Winnipeg Free Press

Winnipeg Free Press (Newspaper) - August 17, 2006, Winnipeg, Manitoba What son this week starting today snakes on a plane Garden City Grant Park Kildonan place Odeon drive in Polo Park St. Vital Towne. 18a the ultimate High concept action movie ? the entire plot is summed up in the title ? arrives with Mucho internet Buzz but no screenings allowed for critics. That a usually a bad sign the participation of High concept King Samuel l. Jackson deep Blue sea notwithstanding. Starting tomorrow accepted Grant Park Kildonan place Polo Park St. Vital Towne. Pm when a slacker High school student can to get accepted by any universities he starts his own institution with the help of his Fel Low rejects. Hij inks ensue. Bon cop bad cop Polo Park St. Vital Towne. 14a when a crime is committed on the que Bec Ontario Border a co operative Effort places two wildly different provincial investigators Colm Feore and Patrick Huard on the Case in this bilingual thriller. The Success of liquid lunch was from Gay and lesbian film festivals. I Don to know Why hence when it came time to make his films he enlisted his parents. In one of Jaime a first efforts attack of the 50 foot chihuahuas Graham played a psychiatrist treating a traumatized Young Man who has been urinated upon by one of the titular dog Gies. He showed up again to play Host Narra Tor on Jaime a the science of eugenics. In fact no part would seem to be too outrageous for Jaime a immediate family Mem Bers. Jaime a mom Carol accustomed to Reading Over his scripts was enlisted to play the trailer trash mom of the villainous Trasha in the lesbian Hitman comedy carpet cleaners. She had never done any acting before but she really got into it Jaime says recalling a moment when he reminded Barton of her scripted lines. She just screamed at me and said Goddam i know my of lines Jaime says. She was just so in character Jaime says. Everyone just froze and she realized she yelled at me and said of my god did i just say that we started Jaime a wife Karen inspired the making of liquid lunch he says when she and some friends could to find a suitable porn video for a Girlfriend about to get married. She bothered me for a year just to make her this film Asmundson says. She got to play the Dominatrix and she was the easiest actress i Ever worked that is not to say she found it easy to por tray the films sadistic Vixen. But Asmund son knew her Well enough to suggest How to plumb the necessary Depths of rage. She had a lot of problems in High school with these Jock jerks who would bother her he says. So i said just pretend like the Guys in the film Are the Guys you hated most in High school. After that she was completely trans formed he says. She just channelled All the hatred from her High school past i Asmundson a did will be available online through his website , for approximately $15. The screening of his films begins at 9 . Tomorrow at cinematheque. Opening the undies drawer dirty undies vol. 1 includes blow me 2005 this Short is kind of like a Low rent addiction movie imagine permanent Midnight As interpreted by a Winnipeg film critic suffering nicotine withdrawal. Asmundson brings his own addictive struggles to the Story of film critic Ashley t but they just love he endures the delights and horrors of a killer cigarette habit wherein the highs and lows Are personified by various seductress is including Talia Pura As a Dominatrix like Vixen who lets Ashley know in no Uncertain terms who a Boss. That came from a poem i wrote about smok ing and i just turned it into a script Asmundson says. I started smoking a lot when i was writing. It freed my brain up but then it does to Stop there and i end up getting liquid lunch 2004 an entry in approximately 20 film festivals this four minute outrage follows a Guy who goes to a classified and Dominatrix and finds himself turned on when she forces him to engage in a homosexual activity. The Success of that film was from Gay and lesbian film festivals Asmundson says. I Don to know Why but they just love it. They usually have one night of screenings where they show the wackiest stuff out there and liquid lunch has always been on the Bill for carpet cleaners 2002 at 26 minutes this is the longest film of the Bunch. A caring couple decide to go to extreme measures to free their Friend from the clutches of his crazed Bitchy Girlfriend. In lieu of asking peo ple to take their clothes off Asmundson incorporates footage from the likes of his transgressive filmmaker heroes Nick Zedd and Richard Kern. Watch for appearances by those pre eminent local lesbos Shauna Dempsey and Lori Millan As the titular company of assassins. Checkers 2005 this is a Board game. And this is a Board game on drugs. Get the picture the science of eugenics 2006 Asmundson sentry in the 48 hour film festival is a scattershot parody of eugenics a philosophy of racial Hygiene on the 1920s, before it mutated into the nazi Ideal of racial purity in the ?30s. Watch for Asmundson a artist dad Graham Abus ing a copy of the Winnipeg free press. Attack of the 50 foot chihuahuas from outer space 1999 yes it actually does feature an attack of a 50-foot Chihuahua ? he whizzes on a dramatically challenged victim ? via beautifully cheap visual effects. Look for a visible string attached to a dogs Hind leg so that hell raise it at the whim of the off camera Artisan this is a combination of two different projects from Asmundson incorporating a film titled doomsday at Bikini Beach. Cake builders fire Walker Asmundson made this video at a birthday party event for David Lynch at the Pyramid cabaret ;