Winnipeg Free Press (Newspaper) - December 13, 2020, Winnipeg, Manitoba
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- The Seattle Times
SIDELINE CHATTER BY DWIGHT PERRY
Testing ... 8-9-10 ...
Baltimore players and/or staff members set an ignominious NFL record by
testing positive for the coronavirus for 10 straight days.
Quoth the Ravens ... nah, too easy.
Taking a windfall
Heisman Trophy-winning QB Johnny Manziel said on
rapper Mike Stud's YNK Podcast that he received imper-
missible benefits - i.e., cash - during his playing days
at Texas A&M.
Or as Manziel is now known in booster circles, Johnny
Windfall.
TWEET
OF THE WEEK
"We are getting reports of
cutouts rushing the field.
Please use caution." - @
OregonState, after the Bea-
vers shocked unbeaten rival
Oregon, 41-38
About to walk in?
Star guard James Harden, who reportedly wants out of
Houston, didn't appear for the Rockets' individual work-
outs recently as the opening of training camp looms.
Harden apologists, fittingly enough, believe he was
travelling.
SMOKE
RINGS
Mike Tyson - an avowed mari-
juana practitioner - says he was
even high during his recent bout
against fellow 50-something Roy
Jones Jr.
Apparently he likes to fight
under the Must Score Some
Weed system.
TALKING THE TALK
? Ex-QB Peyton Manning, to TNT, stunned at rival
Charles Barkley's winning performance around the
greens in their charity pairs golf match: "We're calling
him the Round Mound of Up and Down. We were hoping
he'd be the Round Mound of Out of Bounds."
? Raiders coach Jon Gruden, to reporters, on what it was
like watching film of his team's 43-6 loss to the Falcons:
"When you go to the dentist and have to have your teeth
pulled out? It's pretty much like that."
Quote marks
? Ryan Brown of Birmingham's WJOX Radio,
via Twitter, after watching six consecutive
quarters of Kentucky football: "Hoping if I'm
ever convicted of a major crime this will count
as time served."
? Nick Canepa of the San Diego Union-
Tribune: "Being in Georgia, the Falcons are
pressuring NFL election officials for a recount
of Super Bowls XXXIII and LI."
? Retired Seattle Times sportswriter Bud
Withers, via Twitter, after Mississippi State
coach Mike Leach - loser of his last seven
Apple Cups at WSU - lost his first Egg Bowl
against rival Ole Miss: "At least he's got that
postgame speech down."
? RJ Currie of SportsDeke.com, after Raid-
ers QB Derek Carr called out "James Harden"
during an audible against the Chiefs: "Is it any
wonder the drive ended with a three-pointer?"
Tweet
of the
Week II
"Just a few ba-
sic rules about
the house...
"If there's any
food you like,
we suggest you
put your name
on it or it will
be thrown out...
by us.
"And don't ever,
ever, ever touch
our drum set."
- Arizona Cardin-
als, on letting the
temporarily home-
less 49ers use their
stadium for a couple
games
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