Winnipeg Free Press

Winnipeg Free Press (Newspaper) - October 16, 1995, Winnipeg, Manitoba Winnipeg free press entertainment Section Morley c1 october show today on television Coleman company Host Sandi Coleman returns for a third season of the Winnipeg made Magazine style joined this time by local comedian Jon new season includes vis its with Rock Roll nuns and enrolment in a klingon language 7 Melrose vindictive Henry resurfaces in Kimberly Amanda throws a party at the refurbished Complex and Romance blossoms for Alison and Hayley Perry 8 the american Pittsburgh rail scion Harry shot and killed architect Stanford White at Madison Square gardens outdoor rooftop theatre Over Whites relationship with thaws Young showgirl Evelyn it was immediately dubbed the murder of the new Yorks 15 newspapers had a Field Day covering the one increased its circulation by More than 8 terror in the shadows a crazed woman Marcy Walker secretly moves into the basement of a Colorado family Home and proceeds to terrorize the new made fort movie also stars Genie Francis and Leigh 8 this hour has 22 new skewering team of Cathy Rick Gre Thomey and Mary Walsh returns for a third season and take aim at the Quebec referendum and the slashing style of Ontario Premier Mike today in music history in the new Yar Birds guitarist Jimmy bassist John Paul Singer Robert Plant and drummer John Bonham played their first gig at the marquee club in following a Brief tour of Scandinavia and recording their first they began calling them selves led a name said to have been the brainchild of who drum Mer Keith born this Day Angela 1925 Claude 1941 Suzanne 1946 Bob Ace 1947 Tim 1958 Gary 1959 soundbite its not this whole thing about More and More corporate More corporate managers who Are More concerned about Bottom lines than they Are about artists and music record executive to who finalized a new record company partner ship with remarks on what he Calls the most disturbing trend in the music today tuneup concerts Juliana Hatfield West end cultural 8 and Winnipeg guitar society Margarita crossway Young United 8 to out and about rumours comedy club Beth Don ladies Only 8 decorative tiles in architecture lecture by Tony Book launch a history of the by Frank u of m Bookstore Portage nightspots Ozys honest Riverdale High and Silverado Garden City Sahara Sunstone Coffee Janice Finlay and Steve Zines inf cafe Rick Bough movies cinematheque shaven and ends tomorrow and Cinema 3 swimming with and to thursday to coming soon Green Day Winnipeg by Brad Oswald entertainment reporter for Scott working two years in a to Western series has been an exercise in sort of says the Manitoba born actor who stars in the syndicated lonesome Dove series which airs thursdays at 8 on last my character was a More a lot closer to the a shucks character Ricky Schroder played in the original but Scott Bairstow was a Little this Scott Bairstow is much More domesticated and my is a lot things have changed greatly on both sides of the lonesome Dove a Canadia made spinoff f of the celebrated 1989 tale of the last great cattle drive which starred Robert Duvall and Tommy Lee Jones has responded to disappointing ratings by killing off Newt Calls jumping ahead two years in time and turning Bairstow heroic goo Guy character into a embittered but somehow still just minded Bounty away from the Bairstow is a year further into wedded Bliss and has recently added parenthood to his list of Settle Down his wife of 15 gave birth to a Casey six months and the arrival has left the proud actor father an understandably changed its pretty he says during a Telephone from the shows on location set near it changes your perspective on while he May have become a More reflective that Doest mean Bairstow is a Softie when it comes to his onscreen the alumnus of such local career starters As Rainbow stage and the lets go to series says theres Little Validity to recent criticisms that the aptly renamed lonesome Dove the outlaw years has become measurably More Vio Lent in a desperate attempt to grab Young viewers avoid can one critic recently called Lone some Dove an Oddson favorite to become the seasons most violent to to a certain extent it might have to do with but it also has to do with making a better says i think were closer this year to the lonesome Dove miniseries than we Ever were last its a violent its a Lawless time in which Justice was held at the end of your trigger if youre looking for blood and guts on he you dont have to look any further than abcs to rated i let my son watch that until he was 13 or 15 years and if you want to talk about the most violent show on that would probably be the six Oclock despite the fact Hes playing a More menacing and trigger minded character this Bairstow says the Job of acting is actually easier when youre the bad i think it was More physically demanding last he i called myself super Newt last because i always had to come in and save the Riding in and jumping off my this year in a Little slower and a bit More of a rather than jumping i sit Back and watch things with an Eagle assuming that the changes to Lone some Dove prompt More viewers to sit Back and watch the thus extend ing its ratings Bairstow is contractually committed to one More season beyond after he till be time for his version of Newt Call to ride into the Sunset once and for when i come off the series after next Thall be three years of doing a period he after id like to do something but what exactly Thall be will be left up to the who is currently auditioning for a role in a feature film that stars Jack says his Lon term goal is to come up with a project which affords him a greater measure of creative both in front of and behind the one of things a television series does is put you in a financial position where you dont have to be scrounging after every role that comes to he adding Hes looking ahead to the time he can develop a project that allows him to produce and but in aware that my career is still in the hands of in not the Leader of the band but that one of the longest stages of an actors and to Tell the in not Rushing till happen when its supposed and while career advancement and the idea of striking while the Irons hot remain a top priority for the Young Bairstow says he and Marty Are also hoping to expand the family num Ber by one More in the near and As parents working in the entertainment that Means a Tough Choice lies ahead continuing to live in los a great place for actors but a dangerous place for or moving to a safer which would be great for Domestic life but could distance Bairstow from some Showbiz opportune just not a Good id like to go Back to Stein Bach to raise my but my wife from and she needs mountains and see six i am pleased to report that we finally have a scientific explanation for Why everybody in the world is gaining at least i and i know its not my i do not have the Best dietary sometimes in a restaurant i will order fatty foods me a plate of and hurry Are my exact but i compensate for this by engaging in a strict exercise regi men of vigorously pounding the Bottom of the Ketchup bottle for As Long As no no that is my motto regarding i have been gaining and you probably which is Why youre going to be Happy to learn that neither of us is the uni verse is we know this thanks to a scientific insight that was had by Alert 14yearold Massachusetts Reader Tim Tim reports that he was browsing through the Usborne Book of facts and lists when he came across the following fact every single including Federal 25 tons of space dust land on the this Means that every the Earth weighs 25 tons which Means that it contains a larger Quantity of grave which As you know is the Force made up of invisible rays that cause All physical objects in the universe to become More attracted to bathroom what this Tim Wing Points is that without gaining an people All Over the world Are getting and there is More bad news at the same time that Gravity is the entire universe is except for pants Are staying the same which Means that and this has been confirmed by extensive scientific tests conducted in my closet a so called 33inchwaist Pant will barely contain a volume that for Merly fit easily into a 31inchwaist Albert Einstein accurately predicted this phenomenon in 1923 when he formulated his theory of pants which also As a that As the universe grows it will get harder and harder to find anything Good on the but our big problem is this Gravity which has already started to pose a grave threat to Public i refer Here to an incident that occurred recently in fort according to a 16 Miami Herald Story that i am not making a Loggerhead Turtle fell from the sky and hit a Man in his White Chevy scene the Hospital emergency doctor where was the victim hit nurse in his Chevy doctor lets do a cat and i want his Oil changed the Man was and so was the the Herald Story apparently was dropped by a but that is exactly my Point since when do seagulls one of the most sure handed species of Bird drop turtles the obvious answer is since turtles started getting along with everything and As space dust continues to land on the situation will Only with chilling according to my Calculi at the current rate of Gravity by the year an Ordinary Golf Ball will weigh the in today of Rush even a professional using Graphite would need dozens of strokes to make such a Ball move a single an average round of Golf would take four months nearly twice As Long As is that the kind of world we want our children to grow up and develop gum disease in i think this is Why we must Call upon the scientific Community to Stop puttering around with global warm ing and immediately develop a solution to the Gravity 30second pause we see that the scientific Community has once again let the human race leaving it up to us civilians to Deal with the i have come up with a practical answer in the form of a Gravity reduction plan follow my reasoning the problem is ending on the a Earth every right so the obvious Solu Tion is to put 25 tons Worth of stuff into a rocket every Day and blast it into it be simpler perhaps youre saying How Are we going to find 25 tons Worth of stuff every single Day that is so totally useless that we can just Send it into space with total Confidence that it could never Possi Bly in any Way Benefit humanity i can answer that question in three Sim ple words fourth class every Day at least 25 tons of material is painstakingly mailed All Over the United states and thrown away immediately upon solid waste experts estimate that 78 per cent of our nations Landfill capacity is currently occupied by sincere unopened let ters from de Mcmahon informing people that they have almost definitely won Why not just Load this material directly into rockets and consider this if we Send up More than 25 tons a the Earth would actually lose i calculate that every human being on the planet would instantly be six ounces lighter if we also sent de up not that i am necessarily proposing so i say lets fire up the rockets and get this program going before Gravity gets so Strong that All we can do is lie on the while turtles rain Down upon if you write to senators and congressperson today and let them know where you stress the urgency of the stress their responsibility As Public above stress that theres room in the pocket with ;