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Winnipeg Free Press (Newspaper) - October 31, 2006, Winnipeg, Manitoba A2 free press tuesday october 31, 2006 in the Doug House Doug Speirs system failed Driskell now this is scary City Winnipeg police officers and senior prosecutors failed repeat watch carve edly to disclose evidence James Driskell could have used to defend himself against first degree murder charges a Judi a Jack of lantern Cial inquiry heard monday. / b3 o a kids put Down those Snow shovels because its time for a Little last minute halloween fun. Province no one said boo to but Here a real mans guide to carving a Jack of lantern. Stay Safe sober important safety note this project involves Sharp implements and Power tools so to avoid costly lawsuits i mothers against drunk Dri would ask you to be be be be by careful. Thank you ving Madd Are reminding Dri step 1 ? picking a pumpkin this is a simple process that vers to stay Safe and sober usually takes no More than four or five working Days tops. During Grey cup week Cerebra for real men there Are Only three activities More important tons and the Holiday season. / a6 than picking the perfect pumpkin namely 1 selecting a perfectly symmetrical Christmas tree Canada 2 choosing a Golf Ball that is soft around the greens but will still allow you to drive like Tiger Woods speakers got no bite 3 twisting the lid off a Jar until the veins bulge on your forehead then handing it to your wife who will pop it off with speaker Peter Milliken Rule done twist and refuse to acknowledge that you obviously Loos that he a powerless to Force Ane Ned it for apology from foreign affair but lets get Back to pumpkins. As any real Man knows the minister Peter Mackay Forone you have to have is at the very Bottom of those oversized reportedly referring to sex girl cardboard boxes that hold about two metric tonnes of rotting Friend Belinda Stronach As a do gourds. As you work your Way to the Bottom of the Box make in the House of commons. / a8 sure you give each one the Goldilocks treatment ? this one is to of of soft ? until your wife screams pick a pumpkin already witnesses sought step 2 ? preparing your pumpkin of you be got your pumpkin Home safely. Make sure your sharpest knife and big Edmonton police want wit Layton says he May attempt to business sports spoon Are Handy then spread some fresh newspapers on the Nesses to a triple homicide at a bring Down Canadas conserva floor. Nightclub to come Forward and Tive government unless it takes Cinderella denied put your pumpkin on the papers get your knife and Cut a help them solve the violent wage growth a threat action. / a10 big lid out of the top of the pumpkin. Great of now look at crime. /a8 local Favourite Don Spriggs your hand. You be Cut it Haven to you you completely rapid wage growth is threaten surprised everyone by making forgot what i told you in the third paragraph did to Alliance in trouble ing to slow the Pace of business the final at the Meyers Norris you sorry. No big Deal. Its halloween so go ahead and world investment and in turn growth Penny Prairie classic Bonspiel in scream like a Little girl. Now clean up the blood get your the nato Alliance could die if the conference Board of Canada Portage la Prairie but lost to spoon and scoop the guts out of your pumpkin. Warming warning it does not get the troops it needs warned monday saying Canadian Brier runner up Glenn Howard step 3 ? getting ready to carve if you be followed to fight the Taliban insurgency in employers Are planning pay global warming could slash in mondays final. / c1 directions so far you should notice two important things have Southern Afghanistan former hikes averaging nearly four per world economic output by up to happened foreign affairs minister John cent next year and More than 20 per cent a British report 1 most of the Ink from your newspapers has now been Manley said monday. / a11 five per cent in Alberta. / b5 warns and nip Leader Jack transferred to the Kitchen floor and can to be removed without a sandblaster 2 your dogs have taken a big bite out of the pumpkin lid snorkel up about half the guts and Are wandering around making that awful gagging sound. Next year step 1? will be put the dogs outside step 4 ? picking a pattern remember you Are a real Man and As such you want a Manly pumpkin something really really scary. So i would recommend something like say sponge Bob Square pants or maybe Martha Stewart. Step 5 ? make like . And ditch the knife what Are you a Caveman no you Are a modern High tech Artisan. So do what i did ? Fork out $9 for one of those nifty Battery operated pumpkin Carvers. They Are like teeny tiny electric knives. To ensure yours is working take it out of the package press the Button listen to it Whir. Then Chase your daughter around the House until your wife hollers you re going to put someone a Eye out if your wife in to already seeing red use your new toy to turn All the apples and tomatoes in the fridge into tiny Jack of lanterns. That should get her in the halloween spirit. Step 6 ? you re ready to carve now that you be tested your Battery powered Carver you have made an important discovery ? its too Small using the real mans bigger is always better principle i recommend you haul out the Power tools specifically a Jigsaw and a Drill. If you have a Chainsaw that a Good too. Important science note if you stick a Power Drill in a pumpkin something called centrifugal Force will make it whirl around extremely fast until it turns into pie filling or flies off and slams into the Kitchen Wall step 7 ? admiring your pumpkin at this Point there a Only one course of action ? offer the kids $10 to clean up the Kitchen then drive to the store and buy one of those swell plastic Jack of lanterns. 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