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COLUMNISTS Dan Lett A 4 Murray McNeill B 5 Shamona Harnett D 1 In the event of any discrepancy between this list and the official winning numbers, the latter shall prevail. PICK 3 Winning number Sunday was 614. EXTRA Winning number Sunday for the main prize of $ 250,000 was 4420851. LOTTO 6/ 49 Winning numbers Saturday for an estimated jackpot of $ 5,000,000 were 2, 8, 9, 11, 21 and 39. The bonus number was 37. The guaranteed prize- draw number ( exact match only) was 59544685- 01. WESTERN 6/ 49 Winning numbers Saturday were 16, 19, 23, 32, 33 and 34. Bonus number was 1. CANADA POST SALES AGREEMENT NO. 0563595 Recycled newsprint is used in the production of the newspaper. Please recycle. LOTTERIES INSIDE I DO not wish to unduly alarm anyone, but I recently survived a major household crisis. As so often happens with guys of my particular gender, this crisis involved underpants. I was attempting to get dressed all by myself the other morning when I glanced in my drawer and discovered - you might want to sit down before reading this next bit - I was completely out of clean underwear. You will be impressed to hear I did not panic, because I have been trained how to deal with stressful situations of this nature. " HONEY!" I will normally shout, " I CAN'T FIND ANY CLEAN UNDERWEAR!" Then I will attempt to remain calm until my wife arrives with a laundry basket loaded with warm, dry Jockey shorts, which will enable me to begin an action- packed day of professional journalism. In this case, however, I was completely alone in the house, other than our two dogs, neither of whom, to the best of my knowledge, has been trained to fetch freshly laundered underthings. So I decided to do something I have not done in a long time, namely to march down to the basement and confront the new washer and dryer in our laundry room. When I say " new" washer and dryer, I do not mean new in the sense that they just arrived from the store; I mean new in the sense that they are new to me, because I have never before found the need to come in direct contact with them. But the need for fresh underpants can make men do crazy things, so I thumped downstairs and marched into our laundry room, where, even though I have not had any formal training, I immediately began frowning at the washer and dryer. Even though I was visibly nervous, I found the strength to open the dryer door, reach in and extract a pair of underpants, which is when I made another terrifying discovery - THEY WERE STILL DAMP! If I know anything, I know this: I did not get to be a 58- year- old overweight newspaper columnist by parading around in damp underpants! So I realized, deep in my heart, I would need to put them back in the dryer and turn it on. This would not have been a problem with our previous dryer, a reliable old- timer of the sort that had clearly marked " on" and " off" buttons, and a handy dial you could use to set the amount of time you wanted it to operate. But our new dryer and washer are state- of- the- art, high- tech appliances designed to resemble a spaceship Dr. Who might use to zip through time and space and protect the universe from destruction, all the while bravely wearing fluffy, warm underpants. I spent several minutes bravely examining the array of controls and buttons on the new dryer in a sincere effort to determine what they were intended to do, but no matter how hard I frowned at this machine I was unable to figure out how to ( very bad word) turn it on. It is covered with dozens and dozens of buttons and flickering lights that control such vital dryer- related functions as " Child Lock," " Wrinkle Care," and " Damp Dry Beep," but randomly hammering them with a closed fist proved fruitless. At this point, clutching a lone pair of tragically moist underpants, I did the one thing any sane man would do - I called my wife at her office. " Hello, dear," I explained calmly over the phone, " I can't figure out how to turn the dryer on." You are going to be shocked to hear this, but my wife did not grasp the severity of this crisis. " Really?" she sniffed. " You're calling me at work because you can't turn the dryer on? Really?" I politely explained this was not a time for snide remarks, and after loudly rolling her eyeballs ( Yes, I could hear that over the phone), she launched into a detailed description of the complex steps required to turn the dryer to the appropriate setting and time required to safely dry a clammy pair of men's tighty whiteys. I would like to tell you I immediately went back downstairs with my soggy underpants and, armed with this new technical knowledge, took care of the task at hand, but I do not have the heart to tell such an outlandish lie. So I was defeated by the dryer, but like most guys, my DNA is encoded from birth with the innate ability to operate other life- saving electronic devices in emergency situations. The microwave oven is only one example. doug. speirs@ freepress. mb. ca In the Doug House Doug Speirs Soggy gitch no match for male brain STEVEN SENNE / THE ASSOCIATED PRESS FILES The look from inside a high- tech dryer. Chances are, Doug wouldn't even know how to turn the thing on. A_ 0 2_ Jan- 26- 15_ FP_ 01. indd A2 1/ 25/ 15 10: 04: 00 PM ;