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Weed out the hyperbole, focus on cannabis facts
I T’S time for polarizing positions on cannabis to go up in smokeWeedless Wednesday, which
takes place Jan. 20 as part of National
Non-Smoking Week, is a fitting time
for hardcore opponents and advocates
of cannabis alike to set aside deeply
entrenched positions in favour of an
evidence-based discussion.
Although we’ve come a long way
since the campy 1936 anti-marijuana
film Reefer Madness and its over-the-
top warnings of “a new and deadly
menace lurking beyond closed doors,”
there are still opponents who embrace
old-school approaches over facts. On
the other side of the spectrum are
some weed activists who may have dif-
ficulty acknowledging the known risks
associated with its use and who claim
it as a natural, non-addictive cure for
everything from depression to cancer.
My advice has always been to throw
out the strident, moralistic arguments
on both sides of the debate in favour of
the current scientific evidence.
In years past, prevention messaging
about cannabis was both exaggerated
and punitive. For example, scientific
evidence has failed to uphold the “gate-
way drug” hypothesis — the belief that
use always or usually leads to use of
“heavier” drugs. The reality is most
marijuana users will not go on to use
drugs like heroin, cocaine or metham-
phetamine.
It pays to remember that while can-
nabis has been legal in Canada since
late 2018, “legal” is not synonymous
with “safe.” According to the Cana-
dian Centre for Addiction and Mental
Health, cannabis use can have both
short- and long-term effects on health
— particularly for adolescents, whose
brains have yet to fully develop (some-
thing that typically occurs between the
ages of 21 and 25.
It can affect thinking and physical
co-ordination, and increase the risk of
accidents, injuries, reproductive issues
and mental-health problems.
With increased use comes a higher
risk of schizophrenia, anxiety disor-
ders, depression and amotivational
syndrome — a psychiatric disorder
characterized by emotional states such
as detachment, blunted emotion and
drives, reduced memory and attention,
disinterest, passivity, apathy and a
general lack of motivation.
Contrary to popular opinion among
its supporters, cannabis use can also
result in dependency. In a comprehen-
sive review of 20 years of research, the
Washington County (Oregon) Depart-
ment of Health reported in 2014 that
research shows approximately nine per
cent of people who experiment with
marijuana will become addicted and
that the number goes up to 17 per cent
for people who start using as teens, and
up to 50 per cent for those who smoke
marijuana daily.
Today, the conversations we have
about cannabis should be similar to
those we have about alcohol, especially
in terms of harm-reduction. Parents
should lead by example and use facts
over hyperbole when discussing these
topics with their children. When I was
in high school, the messaging was,
“don’t do it or you’re going to die.”
Clearly, that kind of messaging won’t
work today. Parents are encouraged
to take an evidence-based approach,
avoiding catastrophic and unscientific
language and perspectives.
The Canadian Centre for Addiction
and Mental Health offers these 10
evidence-based recommendations for
reducing the health risks associated
with cannabis use:
● Remember that every form of can-
nabis use poses risk to your health.
While the only way to completely avoid
these risks is to abstain, lower-strength
and less-frequent use will bring lower
risks.
● The earlier in life you begin using
cannabis, the higher your risk of seri-
ous health problems. Teenagers, par-
ticularly those younger than 16, should
delay using it for as long as possible.
● Higher-strength or more powerful
cannabis products are worse for your
health. If you use, choose low-strength
products, such as those with a lower
THC content or a higher ratio of CBD
to THC.
● Don’t use synthetic cannabis prod-
ucts, which are stronger and more
dangerous.
● Smoking is the most harmful way
of using cannabis because it directly
affects the lungs. Non-smoking options
such as vaping or consuming edibles
are safer, keeping in mind that the
alternatives aren’t risk-free.
● Avoid inhaling deeply or holding
your breath. These practices increase
the amount of toxins absorbed by the
lungs and body and can lead to prob-
lems.
● Try to limit use as much as possible.
The more frequently you use canna-
bis, the more likely you are to develop
health problems, especially if you use
on a daily or near-daily basis.
● Cannabis impairs your ability to
drive a car or operate other machinery.
Don’t engage in these activities after
using.
● Pregnant women and people with a
personal or family history of psychosis
or substance-use problems should not
use cannabis at all.
● Avoid combining any of the risky
behaviours described above or using
other addictive substances in conjunc-
tion with cannabis. The more risks you
take, the greater the chances of harm-
ing your health.
For more information, and tips on
how to talk with your kids or others,
visit the Canadian Centre on Substance
Use and Addiction at ccsa.ca, the Cen-
tre for Addiction and Mental Health at
camh.ca or the Addictions Foundation
of Manitoba at afm.mb.ca.
If you need help controlling your
cannabis use, contact your doctor or
another health professional, or the
Manitoba Addiction Helpline at 1-855-
662-6605.
Daniel Dacombe is acting supervisor of the Prevention
Education Team with the Addictions Foundation of
Manitoba and has nearly a decade of clinical experi-
ence in the addictions field.
DANIEL DACOMBE
E XCUSE me for bragging, but it turns out I have far more in com-mon with Hollywood superstar
George Clooney than you might think.
It’s not that people get me confused
with the famously silver-haired, beard-
ed dreamboat when I’m standing in the
frozen-food aisle at Safeway, although I
am not ruling that out.
It’s just that Clooney and I are both
willing to publicly admit that we have,
on occasion, cut our own hair. I’m not
saying I have cut Clooney’s hair, or
vice versa.
No, I’m saying that, while in differ-
ent locations, we have engaged in some
serious hair removal in an effort to be
as presentable as humanly possible if
we are ever allowed to appear in public
again.
I became aware of Clooney’s hair-
styling prowess recently when he ap-
peared on late-night TV and confessed
to host Jimmy Kimmel that, for the
past 25 years, he has been cutting his
hair with (insert dramatic pause) a
Flowbee.
For you youngsters in Generation
Z, a Flowbee is an electrically pow-
ered vacuum cleaner attachment that
became popular during the infomer-
cial boom of the 1980s. Invented by a
guy who used an industrial vacuum to
suck sawdust out of his hair, it allowed
people with the brain power of cinder
blocks and the hand-eye co-ordination
of Labrador retrievers to give them-
selves really bad haircuts while sitting
in front of the TV.
The way it works is you essentially
bunny-hop the Flowbee attachment
over your head while it sucks up your
hair, munches on it with clippers, then
sucks the trimmings into the canister.
What could go wrong?
The point is the 59-year-old actor
made headlines around the world after
appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live! and
demonstrating how easy it is to groom
yourself with a vacuum cleaner attach-
ment.
“You turn the vacuum on. You turn
the buzzer on. You go to town, like this
on your hair,” Clooney explained as he
dragged the roaring device over his
head.
“You do it that fast?” Kimmel asked
as he attacked his locks with another
Flowbee.
“Can’t hear ya, I’m Flowbeeing!”
Clooney yelled back at the comedian.
I am mentioning this because I have
been giving serious consideration to
purchasing a Flowbee because I have
been unable to visit the (bad word) hair
salon for more than nine weeks due to
code-red restrictions to stem the tide
of the COVID-19 pandemic.
For the record, the one and only time
in my life wherein I cut my own hair
occurred back in St. Paul’s High School
on the day my basketball team was
scheduled to pose for team photos.
At the time, my hairstyle resembled
a woodland creature that had climbed
on top of my head and suffered a heart
attack, making it difficult for me to
see out from behind my long and fuzzy
locks.
So, being an idiot, I grabbed a pair
of my mom’s scissors and hacked away
enough hair so that I would be able to
look at the camera for our team photos.
“OHMYGAWD!” is what my coach
roared at the time. “WHO DID THAT
TO YOUR HEAD? “
So my initial foray into home-based
personal grooming did not go as well
as I had hoped. Which is why, dur-
ing the current lockdown, I started
thinking the following thought: “If it’s
good enough for George Clooney, then
maybe a Flowbee would be the way to
go for me.”
The problem is that after Clooney’s
endorsement, it has become almost
impossible to find a reasonably priced
Flowbee online. It turns out they have
been flying off shelves faster than
hand sanitizer, if you can imagine that.
In truth, my main problem is not
the fact the hair on top of my head is
now longer and curlier than the hair
protruding from my ears and nostrils,
although a friend on a recent Zoom call
felt compelled to snort: “Hahaha! You
look like the leader of some backwoods
hillbilly religious cult!”
The real problem for me is the fact I
have a beard that would be described
as scraggly at the best of times, but has
become increasingly deranged with
every day we remain in lockdown.
Which is why I visited the drug
store down the street from my house
in search of some manner of manly
electrical grooming appliance.
U NFORTUNATELY, when I wan-dered into the aisle where they keep the blow dryers and hair
trimmers, the shelves were sealed with
yellow caution tape to prevent the hir-
sute from buying non-essential items.
Fortunately, when I inspected the
nearby racks where they keep all the
regular razors and blades, I stumbled
on something called the Gillette 3-in-1
Styler, which is a battery-powered ra-
zor that lets you trim, shave and edge
your facial hair.
Considering I was starting to
look like The Beast in a high-school
production of Beauty and The Beast,
I coughed up $31, took it home, and
made my wife read the instructions.
As she looked on, I attached a little
plastic guard and cautiously ran the
battery-powered device over my chin,
thereby transforming myself from a
300-pound columnist with unsightly
whiskers into a 300-pound columnist
with designer stubble.
“How do I look, honey?” I demanded.
“Not bad, dear,” my wife replied with
a whisper of a smile. “But you’ll never
be George Clooney.”
Which is what happens when you
don’t go with the Flow.
doug.speirs@freepress.mb.ca
Today on Pandemic
Self-Care with Doug...
Taming the Beast
DOUG SPEIRS
IN THE DOUG HOUSE
George Clooney gives himself a haircut.
T HE Avengers have dealt with cosmic supervillain Thanos. How bad could a live studio
audience be?
Heroic witch Wanda Maximoff
(Elizabeth Olsen) and her android
love Vision (Paul Bettany) hurtle
through decades of TV sitcom history
in WandaVision (streaming first two
episodes Friday, then weekly), the
first of several Disney Plus stream-
ing series that expand the big-screen
Marvel Cinematic Universe. Olsen
and Bettany were at ground zero
for this new evolution, taping the
first, Dick Van Dyke Show-inspired
episode of WandaVision in front of a
crowd.
Olsen confesses to being “ter-
rified” beforehand. “I was really
thinking back in my head, ‘Yeah, but
if we really mess up, we’ll get to do
it again.’”
Bettany says he was also “really
resistant. I tried to get out of it.” But
by the time the audience was laugh-
ing, “we all felt fearless after having
made that tonal decision and leap
into the unknown.”
WandaVision drops its main
characters into seemingly idyllic,
black-and-white 1950s suburban
Westview. Vision goes to work —
though he doesn’t exactly know
what he does — Wanda is a magical
housewife and they have a kooky
nosy neighbour named Agnes
(Kathryn Hahn). Each episode
finds Wanda and Vision in a wacky
setup, like doing a magic act at the
town talent show, mimicking TV
comedy eras, with nods to series
from Bewitched and The Brady
Bunch to Family Ties and Malcolm
in the Middle, complete with faux
commercials.
“We aren’t trying to satirize or
parody the sitcoms. We’re trying to
authentically recreate them, even
as absurd as The Brady Bunch is,”
Olsen says.
“They decide to just take it on the
chin and go along with it,” Bettany
adds of the main couple. “As they
start through the American century
at breakneck speed through differ-
ent sitcoms, Vision is the first to go,
‘Wait a second. There’s something
wrong about this town. This can’t be
right.’ So he starts to investigate and
the audience comes along with him.”
It wouldn’t be a Marvel project if
everything were normal. Both Wan-
da and Vision notice strange things
in their retro life, hinting at the
slow-burn mystery that’s “completely
connected to Wanda and Vision and
how we know them,” Olsen teases.
The show also finally puts the spot-
light on these two characters, who
spent years playing supporting roles
to more high-profile personas such
as Chris Evans’ Captain America and
Robert Downey Jr.’s Tony Stark in
blockbuster Marvel movies.
Bettany has been in the Marvel
Cinematic Universe from the begin-
ning, first as the voice of Stark’s
helpful AI J.A.R.V.I.S. in 2008’s Iron
Man and then, under a whole lot
of makeup, as the powerful Vision
in 2015’s Avengers: Age of Ultron.
That film also featured Olsen’s first
appearance as Wanda, initially as
a vengeful antagonist and later a
reluctant hero. There’s even a mo-
ment where a flying Vision swoops in
to save Wanda, with a look between
them that acts as an Easter egg to
their romance in the comic books
and a tease of their relationship to
come in the movies.
“We did that because we knew if
we got the chance, we’d love to keep
building on that,” says WandaVision
producer and Marvel Studios head
Kevin Feige.
After being introduced as “this
omnipotent but totally naive being,”
Vision ironically became one of the
Avengers’ most human characters,
Bettany says. “And now we just
throw in a little Dick Van Dyke and
Bryan Cranston. That was the spe-
cial sauce.” The British actor grew
up watching American sitcoms, so he
appreciates throwback WandaVision
storylines, as when Wanda cooks a
last-minute dinner for Vision’s boss,
or her out-of-nowhere pregnancy is
quickly followed by a three-week-old
baby. “It feels so accurate. And also,
I look like I went back in time in a
DeLorean and wrestled Robert Red-
ford to the ground, shaved his head
and stuck it on mine.”
Olsen, who showcases many differ-
ent sides of Wanda, was inspired by
the likes of classic sitcom actresses
Elizabeth Montgomery (Bewitched),
and Mary Tyler Moore, as well as the
more modern Modern Family star Ju-
lie Bowen. She’s “this straight, serious
character, and the husband is the one
freaking out all the time,” she says.
“There’s lot of that dynamic consis-
tent as a trope through our sitcoms.”
WandaVision kicks off a sizable
slate of Disney Plus shows that will
tie into the growing Marvel Cinemat-
ic Universe. The first salvo is cen-
tered on recognizable faces: Falcon
and the Winter Soldier (premièring
March 12) features Anthony Mackie
and Sebastian Stan’s title superhe-
roes, and Loki (due in May) returns
Tom Hiddleston’s trickster god. They
“all had amazing moments and sto-
rylines in the movies, but we weren’t
able to focus as much time as we
thought those characters deserved,”
Feige says.
WandaVision might be seen as a
risk, but Bettany reminds us that,
in retrospect, Marvel’s casting of
Downey as Iron Man was “a maver-
ick decision that paid off. They have
usually been rewarded by taking big
swings.” By design, the show also
happens to be essential fan viewing:
It ties directly into the upcoming
Marvel sequel Doctor Strange in
the Multiverse of Madness (due in
theatres March 25, 2022).
“It would be foolish to pretend
that the barrier between film and
television isn’t getting less and less
tangible with every year,” Bettany
says. “We’re going to have a Mar-
vel Cinematic Universe that moves
through (both) with ease and a multi-
media platform now for telling these
stories. And that is really cutting-
edge of them.”
— USA Today
Standard sitcom tropes
get be-witched by Marvel
TV PREVIEW
WANDAVISION
Starring Paul Bettany, Elizabeth Olsen
and Kathryn Hahn
● Episodes released weekly on Disney Plus
BRIAN TRUITT
MARVEL STUDIOS
Paul Bettany, left as Vision, and Elizabeth Olsen as Wanda, Marvel characters thrown into a world of sitcom suburbia.
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