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The woman with whom i spoke seemed interested in having president Bush portrayed in a Good Light. Seeing that it was the Day after head had an iraqi member of the Media throw shoes at him lets face it it could Only go up from there. The representative took Down my information on a Telephone that sounded like it was being transmitted from inside a blender. The shoe phone in the movie get smart Likely had better reception. Being unable to clearly hear this representatives words i was befuddled when she in a pretty Southern accent asked if i was ready to copy i had no idea what she meant. Not wanting to seem dumb but knowing it was Likely far too late to prevent that i said ism sorry i dont understand what you mean. She repeated her words slowly. This forced me to say i understand the words you said but i dont know what you wish for me to do. I was tempted to add ism Canadian. But i decided there was no Point in painting All of us As being a Little dim. She then revealed that ready to copy has military roots. It Means ism about to give you an e mail address do you have a pen and paper ready my response was Brilliant. Barack Obama May steal my witty words for his inaugural address. I said a. After what seemed like years i finished copying. It was the longest e mail address id Ever encountered. I think its a test. If you can hang in Long enough to write it Down you might be worthy enough to speak with that office. In the end Bush was unable to comply with my request. Apparently there was a Little thing going on Between Israel and Palestine that required his attention. I can understand that. Imagine blowing off staff asking integral questions with yes that Issue is important but a Humour columnist from Canada wants to hear what my Favourite Holiday food is. Put everything on hold. Without his answers i used my keen investigative skills to unearth key White House Holiday information. And i did find something about his dogs. Did you know they have a Webcam its important news i know. Barney and miss Beazley the Bushsr scottish terriers have a Section of the White House website called Barney Cam. It follows their cute Holiday antics. In 2007, Barney is shown playing soccer in the Snow with president Bush. In 2008, miss Beazley played with a red ornament. But my Favourite shot was of the pups eyeing a cake made of White chocolate Gingerbread. Its a Beautiful cake created in the image of the White House with the two dogs poised atop it. Thatus not Why i liked the photo. Anything made of chocolate grabs my attention. The site neglected to reveal one detail about Barney. He does not like reporters. In november Barney was filmed nipping a Reuters reporter. This caused me to wonder if the president should have had Barney serve As his bodyguard in Iraq. With that Pup poised to attack the iraqi reporter have had time to throw the second shoe. Next year i Hope to offer another edition of yes Virginia politicians Are human. In it i might ask our prime minister a few questions. Id pursue the Story now but with the Way politics work the Stock Market is easier to predict than Wholl be Canadas prime minister. Id like end this article with a quotation from George w. Bush Happy Noo year of it a snot a direct quotation. But ism certain i could quote Barney directly. Barney Hopes 2009 Isnit Ruff. Char. Adam its. Net president Bush was too Busy for me. Of Charlene Adam top news a 3,4,5 saturday special a 6 Manitoba a 7 Canada a 9,10 world a 12,13,16 letters to the editor a 14 View from the West a 15 City b 1 business b 4 sports d 1 family notices c 10 classified g 9 Jumble g 11 weather c 16 entertainment c 1 to c 8 Horoscope f 2 movies c 5,6 comics f 2 diversions f 7. Columnists Trevor Laurens a 15 Bartley Kives b 2 Laura Rance b 5 Randy Turner d 1 Jerrad Peters d 6 Barbara Bowes g 1 deaths Albersheim Eugene. Alexander Robina. 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She had been listed by the guinness Book of world records As the worlds oldest person. That title now Falls to an american 114 year old Gertrude Baines who lives in a los Angeles nursing Home. Born sept. 10, 1893, de Jesus was widowed at 57, outlived three of her six children had 11 grandchildren and 16 great grandchildren. There Are now Only 82 women and nine men verified As being 110 or older according to gerontologist or. Stephen Coles of the gerontology research group at the University of California los Angeles. The associated press notice to readers if you re looking for to Days marketplace youll find it on Page g9, at the end of the careers Section of the paper. Worlds oldest person Dies at 115 a _ 02_ Jan 03 09. Ind a2 1 / 2/ 09 9 53 15 pm ;