaper) - January 10, 1994, Winnipeg, Manitoba Al inclusive resort Holiday the fun dont Bug were eating Winnipeg free january c3 Omar Sharif Antanna Hirsch recently my wife and i decided to put some zing Back into our marriage by going to a couples Only this is a popular new Type of resort that does not allow you to bring your the theory being that it is difficult for you and your spousal unit to get into a romantic mood if one of you has to pause every 45 seconds to shout Jason i told you not to squirt Sun Block into Ashleys ear the resort we went to is in a Small and Lovely Island nation Way out in the not far from which is the Island that Ronald Reagan rescued from the communist rum mixed with rum i am frankly amazed that the communist menace was a problem in that because to get there you have to spend All Day scrunched up in various i would have thought that by the time the communist menace finally arrived and located its All it would have wanted to do was lie Down and enjoy a refreshing popular local beverage consisting of rum mixed with that certainly what we wanted to do when we got to but we had to spend the first hour and a half Riding in a couple filled Dave Barry Van from one end of the Island to the other on the main which apparently also doubles As a strip youre supposed to drive on the lefthand Side in but the Drivers swerve All Over the place to avoid the which Means that sometimes both your vehicle and an oncoming vehicle Are in the same the Only strict driving Rule in Lucia is no hurtling off a Cliff into the Caribbean without a Good at one am not making this Van was driving Down the Middle of the and oncoming traffic was passing us on both this occurred when we were making our Way through a traffic Jam caused by the largest banana spill i have Ever bananas Are the 1 Industry on followed by tourism and this was on a Steep where a massive Load of bananas had Slid of a thus forming a tremendous natural defence in Case the communist menace Ever comes Back to the area with Down that Comrade of we got to our it is what the travel Industry Calls an Al inclusive which Means that you pay a Flat amount of Money per and the resort sets out Large Mounds of and you try to include it All in your i paid for this is what you Are constantly telling to justify the fact that you Are already mounding your plate with lunch even though you have finished chewing your the food was served on a veranda next to a Lovely Palm fringed so at every meal we enjoyed a breathtaking View of various Guys a lot of when they Are on vacation in a tropical Wear Tan style so that if you happen to glance up from your food Mound just As a Guy at the next table raises his Arm to signal the waiter for another rum and you find yourself staring into his hairy hovering in front of you like some hideous mutant alien space i think there should be a no armpits but getting Back to our Al inclusive resort for those Brief interludes when we were not we were encouraged to engage in a constant barrage of organized fun activities such As water bal hitting and at night there were Talent newly wed group limb dancing and of i mrse More this level f fun takes physical if you Are a Middle aged person us h As by the end of just one your marriage has about As much zing As a severely Over steamed if you get my to avoid total we left the resort compound several we went to the jump a regular Friday night event wherein people come from All Over the Island to a town called Gros everybody gathers in a Street lined with Shoebox sized bars and people Selling grilled in the Middle of the Street Are some Gigantic blasting reggae its a Fine place to enjoy refreshing beverages and watch your braver fellow vacationers doing a highly entertaining dance called the in which a person attempts to get Down and Funky while wearing a Fanny on another Day we courageously rented a car with Lucian Miles on it equivalent to million Earth Miles and drove around with another Eileen and Steve likes to a fact that produced the following actual dialogue Eileen looking at a it says Here that in this you can sometimes see local fishermen gut their catch on the Beach Steve Yessis we drove to a Village called where we decided to primarily because our route was blocked by a Highway construction probably constructing new holes in the we got went into a local establishment and purchased some Beers from a bartender who was maybe 10 years three elderly two men and a were sitting by the Side of the passing a bottle the woman leaned Way and opened her Mouth she is a Many Splendore the people in canaries seemed very despite the fact that they were on in not sure what their secret maybe its an Al inclusive Miami Herald Coren Bridge four hearts wrong move East West South North 4k82 48532 West East 4aq109543 clean off your if you can find it Wypa Uleckie staff writer you would already know that today is National clean off your desk Day if you looked at the provided of course that you could find the Cal int that it underneath last weeks lunch bag that must be that re port you prepared but then the Calendar must be Over near that stack of personal pick up phone meet Pat at the Call no Calendar hang on theres Hope and help around the cleaning up your corporate space int just something that would make your life easier it might also save Money for you or the company you work Extension of individual or so say Chris and Dale the husband and wife team who pub Lish the get organized news in Chris Hes the publisher says when you can find things you dont duplicate tasks or when you cant find your you go and get is there somebody under All that chaos a Messy desk hampers your productivity according to the Winnipeg office of priority manage ment Here is its quiz on assessing your desk score 1 Point for a yes answer and 0 for each no Are there More than 10 items on your desk right now Are there More than three files or projects on your desk do you have an i Basket on your desk you leave work on your desk in separate piles have you been unable to find something on your desk in the past week coworkers hesitate to put important documents on your fearing youll lose them do you have a pile of unfinished Reading within eyesight Are you known for having a Messy desk is it difficult for people to find items in and around your desk if you Arent there is your desk left Messy at the end of the Day your score 710 Points your Messy desk is hampering your productivity and could affect How you Are regarded by 46 Points you dont have the messiest desk in the office but youre a contender priority management says youre wasting valuable time and Energy because of your Messy get organized and take control by keeping your desk Clear of unfinished 13 Points either by habit or training youve Learned the Bene fits of a clean youve improved your productivity and Low ered your stress level in the pro another one from the Supply Only to have it disappear again in the morass on your but Many people feel that a per sons desk is an Extension of that in a reflection of their per if every desk looked the same sterile it Rob an office of its personality Dale who in charge of the eight Page newsletters editorial Content says that you must want to change the organizational Side of your cleaning your desk just because its a special Day wont help she cleaning off your desk is like los ing 10 she you have to make a commitment to make it guardian Angel believable tidying up office debris for one Day is the Binge dieting of getting or if youre going to pile up the stuff the next then you May As Well not even Dale says its a real attitude instead of cleaning your desk in one fell swoop she suggests taking part of each Day to Clear away work you dont need on top of your investing two or three minutes a Day should rid your desk of unnecessary papers and if you cant clean a weekly clean up of 10 minutes should but an annual clean up is too she Dale adds that the Boss should View straightening up As but you cant Force someone to be nor can you Force a sys tem on and gadgets and Fil ing trays can Only clutter your desk More if youre not organized to be ing everyone has to have their own personal filing system that works for says if you Are having a Tough time keeping papers off your Dale suggests you have one Only keep Active papers and files in that everything she should be off the so get clean your desk to enjoy throwing out that memo from revel in tear ing up that file from 1991 that caused you such think How Good youll feel when you find not but two 1993 Calen 4a109 South 4akj1096 the bidding South West North East pass pass pass pass pass pass opening Lead six since nine tricks at no Trump or 10 in a major suit score As much or More than 11 tricks in a clubs and diamonds Are All but forgotten in duplicate Bridge for game purpose Par scores or slams in the minors Are still but the feeling is you might As Well bid a slam in a minor rather than Settle for a Pedes Trian that is not always when this hand was dealt in a major National those pairs who tried four hearts the majority met with their just desserts because of the bad at a few South reached five diamonds and even that contract needed careful West did Well to refrain from Lead ing instead choosing a Low club for the initial the defend ers quickly banked the then continued with a third club for Declarer to those declares who View life through Rosy spectacles wasted no time in going they Drew two rounds of then started on when West showed out on the second two of declares losing hearts could be ruffed on the but Declarer was still saddled with a heart the better technicians Drew just one round of then cashed the two High had both de fenders the last Trump would have been drawn and the hearts established with two As it when West showed but could not Declarer was Able to Ruff All three heart losers on the table and bring Home the Tribune Media services dear Ann Landers the other there was a letter in your column from a Reader who wanted to thank a Man for saving his i want to thank someone who saved but i never knew his i was discharged from the army in looked everywhere fora but no one was one of my friends suggested that since i was i might consider going into the merchant i went to port and soon found myself at the Union Hall waiting to ship the agent told me there was a Tanker loaded with butane Gas getting ready to go to Long i sign me a few minutes a Young Man about my age came up to me and youve got to be that could be a very dangerous something told me to listen to i immediately turned around and took my name off the two Days i went out on another ship to Long a Short Ann Landers while before pulling into we could see a Cloud of Black the butane Tanker had blown seven men had jumped overboard and were swimming to they were the Only i am sure that the Man who tipped me off saved my to this i want to 48 years thanks a dear Lucky what a Story keep Reading for another dear Ann Landers can you stand one More letter sparked by Roger daubs terrific testimonial to the Man who saved his life 33 years ago Daub explained How he was working on top of a surge tank when a Crane Cable hit him in the Back and knocked him As he was falling to the Concrete Floyd Hardiman caught i dont doubt that daubs experience was i believe the hands could have been had a supernatural several years i was working the third i had a 30minute drive Home after i got off work at 8 and i was always one i fell asleep at the i was suddenly awakened by a male voice calling my i opened my eyes to see that i had crossed the Centre line and was face to face with an my guardian Angel was watching Over me that Day and god called my firm believer dear firm believer if that is your i respect no one has the right to destroy another persons belief by demanding empirical More Power to write to Ann Landers care of the Winnipeg free 1355 Mountain if you would like a personal 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