Winnipeg Free Press (Newspaper) - February 16, 2014, Winnipeg, Manitoba
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RISING
from the ruins
" You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows,"
but these days, a guide through the seemingly endless flurry of pop culture
offerings is just what we need. With that in mind, here is what's on
the radar in TV, music and film for the coming week.
Pompeii star Kit Harrington's career ready to erupt
A11 SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 16, 2014 ENTERTAINMENT
Compiled by CHRIS LACKNER / twitter. com/ PopForecast
MOVIES
BIG RELEASE: Pompeii ( Friday)
BIG PICTURE: Pompeii is like Gladiator meets Volcano meets Titanic. Joe Versus
the Volcano . Kit Harrington ( Game of Thrones ) stars as slave- turned- gladiator
Milo, who pines for noblewomen Cassia ( Emily Browning). Poor Kit! In Thrones
he is banished to an icy, woman- less wall at the edge of the world. In Pompeii ,
he's banished to a violent, woman- less gladiator ring next to a deadly volcano.
( Quick, somebody get this guy a sitcom). You thought Romeo and Juliet had it
bad what with the family feud, the stabbings and the poisonings? Try having an
entire volcano rain down on your forbidden love parade. The cast includes Kiefer
Sutherland as a corrupt senator ( and Cassia's would- be husband through forced
marriage), but not even Jack Bauer- style antics would be enough to save this
doomed city. You can't torture a volcano. ( But maybe Pompeii had it coming. The
film's tagline describes Pompeii as " a place of corruption, temptation and a battle
for survival." I guarantee seconds after Toronto Mayor Rob Ford first saw the
trailer, he headed to his garage to begin building a time machine. " Pompeii, eh?
Never heard of it. Sounds like a great place to be mayor. What could go wrong?")
FORECAST: Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Now is your chance to watch a city
demolished by a volcano in spectacular 3D. Pompeii might be ruins, but Harrington's
career is on the rise. This might be the curly- locked Englishman's ticket
to big- time action hero status. Fingers crossed. Anything to keep the has- been
action stars of the 1980s from making an endless parade of The Expendables
sequels. We need fresh blood.
HONOURABLE MENTION: 3 Days to Kill . An unshaven, grizzled Kevin Costner
plays Ethan, a dying secret agent who speaks like the Marlboro man and says
things to his beautiful, young female handler ( Amber Heard) such as " I don't want
to spend the rest of my life killing for you!" Hailee Steinfeld ( True Grit ) plays his
estranged daughter. Of course, just when he thought he was out, they pull him
back in. Even worse, his new mission overlaps with rare father- daughter bonding
time. As one might expect from a McG- directed action extravaganza, many explosions,
car chases, one- liners, fisticuffs and assassinations ensue. ( Speaking of
time travel earlier... Kevin Costner as an action hero? Quick, someone take a copy
of this film back in time and release it in the 1990s.)
TV
BIG EVENTS ON FEB. 23: About a Boy
( Global, NBC, 9 p. m.), Growing Up Fisher
( Global, NBC, 9: 30 p. m.)
BIG PICTURE: Two new series get special,
early premieres on the last day of the Sochi
Winter Olympics. In the first, Nick Hornby's
popular book gets a new adaptation - this
time, thankfully, without Hugh Grant's wavy
mop and " oh shucks, I accidentally picked up
a prostitute" grin. Remember how cute it was
to watch an unemployed, rich, self- centered
songwriter named Will learn the meaning of
life through a quirky 11- year- old boy named
Marcus over the course of two hours? Now
you get to watch it for potentially multiple
seasons. Yay! Minnie Driver brings acting
chops to the table as Fiona, the needy, single
mother who moves in next door with her
son. Will's ( David Walton) carefree, aimless bachelorhood is, of course, quickly challenged. When Marcus ( Benjamin
Stockham) begins dropping by unsolicited, Will realizes pretending to have a son is a real turn- on for the ladies. A
deal is struck, and life lessons ensue. ( Maybe this is what George Clooney needs to finally settle down. Does anyone
know any quirky single moms and charming, oddball sons who feel like relocating next door to his Italian villa?)
Meanwhile, the gifted J. K. Simmons ( Juno , Spider- Man ) gets his own sitcom, playing Mel Fisher, a blind, divorced
and highly eccentric father. Mel might be blind but that won't stop him from doing things like sawing down a tree or
teaching his son Henry to play football. Joyce ( Jenna Elfman, Dharma & Greg ) plays Mel's immature ex- wife. She
is essentially the mother character from Freaky Friday , if her teenage daughter remained trapped inside her forever.
Jason Bateman ( Arrested Development ) provides voiceover as an adult Henry. ( Both series move to their regular NBC
timeslots on Feb. 25. Global will begin airing them the week of March 10; About a Boy will air Wednesdays and Growing
Up Fisher will air Thursdays).
FORECAST: Growing Up Fisher also stars a seeing eye dog named Elvis, giving it four- legs up in a head- to- head
competition.
HONOURABLE MENTION: The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon ( Monday, NBC, 10: 35 p. m.). New and improved,
and now with an 80 per cent less chance of making you wish you were watching paint dry instead. Farewell Leno, and
long live the new late night king.
MUSIC
BIG RELEASE TUESDAY: NO ( El Prado )
BIG PICTURE: Canada's Arts & Crafts label has found another gem, releasing the
debut album of NO, an L. A.- based six- piece that sounds like a less depressing
version of indie band The National, only with more kindling on their emotional
fire. Bradley Hanan Carter's dark, brooding vocals straddle the fine line between
magical and melancholy, desire and desperation. From the pounding, percussiondriven
anthem North Star to the layered guitars and haunting chorus of Leave the
Door Wide Open , the group offers a diverse, emotionally raw debut.
FORECAST: NO could be one of indie rock's breakthrough artists of 2014. More
importantly, maybe they'll finally change the trend of indie band names that seem
formed by putting together two random nouns ( Vampire Weekend, Arcade Fire). I,
for one, hope the one- syllable naming trend continues: YES, ME, YOU, SO, I, DO.
So many future bands that will be easy to remember.
HONOURABLE MENTION: Lost in the Trees ( Past Life ). Lost in the Trees prove
they are anything but. The North Carolina group's orchestral folk- pop will probably
never earn Grammy love, but their esoteric musical journey is a thing of
beauty. Classically- trained composer and front man, Ari Picker, is reminiscent of
Sufjan Stevens.
Pompeii
About a Boy
Growing Up
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