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Winnipeg Free Press (Newspaper) - July 22, 2015, Winnipeg, Manitoba C M Y K PAGE C2 C 2 WINNIPEG FREE PRESS, WEDNESDAY, JULY 22, 2015 ENTERTAINMENT winnipegfreepress. com VALID JULY 17, 2015 - JULY 23, 2015 MAGIC MIKE XXL ( 14A) ( Sexual Content, Coarse Language) Fri- Sun 12: 00, 2: 40, 5: 20, 8: 05, 10: 50; Mon, Thur 1: 55, 4: 45, 7: 35, 10: 25; Tue 2: 40, 5: 20, 8: 05, 10: 50; Wed 4: 45, 7: 35, 10: 25 THE GALLOWS ( 14A) ( Violence, Frightening Scenes) Fri- Sun 12: 00, 2: 10, 4: 10, 6: 20, 8: 30, 10: 40; Mon- Wed 2: 10, 4: 10, 6: 20, 8: 30, 10: 40; Thur 1: 15, 3: 15, 5: 25, 10: 40 ANT- MAN: AN IMAX 3- D EXPERIENCE ( PG) ( Violence, Language May Offend) Fri- Sun 11: 30, 2: 20, 5: 10, 8: 00, 10: 50; Mon, Wed- Thur 1: 50, 4: 40, 7: 30, 10: 20; Tue 2: 20, 5: 10, 8: 00, 10: 50 AMY ( 14A) ( Coarse Language, Substance Abuse) Fri- Sat, Wed- Thur 1: 20, 4: 20, 7: 20, 10: 25; Sun 12: 55, 3: 55, 7: 45, 10: 45; Mon 1: 00, 4: 00, 7: 40, 10: 25; Tue 1: 20, 4: 20, 7: 20, 10: 35 PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR ( G) Sat 11: 00; Wed 12: 30 WWE BATTLEGROUND - 2015 ( STC) Sun 7: 00 JAWS ( PG) Mon 7: 00 ALL WORK ALL PLAY: THE PURSUIT OF ESPORTS GLORY LIVE ( STC) Tue 7: 30 PIXELS 3- D ( STC) Thur 7: 00, 9: 45 SOUTHPAW ( 14A) ( Coarse Language, Violence) Thur 7: 00, 10: 00 NIGHT ON THE TOWNS ( STC) Thur 7: 30 SILVERCITY ST. VITAL 110- 1225 ST. MARY'S RD. 204- 256- 3901 INSIDE OUT ( G) Fri 11: 35, 2: 05, 4: 40, 7: 25, 10: 00; Sat- Sun 11: 00, 11: 35, 2: 05, 4: 40, 7: 25, 10: 00; Mon, Thur 2: 05, 4: 40, 7: 10, 9: 40; Tue 2: 05, 4: 40, 7: 25, 10: 00; Wed 2: 05, 4: 40, 7: 10, 10: 05 MINIONS ( PG) ( Violence) Fri 11: 30, 12: 00, 1: 00, 2: 25, 3: 25, 4: 50, 5: 50, 8: 15, 10: 40; Sat- Sun 10: 45, 11: 15, 12: 00, 1: 00, 2: 25, 3: 25, 4: 50, 5: 50, 8: 15, 10: 40; Mon, Wed- Thur 1: 00, 2: 00, 3: 20, 4: 30, 5: 40, 8: 00, 10: 25; Tue 1: 00, 2: 25, 3: 25, 4: 50, 5: 50, 8: 15, 10: 40 MINIONS 3- D ( PG) ( Violence) Fri, Tue 12: 30, 2: 55, 5: 20, 7: 15, 7: 45, 10: 20; Sat- Sun 11: 00, 12: 30, 2: 55, 5: 20, 7: 15, 7: 45, 10: 20; Mon, Wed- Thur 2: 30, 5: 00, 7: 00, 7: 30, 9: 50 ANT- MAN ( PG) ( Language May Offend, Violence) Fri- Sun, Tue 7: 00; Mon, Wed- Thur 6: 40 ANT- MAN 3- D ( PG) ( Violence, Language May Offend) Fri- Sun, Tue 1: 20, 4: 10, 9: 50; Mon, Wed- Thur 1: 05, 3: 50, 9: 30 ANT- MAN 3- D ( PG) ( Violence, Language May Offend, Ultraavx) Fri- Sun 11: 30, 2: 20, 5: 10, 8: 00, 10: 50; Mon, Wed- Thur 1: 55, 4: 50, 7: 40, 10: 30; Tue 2: 20, 5: 10, 8: 00, 10: 50 JURASSIC WORLD ( PG) ( Violence, Frightening Scenes, Not Recommended For Young Children) Fri- Sun, Tue 7: 10; Mon, Wed- Thur 7: 05 JURASSIC WORLD 3- D ( PG) ( Violence, Not Recommended For Young Children, Frightening Scenes) Fri- Sun, Tue 1: 10, 4: 05, 10: 10; Mon, Wed- Thur 1: 10, 4: 05, 10: 00 GRANT PARK 8 CINEMAS 1120 GRANT AVE. 204- 453- 4084 SPY ( 14A) ( Violence, Crude Content, Coarse Language) Fri- Wed 1: 10, 4: 10, 7: 05, 9: 50; Thur 1: 10, 4: 10, 7: 05 JURASSIC WORLD ( PG) ( Violence, Frightening Scenes, Not Recommended For Young Children) Fri- Wed 12: 50, 3: 45, 6: 50; Thur 12: 50, 3: 45 JURASSIC WORLD 3- D ( PG) ( Violence, Not Recommended For Young Children, Frightening Scenes) Fri- Wed 9: 45 INSIDE OUT ( G) Fri- Thur 3: 35, 6: 45 INSIDE OUT 3- D ( G) Fri- Thur 1: 00, 9: 30 TERMINATOR GENISYS ( 14A) ( Brutal Violence, Gory Scenes, Language May Offend) Fri, Sun- Thur 12: 30, 3: 55, 7: 00, 10: 05; Sat 3: 55, 7: 00, 10: 05 MINIONS ( PG) ( Violence) NO PASSES Fri- Wed 12: 35, 3: 50, 6: 35; Thur 12: 35, 3: 50, 6: 35, 9: 35 MINIONS 3- D ( PG) ( Violence) NO PASSES Fri- Wed 9: 35 SELF/ LESS ( 14A) ( Language May Offend, Violence) Fri- Sun, Tue- Thur 7: 15, 10: 00 SHAKESPEARE'S GLOBE ON SCREEN: ANTONY & CLEOPATRA ( STC) Sat 11: 00 THE ROYAL OPERA HOUSE: LA BOHEME ( PG) ( Mature Theme, Not Recommended For Young Children) Mon 6: 30 ANT- MAN ( PG) ( Language May Offend, Violence) NO PASSES Fri- Thur 1: 05, 4: 05 ANT- MAN 3- D ( PG) ( Violence, Language May Offend, Extra Experience) NO PASSES Fri- Wed 12: 45, 3: 45, 6: 45, 9: 45; Thur 12: 45, 3: 45 ANT- MAN 3- D ( PG) ( Violence, Language May Offend) NO PASSES Thur 6: 45, 9: 45 TRAINWRECK ( 14A) ( Sexual Content, Excessive Substance Use, Excessive Alcohol Use) NO PASSES Fri- Thur 12: 25, 3: 40, 7: 05, 10: 10 PAPER TOWNS ( PG) ( Language May Offend, Not Recommended For Young Children) NO PASSES Thur 9: 30 PIXELS 3- D ( STC, Extra Experience) NO PASSES Thur 7: 00, 10: 00 CINEPLEX ODEON McGILLIVRAY & VIP CINEMAS 2190 MCGILLIVRAY BLVD. 204- 269- 9981 INSIDE OUT ( G) Fri- Thur 1: 00, 3: 50, 6: 30, 9: 05 MINIONS ( PG) ( Violence) Fri- Thur 1: 15, 4: 00, 7: 25, 9: 50 MINIONS 3- D ( PG) ( Violence) Fri- Thur 12: 15, 2: 35, 5: 00, 6: 40, 9: 00 ANT- MAN ( PG) ( Language May Offend, Violence) Fri- Thur 7: 00 ANT- MAN 3- D ( PG) ( Violence, Language May Offend, VIP 18+) Fri, Mon- Thur 3: 25, 6: 25, 9: 30; Sat- Sun 12: 30, 3: 25, 6: 25, 9: 30 ANT- MAN 3- D ( PG) ( Violence, Language May Offend) Fri- Thur 1: 30, 4: 15, 9: 55 JURASSIC WORLD ( PG) ( Violence, Frightening Scenes, Not Recommended For Young Children) Fri- Wed 6: 45; Thur 6: 45, 9: 40 JURASSIC WORLD ( PG) ( Violence, Frightening Scenes, Not Recommended For Young Children, VIP 18+) Fri- Thur 7: 50 JURASSIC WORLD 3- D ( PG) ( Violence, Not Recommended For Young Children, Frightening Scenes, VIP 18+) Fri, Mon- Thur 4: 45, 10: 40; Sat- Sun 1: 50, 4: 45, 10: 40 JURASSIC WORLD 3- D ( PG) ( Violence, Not Recommended For Young Children, Frightening Scenes) Fri- Wed 12: 45, 3: 45, 9: 40; Thur 12: 45, 3: 45 SELF/ LESS ( 14A) ( Language May Offend, Violence) Fri- Wed 2: 00, 7: 05; Thur 2: 00 TERMINATOR GENISYS ( 14A) ( Brutal Violence, Gory Scenes, Language May Offend) Fri- Sun 1: 45, 4: 35, 7: 40, 10: 35; Mon 1: 15, 4: 10, 7: 15, 10: 00; Tue 12: 45, 3: 45, 10: 35; Wed 1: 15, 4: 10, 7: 15, 9: 25; Thur 1: 00, 3: 55 SPY ( 14A) ( Violence, Crude Content, Coarse Language) Fri- Sun, Tue 10: 45; Mon, Wed 10: 05 TRAINWRECK ( 14A) ( Sexual Content, Excessive Substance UsE, Excessive Alcohol Use) Fri- Sun, Tue 1: 30, 4: 30, 7: 30, 10: 30; Mon, Wed 1: 30, 4: 25, 7: 25, 10: 20; Thur 4: 25, 7: 25, 10: 20; Star & Strollers Screening, Thur 1: 30 MAGIC MIKE XXL ( 14A) ( Sexual Content, Coarse Language) Fri- Sun, Tue 4: 45, 7: 35; Mon, Wed 4: 20; Thur 4: 20, 7: 20 THE GALLOWS ( 14A) ( Violence, Frightening Scenes) Fri- Sun, Tue 9: 45; Mon, Wed- Thur 10: 10 LES MINIONS ( PG) ( Violence) Fri- Sun 11: 45, 2: 10; Mon, Wed- Thur 1: 50; Tue 2: 10 PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR ( G) Sat 11: 00; Wed 12: 30 ALL WORK ALL PLAY: THE PURSUIT OF ESPORTS GLORY LIVE ( STC) Tue 7: 30 PAPER TOWNS ( PG) ( Language May Offend, Not Recommended For Young Children) Thur 10: 00 SOUTHPAW ( 14A) ( Coarse Language, Violence) Thur 7: 00, 9: 25 TOWNE CINEMA 8 301 NOTRE DAME AVE. ( 204)- 947- 2848 ANT- MAN 3- D ( PG) ( Violence, Language May Offend) Daily 6: 45, 9: 45 Sat- Sun Mat 12: 45 ANT- MAN ( PG) ( Violence, Language May Offend) Daily 3: 45 MINIONS 3- D ( PG) ( Violence) Daily 9: 20 Sat- Sun Mat 1: 00 MINIONS ( PG) ( Violence) Daily 3: 15, 7: 00 JURASSIC WORLD ( PG) ( Not Recommended For Young Children, Violence, Frightening Scenes) Daily 3: 40, 6: 55, 9: 45 Sat- Sun Mat 12: 50 TRAINWRECK ( 14A) ( Sexual Content, Coarse Language, Excessive Substance/ Alcohol Abuse) Daily 3: 20, 6: 40, 9: 40 Sat- Sun Mat 12: 30 TERMINATOR: GENISYS 3- D ( 14A) ( Brutal Violence, Gory Scenes, Language May Offend) Fri- Wed Eve 6: 30 Sat- Sun Mat 12: 25 TERMINATOR: GENISYS ( 14A) ( Brutal Violence, Gory Scenes, Language May Offend) Daily 3: 35 Fri- Wed Eve 6: 30 Thu Eve 9: 30 SELF/ LESS ( 14A) ( Violence, LanguaGe May Offend) Daily 3: 30, 6: 35 Sat- Sun Mat 12: 40 TED 2 ( 14A) ( Crude Content, Coarse Language, Substance Use) Fri- Wed Eve 9: 25 THE GALLOWS ( 14A) ( Violence, Frightening Scenes) Daily 3: 25, 7: 15 Sat- Sun Mat 1: 15 MAGIC MIKE XXL ( 14A) ( Sexual Content, Coarse Language) Fri- Wed Eve 9: 35 INSIDE OUT ( G) Daily 3: 50, 6: 50, 9: 15 Sat- Sun Mat 1: 10 PIXELS 3- D ( STC) Thu Eve 7: 05, 9: 35 PAPER TOWNS ( PG) ( Not Recommended For Young Children, Language May Offend) Thu Eve 9: 25 CINEMATHEQUE WINNIPEG FILM GROUPS 100 ARTHUR ST. 204- 925- 3456 JULY 17- 23 VENUE FOR THE FRINGE FESTIVAL BANDWIDTH THEATRE 585 ELLICE AVE. 204- 505- 8644 THAT SUGAR FILM Fri- Wed: 7: 30, Sat , Sun 3: 30, 7: 30 SUNSHINE SUPERMAN Fri- Thu 5: 30 SUITE FRANCAISE Fri- Wed 9: 30 TRAINWRECK ( 14A) ( Sexual Content, Excessive Substance Use, Excessive Alcohol Use) Fri- Sun 1: 55, 4: 45, 7: 45, 10: 40; Mon, Wed- Thur 1: 15, 4: 05, 7: 15, 10: 05; Tue 1: 15, 4: 05, 7: 40, 10: 40 TRAINWRECK ( 14A) ( Sexual Content, Excessive Substance Use, Excessive Alcohol Use, VIP 18+) Fri, Mon- Thur 4: 00, 7: 15, 10: 15; Sat- Sun 1: 05, 4: 00, 7: 15, 10: 15 MAGIC MIKE XXL ( 14A) ( Sexual Content, Coarse Language) Fri- Thur 1: 25, 4: 10, 6: 55, 9: 35 THE GALLOWS ( 14A) ( Violence, Frightening Scenes) Fri- Wed 4: 40, 9: 45; Thur 4: 40 PIXELS 3- D ( STC) Thur 7: 00, 9: 35 CINEMA CITY NORTHGATE 1399 MCPHILLIPS ST. 204- 334- 6234 HOME ( G) Fri- Thur 2: 30 HOME 3- D ( G) Fri- Thur 4: 15 FURIOUS 7 ( PG) ( Violence, Language May Offend, Not Recommended For Young Children) Fri- Thur 1: 30, 6: 40 THE LAZARUS EFFECT ( PG) ( Language May Offend, Frightening Scenes, Violence) Fri- Thur 2: 20, 5: 10, 7: 20, 9: 50 POLTERGEIST 3- D ( PG) ( Language May Offend, Not Recommended For Young Children, Frightening Scenes) Fri- Thur 4: 15, 9: 45 PITCH PERFECT 2 ( PG) ( Not Recommended For Young Children, Language May Offend) Fri- Thur 1: 40, 4: 25, 6: 50, 9: 35 MAX ( PG) ( Frequent Violence, May Frighten Young Children) Fri- Thur 1: 45, 7: 15 I'LL SEE YOU IN MY DREAMS ( PG) ( Substance Abuse, Mature Theme, Language May Offend, Alcohol Abuse) Fri- Thur 6: 45, 9: 20 SARDAAR JI ( PG) ( Language May Offend, Punjabi W/ E. S. T.) Fri- Thur 4: 10, 9: 00 HERO NAAM YAAD RAKHI ( PG) ( Not Recommended For Young Children, Violence, Language May Offend, Punjabi W/ E. S. T.) Fri- Thur 1: 55, 4: 20, 7: 10, 9: 40 THE BREAKUP PLAYLIST ( PG) ( Language May Offend) Fri- Thur 1: 35, 4: 30, 7: 00, 9: 30 BAJRANGI BHAIJAAN ( STC, Hindi W/ E. S. T.) Fri- Thur 1: 50, 4: 50, 8: 10 FAMOUS PLAYERS KILDONAN PLACE 1555 REGENT AVE. W. 204- 663- 2166 INSIDE OUT ( G) Fri, Sun- Thur 1: 30, 4: 10, 7: 35, 10: 15; Sat 11: 00, 1: 30, 4: 10, 7: 35, 10: 15 MINIONS ( PG) ( Violence) Fri, Sun- Thur 1: 50, 4: 20, 7: 45, 10: 15; Sat 11: 15, 1: 50, 4: 20, 7: 45, 10: 15 MINIONS 3- D ( PG) ( Violence) Fri, Mon- Thur 2: 30, 5: 00, 7: 10, 9: 40; Sat- Sun 12: 00, 2: 30, 5: 00, 7: 10, 9: 40 ANT- MAN 3- D ( PG) ( Violence, Language May Offend) Fri- Thur 1: 00, 4: 00, 7: 00, 10: 00 THE Movies JURASSIC WORLD ( PG) ( Violence, Frightening Scenes, Not Recommended For Young Children) Fri- Thur 1: 10, 4: 00, 6: 50, 9: 50 TRAINWRECK ( 14A) ( Sexual Content, Excessive Substance Use, Excessive Alcohol Use) Fri- Thur 1: 15, 4: 15, 7: 20, 10: 20 PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR ( G) Sat 11: 00 SILVERCITY POLO PARK 815 ST. JAMES ST. 204- 774- 1001 INSIDE OUT ( G) Fri- Sun 11: 55, 2: 35, 5: 10; Mon, Wed- Thur 1: 35, 4: 15; Tue 2: 35, 5: 10 INSIDE OUT 3- D ( G) Fri- Sun, Tue 7: 45, 10: 20; Mon, Wed 7: 00, 9: 50; Thur 7: 15, 10: 45 MINIONS ( PG) ( Violence) Fri 11: 45, 12: 10, 12: 40, 2: 05, 2: 35, 3: 05, 5: 00, 5: 30, 7: 55, 10: 15; Sat 11: 00, 11: 05, 12: 10, 12: 40, 2: 05, 2: 35, 3: 05, 5: 00, 5: 30, 7: 55, 10: 15; Sun 11: 00, 11: 10, 12: 10, 12: 40, 2: 05, 2: 35, 3: 05, 5: 00, 5: 30, 7: 55, 10: 15; Mon 2: 35, 3: 15, 5: 00, 5: 35, 7: 55, 10: 15; Tue 12: 45, 2: 35, 3: 05, 5: 00, 5: 30, 7: 55, 10: 15; Wed 2: 35, 3: 05, 5: 00, 5: 30, 7: 55, 10: 15; Thur 2: 35, 3: 15, 5: 00, 5: 35, 8: 00, 10: 25; Star & Strollers Screening, Wed 1: 30 MINIONS 3- D ( PG) ( Violence) Fri, Mon- Thur 1: 10, 3: 35, 6: 00, 7: 25, 8: 25, 10: 45; Sat- Sun 10: 45, 1: 10, 3: 35, 6: 00, 7: 25, 8: 25, 10: 45 ANT- MAN ( PG) ( Language May Offend, Violence) Fri- Sun, Tue 7: 00; Mon, Wed- Thur 6: 50 ANT- MAN 3- D ( PG) ( Violence, Language May Offend) Fri- Sun, Tue 1: 15, 4: 10, 9: 50; Mon, Wed- Thur 1: 10, 4: 00, 9: 40 JURASSIC WORLD ( PG) ( Violence, Frightening Scenes, Not Recommended For Young Children) Fri- Thur 6: 50 JURASSIC WORLD 3- D ( PG) ( Violence, Not Recommended For Young Children, Frightening ScEnes) Fri- Thur 1: 00, 3: 55, 9: 55 SELF/ LESS ( 14A) ( Language May Offend, Violence) Fri- Thur 9: 45 TERMINATOR GENISYS ( 14A) ( Brutal Violence, Gory Scenes, Language May Offend) Fri- Mon, Wed 7: 10; Thur 7: 30 TERMINATOR GENISYS 3- D ( 14A) ( Gory Scenes, Language May Offend, Brutal Violence) Fri- Thur 1: 20, 4: 20, 10: 10 TED 2 ( 14A) ( Coarse Language, Substance Abuse, Crude Content) Fri, Tue 2: 30, 5: 15, 8: 00, 10: 55; Sat- Sun 11: 45, 2: 30, 5: 15, 8: 00, 10: 55; Mon 2: 05, 4: 55, 10: 35; Wed 2: 05, 4: 55, 7: 40, 10: 35; Thur 1: 15, 4: 05 SPY ( 14A) ( Violence, Crude Content, Coarse Language) Fri 11: 25, 5: 00, 7: 50, 10: 45; Sat 11: 15, 5: 00, 7: 50, 10: 45; Sun 11: 25, 5: 00, 10: 45; Mon- Wed 2: 00, 5: 00, 7: 50, 10: 45; Thur 1: 40, 4: 40 TRAINWRECK ( 14A) ( Sexual Content, Excessive Substance Use, Excessive Alcohol Use) Closed Captioned, Fri, Sun- Thur 1: 30, 4: 30, 7: 30, 10: 30; Sat 1: 35, 4: 35, 7: 35, 10: 35 TODAY ON TV Why? With Hannibal Buress Hannibal Buress shares his unique brand of comedy as he tackles different topics each week in this new comedy series. The show features a combination of standup segments, on- the- street interviews and special guests. Comedy, 12: 30 a. m. Home Free Mike Holmes guides nine couples who are challenged to renovate and revive a run- down home in this new series. The couples with the best work will move on in the competition to win their ultimate dream home. Fox/ HGTV, 8 p. m. Last Comic Standing The top comics in America compete to win a prize package worth $ 250,000, a talent deal and a development deal in this season premi�re. This season's judges include Roseanne Barr, Keenen Ivory Wayans and Norm MacDonald. Anthony Jeselnik hosts. NBC, 8 p. m. Talk Shows Jimmy Fallon: Norm Macdonald, JoAnna Garcia Swisher Jimmy Kimmel: Ed Helms, Brie Larson James Corden: Denis Leary, Kristin Chenoweth Seth Meyers: Cara Delevigne, Neon Trees Jon Stewart: Jake Gyllenhaal Conan O'Brien: Mindy Kaling, Brent Morin I T'S a fine line. Or something like that. Apparently, in the realm of campy TV programming, there's a subtle difference between " so bad it's actually sort of good" and " so bad that it's just really bad." And wherever that line is, the Sharknado franchise seems to have crossed over it on the way from last summer's Sharknado 2: The Second One and Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! , which gnashes its way into prime time Wednesday at 8 p. m. on Space. Where the first two instalments in this ultralow- budget, intentionally over- the- top series generated cheeky giggles and not- quite- amazed gasps with their cartoonish gore, nonsensical storylines and B- list celebrity cameos, Sharknado 3 merely creates tedium as it repeats the same gags within a framework that somehow manages to make - yes, it is possible - even less sense than its amusingly mindless predecessors. Where the original Sharknado took place in Los Angeles and the sequel moved the sharks- from- the- sky meteorological mayhem to New York, Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! begins its assault in Washington, D. C. and then spreads the fin- flashing fury across the entire U. S. eastern seaboard of the United States. As the story begins, chainsawhappy hero Finley ( Fin) Shepard ( Ian Ziering) is in Washington to accept a heroism award from the president ( played with surprising flair by Mark Cuban), while pregnant wife April Wexler ( Tara Reid) is with her mom ( Bo Derek) at an amusement park in Florida. Just as the formalities are ending in D. C., Fin looks outside and notices a cloud formation that makes him very uncomfortable. " These sharks, they have a scent," he tells a perplexed POTUS. " And it's not a pretty one." And before you can say, " Yes, this does smell a bit fishy," hammerheads and great whites are raining down from the sky, smashing into national monuments and biting bunches of very important people ( played by extremely unimportant pop- culture attentionseekers) not very neatly in half. Fin does what he does best, which is blasting, bludgeoning, slicing and sawing the airborne aquatic killers as fast as they can fall. And when the finned flurry subsides, it becomes clear that Washington's sharknado is merely a warning of a much larger storm that's forming off the East Coast. Fin begins a frantic effort to get to Florida to be with April and their unborn child; along the way, he enlists the aid of old shark- battling pal Nova Clarke ( Cassie Scerbo), who has, since the original Sharknado , become something of a warrior princess bent on killing every shark she can find. What happens next, in narrative terms, couldn't possibly matter less; shark attacks continue to occur with a frequency and ferocity matched only by the rapid- fire barrage of minor celebrity drop- ins and NBC Universalrelated product placements. The ending, of course, is triumphant and preposterous. The lingering feeling, for those who manage to stick with Sharknado 3 until the bitter and ever- so- bloody end, will likely be that the franchise has finally played itself out. But before you get yourself to thinking that Sharknado has jumped the... well, you know, keep this in mind: Sharknado 4 is already in the works. And that means that this time next summer, TV viewers will get a chance to find out if there's an even- more- ridiculous category that lies on the other side of " so bad that it's just really bad." Watch the trailer for Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! here: http:// wfp. to/ xqY. brad. oswald@ freepress. mb. ca Twitter: @ BradOswald WATCHING TV BRAD OSWALD Just when you thought it was safe to turn on the TV TV Review Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! . Starring Ian Ziering, Tara Reid and Cassie Scerbo . Wednesday at 8 p. m. . Space �s 1 . 2 out of five Armed to the teeth, clothed to the least: Cassie Scerbo and Ian Ziering. SYFY Ian Ziering as the aptly named Fin Shepard. C_ 02_ Jul- 22- 15_ FP_ 01. indd C2 7/ 21/ 15 6: 13: 17 PM ;