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Winnipeg Free Press (Newspaper) - January 13, 2009, Winnipeg, Manitoba m y k Page a2 a 2 tuesday january 13, 2009 Winnipeg repress. Com Auto picture listings 6 9 7 7 1 0 0 Call classified $ 49 14 As Low As Hanford Drewitt 354 Broadway 957 1640 free parking at rear All sales final alterations extra suits Reg. To $ 1,195 now $ 295 sport jackets Reg. To $ 995 now $ 195 Slacks sport & dress. Reg. To $ 325 now $ 75 shoes Reg. To $ 495 now $ 95 ties Reg. To $ 145 3 for $ 100 knit Wear 60% off outerwear leather shearling Wool & Cashmere up to 70% off commencing tuesday Jan. 13th All remaining inventory up to 70 % off final year end clearance special selected merchandise Gimli fish 1604 st. Maryus re. 256 3474 625 Pembina Hwy. 477 6831 596 Dufferin ave. 589 3474 fresh Salmon fresh mussels fresh Pickerel 2006 05 7702 january 13, 2009 if this matches your press card number Call 697 7580 to claim your $ 50 gift certificate to grapes prize must be claimed within 5 Days of publication. 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My. editorial newsroom 697 7301 to place a news tip 697 7292 sports desk 697 7285 business news 697 7264 Reader feedback 697 7355 City desk City. Desk free press. My. letters to the editor letters free press. My. publisher Bob Cox 697 7547 directors editor Margo Goodhand 697 7234 privacy policy and questions Winnipeg repress. Com. Info policy inside Canada Post sales agreement no. 0563595 recycled newsprint is used in the production of the newspaper. Please Recycle. Established in 1955 689 Osborne Street 453 1037 not exactly As illustrated. All sales final. Stewart Weitzman or. Seymour Amalfi Florsheim Rockport Van Eli contour Blondo Maxine Ros Hommerson la can Dianne up to 75 % off allow menus fashion & Winter boots hurry in for Best selection selection january clearance Sale menus Winter boots up to 50 % off menus a omens shoes up to 50 % off t his will come As a major Shock to female readers but persons of my gender do not spend a great Deal of time fretting about How they smell. Theress a Good reason for this we already know exactly How we smell. We smell terrible and the Best part of it is that because we Are men we dont really care that we smell like the inside of an old hockey bag. In fact the truth is were kind of proud of it. Heres a Little test put Down this column for a minute and give yourself a real Good sniff. Go ahead ill wait. Of did your gag reflex just go into overdrive Are your eyes watering As if Yourd just walked into a meat rendering Plant if you answered yes to either of those questions you Are probably a typical Guy. But it a snot always this Way. No sir when we were kids it was much worse. Ism confident i speak for most Guys when i say that As kids our sweaty bodily Aromas were so toxic that the horrific smell particles we emitted were easily visible to the naked Eye. In fact girls generally would not come within three football Fields of me and my friends it was almost enough to make us think there was something unpleasant about smelling like a sweat sock buried under a Chicken Coop on a hot Day. If you can imagine. But then around the age of 12, a terrible thing happens to most Guys the portion of your brain that was previously devoted to remembering the importance of pitching left handed against right handed batters now suddenly tries to convince you there Are worse things than having an actual girl sitting beside you on the school bus. This is when most Guys make a critical discovery they really should take a Bath once in awhile. A a a. Ism kidding. The real thing Guys learn at this age is that if they want to be irresistible to the opposite sex they need to Wear Cologne. Lots and lots of Cologne. Seriously my buddies and i would shamelessly slather our pimply Little bodies with Gallons of something called Musk Oil to the Point that when we strutted around we were cloaked in an impenetrable fog of Ultra sexy Musk molecules which would have the sort of Impact on unsuspecting women you would expect to get if you sprayed Bear repellent directly into their eyes. The Point is that smelling like Musk Muskox or Muskrat is not the Best thing a Guy can do if his goal is to make himself More attractive to persons of the opposite sex. Fortunately i have excellent breaking news for modern men who Are desperately seeking the latest thing in Manly fragrances it is finally possible to smell like a cheeseburger unless you have been in a medically induced coma you Are probably aware that Burger King has just launched a limited edition menus body Spray called flame which is described As the scent of seduction with a hint of flame broiled meat. The fast food giant is marketing the Beefy love potion for $ 3.99 at a new York City cosmetics Chain and through a website featuring a photo of the Burger King character reclining fireside and naked except for a strategically placed fur Rug. Wow meat scented Cologne is that a giant step for Mankind or what a a a of actually its pretty stupid for several key reasons including 1 men already smell like cheeseburgers. 2 if you smell like a cheeseburger the Only thing you Are going to attract is a other men and b every single dog in your neighbourhood. 3 it is very hard to explain to your kids Why your nickname is the whopper but the Good news does not Stop there. There is yet another new fragrance on the Market that makes it possible for men to smell exactly like Why not the inside of a sweaty locker room. Called scent of Success its made by a British firm that manufactures a computer soccer game and is a Heady blend of grass sweat Boot leather and heat Spray. Lets think about this Issue for a minute Guys. If you want to attract women it probably makes More sense to dip your body in chocolate or to hang around in front of stores that sell really cute shoes. Ism just saying. And for women the concept of using a fragrance to attract the opposite sex makes even less sense. Listen to me women men do not care whether you smell like a florists shop or Paris in the Spring. Seriously theress Only one thing the average Guy is looking for in a woman a pulse female readers will think ism kidding Here but ism not. Trust me if you Are hoping to turn a Man on forget Chanel no. 5. Pretty much All you have to do to get a Man worked up is simply look in his general direction if you make actual Eye Contact he will become aroused to the Point that he will spontaneously burst into flames. So please be careful out there. I mean sure it May seem hip to smell like a fresh grilled Burger or a sweaty locker room but personally i think we should nip this dangerous trend in the Bud. Some things just make scents Doug. Speirs free press. My. make men Smellie it does not make scents in the Doug House Doug Speirs Mark feb. 21 Down on your Calendar if you need a new commode. Thatus the Day the province will give you an instant $ 50 rebate for buying an eligible water efficient dual flush toilet. Water stewardship minister Christine Melnick said monday the in store rebate will be Given to customers at participating hardware and plumbing fixture stores throughout the province. In Winnipeg the stores Are Crane plumbing dynasty bathrooms Home depot a Potts and Kitchen and Bath classics. The province is holding the one Day event to sell As Many As 1,500 new toilets to replace older water guzzling toilets installed in most Homes. The toilet Sale is part of a wider plan by the province to save about 80 million litres of water per year and help Manitoban save $ 2 million a year on water Bills. Last month the doer government raised the ire of local Independent plumbing retailers when it said Only Home depot would be approved for rebates to sell the Low flush toilets. The free press reported Independent stores were outraged the province was steering business away from them and toward the american based big Box hardware giant. The province changed its mind the next Day. We have worked with retailers to join in this new Effort and Are pleased with their widespread support to help preserve More clean water for future generations Melnick said in a statement. Those interested in the toilet rebate should Check with participating retailers on hours of operation and models available. Go to wow. Gov. My. seeing Green Index. Huml for More details. The program also expands Manitoba ass Power smart loan program to include High efficiency toilets As part of Home renovations. Homeowners who take advantage of the program also qualify for a rebate. The province May add a second weekend later in the year where another instant rebate program will be held so even More Low flush toilets can be sold. Dual flush toilets can use six litres or less per flush. Standard toilets use 40 per cent More water than Low flush toilets. Prices for Low flush toilets vary depending on style and Colour. A Matching $ 50 is available to customers who buy a Low flush toilet under the Federal governments eco Energy program. Bruce. Owen free press. My. dont let $ 50 go Down toilet by Bruce Owen 71% of Winnipeg adults read the Winnipeg free press. Joe Bryksa / Winnipeg free press a Potts owner Randy Mandelik shows a dual flush toilet. A 02_ Jan 13 09. Ind a2 1 / 12/ 09 11 45 54 pm ;