Winnipeg Free Press (Newspaper) - June 22, 2012, Winnipeg, Manitoba
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THE RURAL MUNICIPALITY OF RITCHOT
UNDER THE PLANNING ACT
NOTICE OF HEARING
BY LAW 8- 2012
On the date and at the time and location shown below, a PUBLIC HEARING will
be held to receive representations from any persons who wish to make them in
respect to the following matter:
The Rural Municipality of Ritchot By- Law 8- 2012, being an amendment to the
Rural Municipality of Ritchot Zoning By- Law No 18- 2002, as amended.
Hearing Location: Council chambers of the Rural Municipality of Ritchot
352 Main Street, St. Adolphe, Manitoba
Date and Time: July 3rd, 2012 at 9: 00 a. m.
General Intent of By- Law 8- 2012:
a) To insert the new “ RRS” Rural Residential Serviced Zone for rural
residential development.
b) To delete and replace Table6- 1: Residential Use Table.
c) To rezone an area from “ RR” Rural Residential Zone to “ RRS” Rural
Residential Serviced Zone ( as shown by a heavy dotted line on the
attached map as per Schedule “ A”).
d) To delete and replace Table 6- 2: Residential Bulk Table.
Area affected generally described as: Ile des Chenes West as shown on the
Schedule “ A” map.
SCHEDULE “ A”
BY LAW 2- 2012
• For information contact Paulette Giesbrecht, R. M. of Ritchot, 352 Main
Street, St. Adolphe, MB R5A 1B9, phone number 883- 2293, email
pgiesbrecht@ ritchot. com
• A copy of the above proposal and supporting material may be inspected at
the location named above during normal office hours, Monday to Friday, from
8: 30 a. m. to 4: 30 p. m. Copies may be made and extracts taken therefrom,
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June 22, 2007: A tornado touches
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only tornado of that intensity ever
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I T was the middle of the night and
my wife and I were snoring away
contentedly, dreaming peaceful
dreams.
Then, suddenly and without warning,
in the pitch- black darkness of our
bedroom, a horrifying sound shattered
the calm.
It sounded just like this: “ URRGMMPH!
URRGMMPH!”
If you don’t recognize that eerie
sound, I’m going to assume you don’t
own a pet, or, if you do, it is probably
a goldfish, which I hear make excellent
companions despite the fact they
aren’t much fun to pet and don’t come
when you call them.
If you are a dog owner, however, you
recognized that noise in a heartbeat
and it sent chills up and down your
spine.
It’s the sound a dog makes in the
seconds before its queasy digestive
system launches into reverse thruster
mode.
When you hear this noise, you
literally have seconds to tuck the offending
canine under your arm like a
football and sprint for the back door
to get it outside before the nauseated
hound erupts like Mount
St. Helens, only in a more
disgusting manner.
It is not easy to do this
when you are lying in bed
in the middle of the night.
In our case, the sound
was coming from Mr. X, a
furry little dog we inherited
about three months
ago. For the record, Mr.
X is slightly larger than a
loaf of bread and looks like
what you would get if you
crossed a small experimental
sheep with a throw
pillow.
Mr. X is not his real
name. I just call him that
because my wife and
daughter are crazy about him and
don’t want his feelings hurt by having
his real name appear in a highly questionable
column such as this.
The important thing is, along with
our wiener dog, Mr. X frequently
sleeps in the middle of our bed, where,
in my opinion, he has become a ticking
time bomb.
The problem is he has a finicky
gastrointestinal system and, according
to my wife, I let him eat a lot of stuff
he shouldn’t, although a steady diet of
taco chips and Cheetos has never done
me any harm.
Getting back to our story, we were
lying in bed earlier this week when,
suddenly, Mr. X’s digestive system
went into hyperdrive.
Immediately, my wife and I went
into Red Alert Mode. Or at least I did,
whereas my wife continued to snore.
“ QUICK!” I shrieked in blind panic.
“ THE DOG IS GOING TO THROW
UP!”
The real question, of course, is
which of the two dogs in your bed is
about to lose its lunch, and how, in the
complete and utter darkness, do you locate
it, scoop it up, and carry it outside
when you are in a confused, sleepdeprived
state?
Relying on my cat- like reflexes,
I pounced out of bed, flicked on the
lights in our room, grabbed Mr. X and
... ( dramatic pause) ... as you have no
doubt already deduced, we did not
make it in time.
I will point out here we had taken
Mr. X outside before hitting the sack,
but Rule No. 2 in the Dog
Handbook states: “ NEVER
throw up outside if there is
even the slightest chance
you can do it in the middle
of your owner’s bed!”
You are probably wondering
what Rule No. 1 is. That
rule states: “ If you have
to do your business inside,
never do it on the hardwood
floors or bathroom tiles if
there’s expensive carpeting
in your owner’s den!”
Lately, Mr. X, who has
been a bit under the weather,
has been following that
rule to the letter. In fact,
this morning, after my wife
went to work, I walked into
the den with a cup of coffee and there,
on the carpet in front of our big- screen
TV, was a small gift he’d apparently
left behind during the wee hours.
Armed with the appropriate arsenal
of household cleaning supplies, I attacked
the mess ( Handy Tip: Baby
wipes are not just for babies anymore),
popped it in an old Safeway bag, then
carefully carried it outside to the
garbage.
During this process, which took a
couple of minutes, Mr. X had been
snoozing in our bed, but when I
returned to the house, I discovered
the ticking time bomb had got up and
( Why not?) raced back into the den to
make another deposit, so to speak.
As a caring husband, I have decided
to leave THAT for my wife to deal
with, because I know it brings her
great joy. I can tell by the happy sound
she makes as she scrubs the carpet.
It sounds just like this: “ URRGMMPH!”
doug. speirs@ freepress. mb. ca
In the
Doug
House
Doug Speirs
No time to panic
when pooch erupts
in your bedroom
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LAMBERT ( née CHAPELLAZ),
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ZITZERMAN , Harry.
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In the event of a discrepancy
between this list and the
official winning numbers, the
latter shall prevail.
PICK 3
Winning number Thursday
day was 651.
EXTRA
Winning number Thursday
for the main prize of
$ 250,000 was 5327861.
PAYDAY
Winning numbers Thursday
for the $ 1,000 A Week For
Life, $ 50,000, $ 20,000 and
$ 1,000 prize categories were
45, 57, 65, 67. There are subsidiary
prizes for matching
two or three of the winning
numbers.
LOTTO 6/ 49
Winning numbers Wednesday
were: 1, 6, 10, 26, 31, 38.
Bonus number was 11. The
jackpot of $ 16,260,040.50
was not won. 3 winners in the
5 out of 6 + bonus number
category win $ 99,745 each.
136 winners in the 5 out of
6 category win $ 1,817.60
each. 7,945 winners in the
4 out of 6 category win $ 59
each. 143,368 winners in the
3 out of 6 category win $ 10
each. 112,639 winners in the
2 out of 6 + bonus number
category win $ 5 each. Saturday’s
jackpot is estimated at
$ 21,000,000.
WESTERN 6/ 49
Winning numbers Wednesday
were: 1, 8, 13, 29, 43,
49. Bonus number was 11.
The jackpot of $ 1,000,000
was not won. 1 winner in the
5 out of 6 + bonus number
category wins $ 50,000. 15
winners in the 5 out of 6
category win $ 500 each.
887 winners in the 4 out of
6 category win $ 50 each.
16,656 winners in the 3 out
of 6 category win $ 10 each.
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Mr. X only looks harmless.
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