Winnipeg Free Press (Newspaper) - March 8, 2001, Winnipeg, Manitoba
Diversions b3 tin March 2001 crossword by Thomas Joseph across 1 Winter glider 5 Hunker Down 10 11 Athens rival 12 first person 13 trophy recipient 14 noted new York ballroom 16 hit sitcom of 1988 1997 20 die 4 5 Down 1 for one 2 Beach resort 3 historic times bad Point Book part 6 lecture Follower 7 fancy planter 8 had dinner 9 Road goo 11 printers flourish 15 defeat yesterdays answer 20 Type of 31 double Brandy agents 21 Trade fair 33 spoken 22 umbrella 34 piano parts part 25 aching 35 tardy 26 retaliation 36 vitality 28 jobs for 37 chopping tool 38 Dull existence 23 Slippery 17 close by Poirot one 18 takes in 30 Wear 24 some 19 different Down doors 25 tiffs 27 Alert from the 28 rough 29 chefs mint 32 Pasadena event 36 cons Hope 39 la Scala offering 40 radiates 41 shopping Aid 42 for Sake 43 twittering machine Painter is Longfellow one letter stands for in this a is used for the three x for the two single the length and formation of the words Are All each Day the code letters Are 38 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no West led the King of Declarer held up the Ace and West continued with the Declarer winning with the since the club finesse offered the better Odds of delivering the game than the heart at trick three Declarer led a heart to the and the hand was at the East realized that Declarer was going to take the club finesse with it Declarer would probably be Able to run nine something had to be done to divert South from the Golden and East was equal to the with no break in East dropped the King of hearts under the Ace Declarer could not believe this stroke of it seemed instead of a 50per cent Chance for the nine tricks with the help of the marked finesse for the 10 of hearts were now there was also the Chance of the Queen of clubs so Declarer led the 10 of clubs from the table when East followed the King was played from the closed followed by the when the Queen did not Declarer confidently led a heart to the East won with the cashed the Queen of then reverted to Spades Down Tribune Media mens magazines help them through their darkest hours by Rob Klaasen men Are in we have lost our sense of we dont know How to play any we cant dress we dont know How to build Muscles we never thought we we own the wrong Sand Vodka and we have Sissy we Are not men at our but in our darkest there Are mens for just a few can become a More play Ful you just need a Little a few equipment or fashion a few pictures of Model babes fawning Over your Armani jacket or Calvin Klein latest issues for a few pick up the latest issues of five leading mens magazines the ones with the table of contents on Page 78 and stories titled voodoo sex or what i did on my shamanic we put our Money on mens health and mens they will teach us to be there Are other such socially relevant periodicals maximum mens journal of healthy and men who cant Stop thinking about themselves but we stuck to the old its not that the Are not without we have the first sea son of the sopranos on video and Are awaiting the second season we bought the soundtrack to 0 where Art thou which features the haunting song i am a Man of constant right Man we had Duke losing to Michael Jordan at the and we with near cer that our daughters Are Safe from we get we Tell ourselves that sledding the big Hill at Oregon Ridge must be exactly like hang gliding off the gentle ridges of the appalachians or taking the Baja 1000 offload race but deep we Are lying to shooting backyard hoops Doest compare to Fly fishing on Idaho Middle Fork of the Salmon when will we grow up failure of imagination perhaps what we have Here is a fail ure of the imagination in our Middle a Man has Only to look on the cover of the March mens journal to in Liv ing what a Man can do with a Little sure footing and perhaps a hugely successful Dot Corn a real Man named Mark Fraser is photographed standing on the Wing of a twin prop sea plane in the Middle of Florida Biscayne he is wearing the right he does not appear to be in constant he probably Hast had a bad mood since he is Fly fishing for particularly ornery tar particularly ornery Tarpon have been known to jump More than 15 Tail walk across the surface and pull line from your Fly reel that Hast seen the Light of Day for says the article about the seaplane the message youre not a Man until youve seen a Tarpon Tai walk or maybe Moonwalk or use a cell for More masculine the March Issue of Esquire is dedicated to the american the Issue is second sex is whats note the subliminal double mention of sex and the Clever Way the Magazine rhymes sex with youd think magazines try to sell sex i had spent Many sleepless nights won Dering How Bruce Willis Felt about being would it be different from 44 Esquire answered my dreams with an article written by the live it that what i live it up every every every because till be Over in a Finger this from a Man whose Bald head on the Magazine cover makes him look like a psycho Pathic but he knows How to tie a real men worry about performance like other insignificant we worry about our performance in lets come right out and say it in mens magazines have this subject we looked no further than mens health to learn what we have been doing wrong All these maladjusted its location forget the according to the the Best places for Youknot what dont make us use this silly hyphenation again include a King sized mayan holds up to 600 pounds of thrashing Bod atop a Maytag mav8600 washing the Montreal expos olympic stadium and any dressing room at any Victorias the Only locations missing from the magazines list Are the stage at any Chuck the gang Plank of the Constellation and the in we found an article on Page after the first 142 we had for gotten what an article looks but in one All our Sou search ing questions were answered with one insightful question posed in the Maga listen my comrades in Gen Der is it of to Wear wingtips with every Day Slacks like or should they be reserved Only for suits go Forth knowing dockers and wingtips Are Fine and May your Tarpon always the Baltimore Sun abusers often Able to show Normal profile to outsiders dear Ann Landers your response to wounded was not up to your usual she said her abusive a husband had charmed her parents into supporting him in his attempt to get custody of the you told her to line up some character i fear that character wit Nesses Are not going to be of much help to wounded if her a husband has convinced even her parents How wonderful he victims of abuse have a psychological profile similar to which is interpreted As abusers often show a nor Mal this is How judges and juries Are hoodwinked into believing that the victims of abuse Are unfit Par contrary to popular abusers do not suffer from anger management they manage their anger just Fine whenever there Are wounded is going to need help from professionals trained to Deal with Domestic she should Call her local women shelter and get the names of attorneys who Are experienced in dealing with abuse she May need to hire an expert on domes tic abuse to testify about the combat Ive and controlling behaviour of As Well As the effect it has on children who see our system has failed miserably to protect these please print and help them fight been there Pear you have written an extremely valuable and i thank you for this turned out to be a Dyna mite subject that elicited a surprising number of educated keep Reading for More from Ohio your answer to wounded party was she needs More than a character witness and Good she needs appropriate therapy and a knowledgeable she should Start looking i have been in her my abusive husband dragged me to court every year until he gained i ended up paying child the Man is a and i am a Money talks and his Money had a lot to say about the outcome of that fort i let my husband have everything the the cars and my share of the business in Exchange for full i Hope wounded hangs in one Day her children will understand and love her for her my a wife was emotionally and physically abusive to but nobody knew it because she seemed like such a Sweet person to your readers would be shocked if they knew How Many women were the abusers in failed mar men dont Tell very often because they Are embarrassed and dont want their children to think they Are that wife who is Wor ried about losing custody of the Chil Dren to her abusive husband needs to line up even the if Nec to verify her it was the Only Way i could keep my i did it and am proud of Abu Sive men should be called to account for their and its up to the women to see that this dear readers an eyeful and an ear Ful i thought my thanks to All who those suggestions for your embattled Sisters and Brothers Are sure to be creators Syndicate Horoscope for March 9 maintain your own sense of cancer Aries March 21 april make important appointments with prominent people will be Happy to hear from a Strong Capricorn will help you handle com plaints or assume new Respo Sibili youll want to be wined and dined Taurus april 20may a change in your living arrangement frees up your Energy to be a boost in your sex Appeal Sud Denly has you picking and choosing dates for the youll be in a major spending dont overdo it gemini May 21june the opinion of your loved one is Swallow your Pride and accept ask a Leo to help you get out of an expensive social or family youll have More fun tonight when you Stop trying to fix what int broken let it cancer june 22july maintain your individuality even when you Are part of a close working with a Virgo will help you ease tension regarding a Friendship or financial Power struggles Are a waste of maintain your own sense of Leo july youll be confronted with a Trade off make sure you fully understand your love partners Devotion will continue to be a steadying influence for As Long As you appreciate whining about the past wont help your Virgo reject an Opportunity that offers nothing but what some perceive As a setback really Doest interfere with the flow of you will feel very vulnerable when you share your creative ideas with a part Ner but do it Libra your friends will suggest a Brand new play and youll regain your partners Complete self imposed limits Are far More confining than anyone take hold of your and tackle your Scorpio remember who you talk to and what you even if you have to write it romantic Harmony makes everything you do your decisiveness is a Relief to others who cant seem to make up their puzzled Sagittarius devote time to books on self improvement and exercise not keeping abreast of current trends could Hurt your so do your Reading a bashful love interest grows bold discover the other Side of him or Capricorn you practice and improve your men Tal exercises in the keep a loved ones schedule in mind when making your youll splurge this a playful Sagittarius is the Ideal partner for fun he or she has childlike aquarius a professional approach to even the most personal goals is what allows you to master your own dont life around a loved ones pay attention to As the evening will pro vide a Nice Surprise for Pisces 19marcn because you Are so you Are surrounded by both givers and having the right information is More important than having the right cruising around town tonight will offer you a different perspective on today birthday March its a Banner year for your travel to other countries and meetings with people of High esteem Are Par time in the next five weeks will Lead you into a More positive love1 with a Taurus or cancer is yet your Lucky numbers Are and
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