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Winnipeg Free Press (Newspaper) - September 3, 2006, Winnipeg, Manitoba A2 Winnipeg free press sunday september 3, 2006 in the Doug House Doug Speirs Canada jets in Thompson i have a face a the National research Council is looking for a private sector part Ner to set up an aerospace testing computer can love Centre in Northern Manitoba. / a5 d despite being a High tech new age kind of Guy i world have never placed a lot of Faith in computers. But that was before they proved ? with scientific 14 . Troops killed precision of course ? that i look like a movie Star. This will no doubt come As a Shock but i have never consid fourteen British troops were red myself especially easy on the eyes. Killed in a plane crash As Hun this is Likely because i am most often mistaken for a dress of Canadian and coalition Jabba the Hutt b a Large Kitchen appliance and c a 1964 soldiers launched a major Offen Buick Skylark. Sive yesterday to drive Taliban but apparently i be made great strides in the looks depart insurgents from a stronghold ment. I discovered this while doing important research by West of Here used As a staging which i mean wasting time on the internet in an Effort to ground for deadly ambushes and avoid writing my column. Terror attacks in Kandahar City. I stumbled on the website , which features a11 an online program that analyses your face and spits out your top 10 celebrity lookalikes. Naturally i had to try it even though i already know the sports Lindsey Wiebe / Winnipeg free press identity of my real doppelganger. For years people have been telling me that six foot six fish ready for playoffs Winnipeg nip my Bill Blaikie and i must have been separate lost cause de at birth. The Winnipeg Gold eyes wind up Edmund Henderson looks through the wreckage of the Portage hotel yesterday hoping to even my wife after spotting Blaikie a hulking form in the their regular season in Calgary Salvage any of his belongings. Henderson 58, had lived in the Portage la Prairie landmark crowd at a recent gathering turned to me and marvelled but their minds Are on next for eight years when it burned Down thursday and lost All of his possessions in the fire. Ohm gawd its you weeks playoffs when they take still i was eager to upload my photo to see what the com on their Arch rivals the Fargo Puter program had to say. Moorhead re Hawks. / c4 Skoropat of Crystal City and Orville i was assisted by graphic artist Linda Silkowski who is Money matters minish of Swan River were honoured also a computer Whiz and our gardening columnist. Agassi a aching Back last night As the oldest female and Linda apparently is a dead ringer for the Lovely Courtney debt Freedom male participants As the Canada Thorne Smith along with Ashlee Simpson Renee Russo and Tennis Star Andre Agassi got a senior games Drew to a close. An obscure South korean actress. There a no magic to getting out of Chance to rest his aching Back As Skoropat 91, and minish 87, were next we clicked on my gallery of lookalikes and just As the debt just discipline. Getting a rainstorm washed out the among nearly 1,400 competitors who program revealed my closest match the editor of the paper handle on what you owe As Earl entire Days play at the . Open were the major focal Point in this poked his head Over our cubicle. As possible ? like now ? is the Prairie City for the past five Days. Tennis tournament in new York. What Are you two doing he growled. Key to keeping that debt from c4 us. Working i suggested. Spiralling out of control. / e1 for full Story please go to on what he demanded. so Linda told him. Do you want to know who Doug looks. Portage la Prairie ? Mary like she chirped. The editor nodded. Get ready for this Linda cackled. The computer says he a. Kevin Costner our editor remained expressionless. Yeah like that program works he muttered then walked away shaking his head. So i think we can see discoveries like this can cause a cer Tain amount of jealousy in the workplace. Still Kevin Costner and to think i had some doubts about the reliability of this very wonderful website. Displaying a tremendous degree of dignity and restraint i waited several seconds before calling my wife to reveal my newfound attractiveness. Her exact response was and i quote no oooo Tahaha Tahaha its surprising How Little respect some people have for the wonders of science. Even i had initial reservations because my other matches included sex Aba Star Dennis Rodman in his purple and Yel Low hair phas Ebing Crosby comic David Spade and David Letterman. Then it struck me ? if i look so much like Bill Blaikie then who does Bill look like so i uploaded his picture too. According to the computer while i am the spitting image of Kevin Costner Blaikie Stop match was. James a. Garfield the 20th president of the United states who was assassinated in 1881. Blaikie a other matches included scientology founder l. Ron Hubbard and Rock legend Eric Clapton. But that is not my Point. My Point is that i Felt compelled to Call Blaikie and gloat. Or. Share my scientifically proven Good looks. He very politely told me he did to think he looked like any one on his top 10 list. Well have you Ever been mistaken for me i asked Hope fully. No he replied. Never i spluttered. Never Blaikie said. Although after he grew a Beard and got into Cabinet people started mistaking me for former Winnipeg Liberal my Reg so i think i speak for Bill Reg Kevin and Many other International celebrities when i say looks Arent everything. But please Don to hate us because we re Beautiful. top news a3,4 Canada a5 our town a6 weekend special a7 world a11 View from the West a8,9 perspective b1 books b4,5,6 family notices a10 classified c8 weather a11 sports c1 entertainment d1 to c12 Horoscope d2,3 movies d2 comics d4,5 diversions d6 Money matters e1 sunday Homes f1. Columnists Lindor Reynolds a4 Paul Samyn a5 Niels Veldhuis and Jason Clemens a8 Francis Fukuyama a8 Steven Cohlmeyer a9 or. Loleen Berdahl a9 Linda Rosborough b4 Randy Turner c1 Chris Cariou c1 Gary Lawless c4 Randy Reynolds e1 Geoff Kirbyson e1 Ari Marantz f2 Tracey Bryksa f4 Reena Nerbas f6 Debbie Travis f6 Garth Steek f8 Connie Oliver f10 deaths Cote Lisa Marie tougas38. Green Nee Hallida Margaret Mary widow of Pete. 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