Winnipeg Free Press (Newspaper) - July 21, 2013, Winnipeg, Manitoba
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Concerts
Rory Allen Gospel Matinee: Tribute to the King
McPhillips Station Casino, 3 p. m., $ 25 and $ 30 at Ticketmaster.
Theatre
Winnipeg Fringe Festival
Annual theatre fest, various venues, to July 28, www. winnipegfringe.
com, 204- 956- 1340.
Best of Friends Reunion
Celebrations Dinner Theatre, Canad Inns Fort Garry, to Aug. 10,
5 p. m.; $ 30.95 to $ 69.95 at 204- 982- 8282.
Out & About
Jazz in the Leo Mol Sculpture Garden
Assiniboine Park, Dave Lawton, 3 p. m.
Sunday Night Smooth Jazz at the Lyric
Assiniboine Park, Nick Colionne, 7 p. m.
West End BIZ Mural Walking Tours
To Aug. 30, 10 a. m.- 7 p. m. To book, call 204- 954- 7900, $ 2 and
$ 5.
Saint Boniface Walking Tours
Old Saint Boniface City Hall, 219 Provencher Blvd., to Aug. 31,
10: 30 a. m. and 1: 30 p. m., 204- 233- 8343.
Exchange District Historic Walking Tours
Various venues, until Aug. 31. Call 204- 942- 6716 to reserve.
Morris Stampede
To July 21, Stampede grounds. Day pass $ 22.
Nightclubs
The Cavern ( 112 Osborne St., downstairs): Dustbusters
King's Head Pub & Eatery ( 120 King St.): All The Kings Men
Pyramid Cabaret ( 176 Fort St.): Apathy & Celph Titled, Pesh &
Halfstar. Foreign Objektz, Tri- Polar
Tavern United MTS Centre ( 260 Hargrave St.): Julien Desaulniers
Tavern United Transcona ( 826 Regent Ave.): Nenah Barkley
Times Change( d) High & Lonesome Club ( Main St. & St. Mary
Ave.): Jam hosted by Big Dave McLean
MISS
LONELYHEARTS
MAUREEN
SCURFIELD
lovecoach@ hotmail. com
WIRED DAVID BELL
db@ thedavidbell. com
TheDavidBell. com
David Bell (@ thedavidbell) is a young entrepreneur in Winnipeg. He specializes in emerging technology and online aspects of
business, including web and social- media consulting. Access his company online at iBXMediaGroup. ca. He is an active member
of the YouTube community ( http:// www. TheDavidBell. com), with more than two million views and 5,000 subscribers. He was
also a Dragons' Den contestant. Email: db@ thedavidbell. com
DEAR MISS LONELYHEARTS: My girlfriend gets
the hiccups when we have intercourse. It's the upand-
down movement. At first I thought it was cute
and funny, but now I find it annoying to have her
hiccuping over my shoulder. How can we get this
fixed? I am losing interest in this relationship. -
Not Laughing Anymore, Downtown
Dear Not Laughing: Talk to her about it. There's
a good chance she's nervous about the sexual
feelings, pain she's anticipating and doesn't tell
you about, or a feeling of being uncomfortable in
this relationship - a psychological thing. Feeling
nervous can make you gulp air and burp or get the
hiccups. She should also see her doctor about it. If
anyone out there has had this happen, please write
in and share your experience and any possible
home remedies.
Dear Miss Lonelyhearts: When things start to
go wrong in a relationship, I have a tendency to
say nothing and " hand the guy the shovel," just to
see how far he will dig himself into the hole and
possibly bury himself. My best friend says I should
give a guy chances by helping him correct his
bad behaviour when he annoys me, but I disagree.
What do you think? - Been Fooled Before, Winnipeg
Dear Fooled: It's best to see what a person is
really like before you get too emotionally involved
to believe what you see and hear. Let them work
that shovel and show the truth of who they are. If
you think that something they are doing is not too
big a deal and you'd really like to keep seeing that
new person, then tell them what's wrong and what
adjustments you are asking for. That gives them a
chance. If you see evidence of a deal- breaker like
dishonesty, cruelty, game- playing, addiction, or
creepy behaviour in the past, let them keep shovelling
so you can beat a hasty exit and know it was
the right decision.
Dear Miss Lonelyhearts: I thought I saw my
girlfriend hiding some cocaine in the back of her
drawer. When she left the room, I checked and it
was white powder. I tasted it. Not face powder;
definitely coke. She doesn't know that I know, and
I don't want to be involved with someone who has a
habit she has to hide from me. Should I just dump
her on some other pretence or tell her what I found
and have the big crying scene and the fake promises
you get from girls who are in love with coke?
- Been There, Done That, Tuxedo
Dear Been There: Why are you asking? You
already know you don't want the scene with her.
You don't have to lie. Just tell her you saw her hide
the cocaine and you looked and tasted it, and it
was coke, and that you're out - no second chances.
Then get out before the crying scene begins.
That way, you are being honest and haven't made
up some big blarney story. She gets some consequences
for her action - losing you over her drugs
- and it may help her in the next relationship.
Questions or comments? Please email lovecoach@
hotmail. com or send letters c/ o Miss Lonelyhearts,
1355 Mountain Ave. Winnipeg, R2X 3B6
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ENTERTAINMENT A15 SUNDAY, JULY 21, 2013
Talk to
( hic!)
your
girlfriend
The Tile app
Tile is one of the coolest new tech
innovations I have seen in the past few
years. Tile is an iOS app, paired with
a physical hardware component, that
lets you find and track things. How
many times have you lost your keys,
misplaced your phone or lost your
wallet? Tiles are small, Bluetooth,
low- energy devices that track your
belongings. A Tile has an adhesive
side, which allows you to stick it to
virtually anything. Then the location
of the Tile pops up on the iOS app. If
you have lost an item in your house,
the Tile will beep when activated from
the app so you can go and find the misplaced
belonging. For each account,
you are allowed to track up to 10 Tiles.
A really cool part of this whole thing
is that if you lose a belonging, you can
log in to the Tile app from another
person's phone and try and locate it.
If it's out of your 150- foot range, the
way it locates the belonging is that
other phones using Tiles receive a " cry
for help," and if they are around your
missing item, they will anonymously
send the location of it to your account.
Brilliant. The idea is incredibly fascinating,
and the coolest part about this
whole thing is that the people behind
Tile used a Kick- Starter, a crowd- funding
method, for financing.
Tile set out to raise $ 20,000, and to
date, it has raised just over $ 1.7 million.
This is one of the next big things,
and Tile makes it easy to never lose
your keys ever again.
Apple in your car
Apple is diving into a new market: your car.
Apple has recently acquired a patent that would
eliminate all manual controls in your car and put
them into a digital dashboard. This isn't a whimsical
decision by Apple; the patent was filed in 2011.
In the new mobile operating system iOS7, there are
many rumoured features that would work nicely
in your car. These features revolve heavily around
connecting your phone to your car and having a
digitally enhanced dashboard. This may sound
simple, but I feel that the Apple car technology
will basically be a really customized iPad lodged
in the dashboard. The name " iOS in the Car" has
been used by tech bloggers, and it's expected to be
available some time in 2014. I believe this system
will rely heavily on Siri, and if that is true, Apple
has some work to do on improving that. The experiences
I have had with Siri have not been the best.
In 2014, if you were picking between two cars
and one had an Apple touch- screen display and the
other didn't, would that be a huge factor in your
buying decision? Tweet me @ thedavidbell.
Android growing
In the early days of
the iPhone vs. Android
battle, the Apple fanboys
would say, " Yeah, well
we have more apps!" As
of late, Apple fanboys
can no longer say that.
Google CEO Larry Page
announced the mobile
store for Android, Google
Play, recently had its
50- billionth app downloaded.
On May 17, Apple
announced it had its
50- billionth app downloaded.
The two stores
are basically neck and
neck, with Apple having
a slight upper hand.
Android has grown so
quickly lately, and I don't
see it stopping any time
soon. I really do like Android,
but I think at the
end of the day, I do prefer
Apple. What are you
using? An iPhone or some
Android device? Send me
an email letting me know
why you chose what you
did - db@ thedavidbell.
com
Surface failed
I've been covering the
slow decline of Microsoft's
tablet The Surface
over the past few weeks
and sharing my opinion
that it was going to fail
quite soon. I believed
the reason it was going
to fail was because of
its insanely high price
point. Last week, Microsoft
started blowing out
the devices at 30 per
cent off in hopes of getting
some inventory off
its hands. It didn't seem
to work. It's now been
officially announced
the Microsoft Surface
is landfill material. The
company has decided to
write off $ 900 million
worth of inventory adjustments.
The Surface
was a pretty fascinating
concept, but due to a
poor distribution concept
and a ridiculously
high price point, it was
destined to fail since
Day 1.
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