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A 2 FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 14, 2014 winnipegfreepress. com
I T'S Valentine's Day, and there is
definitely something special in the
air.
It's either the magical power of
true love or - and I'm pretty sure
it's this second thing - the enticing
aroma of sizzling bacon.
I say this because I have just returned
from visiting some of this nation's
top love gurus, by which I mean
the kids in Yury
Kruk's Grade 5
class and Derek
Paul's grades
4 and 5 class
at Hampstead
School in East
Kildonan.
I spent a
morning with
these pint- sized
love doctors as
part of I Love
to Read Month.
In return, they
presented me
with the sort of
thoughtful gift
that can reduce
a grown newspaper columnist to tears
- two pounds of gourmet bacon.
Along with delicious salty strips of
cured pork, the kids also agreed to
squat on the floor and, wielding No. 2
pencils, scribble out their secrets for
becoming irresistible to the opposite
sex, recipes for love that, not surprisingly,
frequently included bacon
as a key ingredient. Here are their
unedited responses:
Secret No. 1 - " If you are single
and feel lonely, you should try to go
on a dating website or, if that does
not work, try to cook bacon and rub
it all over you and cook more, put it
on a plate, go outside and they will all
come for you, but if they don't like
bacon you can try to talk to him or
her and if you are a boy ask her out!"
- Alysse, 10, Grade 5
Secret No. 2 - " Listen to them
talk, even if you are not really interested
in what they are talking about.
And agree a lot. Girls seem to like
when you say sorry." - Anderson, 11
Secret No. 3 - " If your lonly and
you don't have any one read this tip
... Ask them out, in a few years ask
them to merry you and if you want
them to be with you for ever make
them a nice breakfest every day help
her with housework and all that nice
things and then they would never live
you!" - Amiliya, 10
Secret No. 4 - "( Eleven tips in
total) 1. Ask the girl out for dinner...
5. Buy her pickles 6. Buy her bacon
7. Buy her a necklace... 10. Don't
wear calone 11. Use bacon smell." -
David, 10, Grade 5
Secret No. 5 - "( Seven steps) Step
1: Comb and brush your hair - it
would make you look beautiful; Step
2: Put on fashionable clothes - it
would make you look rich ... Step 4:
Put on lipstick - the guy will get
ready to be kissed... Step 6: Put on
fashionable glasses - It will make
the guy in love; Step 7 - Go outside
and find your LOVE!" - Chistan, 10,
Grade 5
Secret No. 6 - " Give the girl
flowers. Give them a hog. Give them
a story. Danse. Give them a red rose.
Sing a song. Say funny stuff. Be
classy. Buy something good. Give
them meat. Give them bacon." -
Rhengo, 10
Secret No. 7 - ( Thirteen tips) 1.
Treat her with kintness. 2. Listen to
her when she talks. 3. Give her flawers...
12. Look strong. 13. Give her
bacon." - Billy
Secret No. 7 - " Buy them gifts/
bacon. Make them a poem. Make a
love letter. Ask them out. If that does
not work, just go on a dateing website
or get bacon calone." - Keanna, 10
Secret No. 8 - " Find a girl, be a
friend for seven or five months. Once
you be a best friend to the girl, make
an accident and then save her. Once
she hugs you, tell her your feelings.
Then for Valentine's give her flowers.
Use this, kids, please, it works." -
Kirubel, 10, Grade 5
Secret No. 9 - " How to get a guy to
fall in love with you. ( Four steps) 1st
step - Act pretty and pretend you
don't notice him. Sooner or later he
will talk to you. 2nd step - Anything
that's a joke, laugh, even if it's a horrible
joke. 3rd step - If he asks you
out, you always say yes and if it is the
worst place to go, you still say yes.
4th step - If this becomes a normal
thing when you go out a lot, it's time
to take a step further. Start to dress
up very attractive and put some
makeup on." - Rydanna, 10, Grade 5
Secret No. 10 - " Dress in front
of a girl is shirtless and give them
twelve stacks of stake." - Logan, 10,
Grade 5
Secret No. 11 - " Wash my car. I
love a clean car more than flowers."
- Teacher- librarian Liz Loewen
Secret No. 12 - " Always be their
for her. Ask her to marry you. Where
a tuxedo." - Nathan, 10, Grade 5
Secret No. 13 - " Write a poem to
her ... and be nice and swag!" - Melody,
9, Grade 4
Secret No. 14 - " Wear perfume,
but not too much. Make them bacon
and bacon sandwiches." - Sabrina, 9,
Grade 4
Secret No. 15 - "( Five steps) Step
1. Show her your cute dog or a baby
sister or a baby brother. Step 2. Make
her laugh. Step 3. Say she has a great
smile. Step 4. Tell her she has great
hair. Step 5. Then you make your
move and kiss her. And this works."
- Tyler, 10
Anyway, the Hampstead School
kids had lots more romance tips, but
hopefully these will get your heart
pounding today. I know mine is. Of
course, that might just be the bacon
grease.
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Buy flowers, slather yourself in bacon
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Deadly pig virus here?
THE first case of a virus that can
wipe out a barn's weanling pigs within
a week is suspected in Manitoba.
The Chief Veterinary Office of
Manitoba is expected to confirm this
morning porcine epidemic diarrhea
virus ( PEDv) has been discovered on
a Manitoba farm.
The location of the farm was not
revealed Thursday.
The virus is not a threat to humans.
Adult pigs recover from the
virus. However, PEDv has the potential
to obliterate the piglet population
and cost the industry tens of millions
of dollars.
Steps are being taken to contain
the virus. The farm in question has
been sealed off and pigs on neighbouring
farms are being inspected
by veterinarians, said the Manitoba
Pork Council.
PEDv was initially found in the
United States. It surfaced in Ontario
last month.
PEDv is spread in feces. The suspicion
is a trailer that had been out of
province may have carried the virus
into Manitoba.
A piglet can die within six days
and the virus is highly contagious to
others in a litter.
The pork council cautions producers
to make sure any trucks or
trailers that come onto their yards be
properly washed and disinfected.
Court won't hear Katz case
THE Supreme Court of Canada
won't hear an appeal in the case of
a Winnipeg man who alleges the
mayor violated provincial conflict- ofinterest
laws.
Mayor Sam Katz came under fire
for hosting a $ 3,000 Christmas party
in December 2010 for city councillors
and staff at an Asian restaurant
he owned.
Joe Chan, owner of another
restaurant, asked the courts to find
Katz had broken the law and used his
influence to have public money spent
at his establishment.
A lower court ruled Katz did not
book the event at his establishment
and found no evidence he pressured
city staff to do so.
The Manitoba Court of Appeal
upheld that finding, as well as a ruling
that ordered Chan to pay Katz
$ 10,000 in legal costs.
As usual, the Supreme Court gave
no reasons for refusing to hear the
case.
Fined for smoke shop
FOUR aboriginal men have been
fined $ 190,000 for running a smoke
shop that sold cut- rate cigarettes in
Manitoba.
Provincial court Judge Shauna
Hewitt- Michta sentenced the group
Wednesday in Brandon.
Dakota Plains First Nation Chief
Orville Smoke told the judge the
intent of the Dakota Chundee Smoke
Shop was to provide revenue for his
impoverished people.
He said it was also intended to
draw attention to the need for better
living conditions on area reserves.
The judge accepted the smoke shop
wasn't run out of greed and noted
some of the proceeds were used on
the reserves.
However, she ruled the men deliberately
created and persisted in an
enterprise they knew was illegal.
Smoke, along with Frank Brown,
former chief of the Canupawakpa
Dakota Nation, and Charles and
Garth Blacksmith, faced several offences
under both the Tax Administration
and Miscellaneous Taxes Act
and the Tobacco Tax Act.
- staff
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