Winnipeg Free Press (Newspaper) - March 13, 2022, Winnipeg, Manitoba
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D E AR MISS LONELYHEARTS: I made a big mistake. I called my new girlfriend by my old girlfriend’s name when we
were getting intimate. I swore I was not
thinking about my old girlfriend at that
moment. She said, “Riiiight!” and then got
dressed and left. It was an understandable
mistake, I think, as their names are very sim-
ilar. She knew my old girlfriend from sports.
My new girlfriend says she thinks I’m not
over my ex yet. I really am! In fact, I never
want to see her face again. So, why am I in
so much trouble over one little mistake with
my new girlfriend? I really like her. Why are
women so touchy?
— One Little Mistake, St. Vital
Dear Mistake: In moments of
passion, people sometimes lose the
use of their brain filter. In your case
the two ladies’ names were similar
— an even bigger hazard. This messy
situation you’re in is the reason why
experienced people who have broken
up recently, call new partners by pet
names like “Honey” or “Sweetheart”
for a time. Women don’t want to be
called nicknames or pet names all the
time, but in early days, you’re better to
stick with what’s safe.
Dear Miss Lonelyhearts: My wife has a
private office in the basement. She usually
locks the door on it “so the kids don’t go in.”
On Saturday I was home, and something
went wrong with the plumbing. I went
down to the basement to try to fix it. My
wife yelled from upstairs she was going to
the grocery store, and ran out quickly —
forgetting her computer was open and the
office door unlocked.
I decided to snoop. I wished I hadn’t. She’d
been talking to her ex-husband online.
According to him he’s quit drinking and has
straightened up his act. He had the nerve
to ask her if she’d consider “coming back
home to be a real family again.” She hadn’t
written a response yet, but then where did
she go in such a hurry?
When she got home, I told her I’d read his
letter, and she lit into me for invading her
privacy. I asked her where she’d actually
gone and she said: “To the store, of course. I
have three bags of groceries on the counter
upstairs.”
Now she’s hardly talking to me. I don’t
know what to do.
— Uneasy Second Husband, Selkirk
Dear Uneasy: You need to have a
difficult talk with your wife — with no
kids under the roof. Your wife’s first
husband has basically announced he
wants her back, to fulfil the dream she
thought had died. That might be heady
stuff for her. She may still have feel-
ings for the man he used to be, before
his alcohol problem. Or maybe your
wife’s feelings for him are truly dead,
and you’re safe. Either way, you have a
right to know.
These emotional talks often go better
in a relationship counsellor’s office.
Talk to your wife about making an
emergency appointment for the two of
you, and offer to make the phone call
to book it.
Dear Miss Lonelyhearts: My 11-year-old
boy likes to go next door to his auntie’s
place. She’s single and also loves video
games. He can get away with playing a lot
of extra hours in a week that we wouldn’t
allow at home.
I don’t want trouble with my sister-in-law,
but my temperature is on the rise. She and
my son are very close, as she’s done a lot of
his babysitting. How should I handle this?
— Annoyed Mom, Portage la Prairie
Dear Annoyed: Tell your sister-in-
law how many hours per week your son
is allowed to play video games. Let her
know he’s been using her — his dear
auntie — to get around those rules.
Make an agreement on the amount of
time he can play at her house. Unfor-
tunately, she may find out he doesn’t
want to come over as much. But, if he
really loves his aunt, they’ll be able to
find other things to do together.
Please send your questions and comments to
lovecoach@hotmail.com or Miss Lonelyhearts c/o the
Winnipeg Free Press, 1355 Mountain Ave., Winnipeg,
MB, R2X 3B6.
No shame in taking up nickname game
MAUREEN SCURFIELD
MISS LONELYHEARTS
Holy sequel possibilities, Batman!
ROBERT Pattinson is the sixth actor to star as the Dark Knight on the big screen
(eighth if you count animated
features) since Michael Keaton put
on the cowl in Tim Burton’s 1989
Batman and launched the Caped
Crusader’s modern film franchise.
But, as that “The” in the title sug-
gests, with The Batman director Matt
Reeves wanted to wipe the slate clean
of all that history — not to mention the
character’s endless iterations on TV
and in comics and video games — and
start fresh. Or at least as fresh as one
can start with a superhero who made
his debut in 1939.
“This character is over 80 years old,
and people have a version in their head
of what it must be,” Reeves told the Los
Angeles Times in a recent interview.
“There are going to be people who are
going to see this movie who will see
Batman for the first time — and Rob
will forever be their Batman.”
Indeed, when he first pitched
Warner Bros. executives his vision
of a rebooted Batman five years ago,
Reeves made clear he wanted to cut
the character loose from the sprawl-
ing and ever-forking DC Extended
Universe. No Superman or Wonder
Woman cameos. No winking referenc-
es to Aquaman or Harley Quinn. Just
pure, unadulterated Batman existing in
his own timeline and free to go in any
direction in potential sequels.
“I didn’t think doing a Batman solo
film and also having to service the con-
nection to the other characters within
the Extended Universe was something
that was for me,” Reeves said. “I just
felt like it’s hard enough to do a good
Batman film after there’s been so
many good films.”
Now, having introduced this angsty,
Kurt Cobain-inspired new take on the
character — one that returns him to his
roots as “the world’s greatest detec-
tive” — the question becomes: Where
does Batman go from here?
The future of the Bat-tinson fran-
chise will become clear only in the
fullness of time. But we already have
some clues of where things might be
heading both in spinoff projects that
are already in the works and, most
important, in the final moments of
The Batman, which hint at the reintro-
duction (or re-reintroduction, as the
case may be) of one of Batman’s most
notorious rivals.
At the end of Reeves’ film, Paul
Dano’s Riddler, his vengeful plot to
lay waste to Gotham foiled, or at least
mitigated, by Batman, is incarcerated
in Arkham Asylum. There, he finds
a sympathetic ear — and a potential
new partner-in-crime — in an unseen
cellmate, played by Barry Keoghan
and referenced in the credits simply as
“unnamed Arkham prisoner.”
This mysterious figure commiser-
ates with the Riddler about the plight
of would-be criminal masterminds
like them: “One day you’re on top, the
next you’re a clown.” Still, he suggests
that Gotham loves a “comeback story,”
then, after cementing his relationship
with the Riddler with a riddle about
friendship, lets out a sinister, unhinged
laugh.
Couple that cackle with the earlier
“clown” reference and, well, it’s more
than reasonable to assume that “un-
seen Arkham prisoner” is the infamous
Clown Prince of Crime, the Joker.
Pattinson has expressed interest
in making a new Batman trilogy, a
la Christopher Nolan’s earlier Dark
Knight trilogy. But asked about where
Batman’s story could go in a potential
sequel or sequels, Reeves chose his
words carefully, even as he acknowl-
edged that plans are already in devel-
opment.
“From my perspective, the whole
goal was to create a complete experi-
ence with this film,” he said. “You can’t
really make ‘Chapter 1’ because that
presumes you’re doing the others. But
the idea is that if this works, then it
creates the viability of this world.
“I would love to do more movies with
Rob, and I have a lot of ideas,” he con-
tinued. “And, of course, we’ve talked
about stuff — but not in the way of
going, ‘Here’s what happens in the next
movie.’ You just make this movie and
see if it can connect to an audience and
if the studio is excited about making
more. Then we’ll go back in there and
figure out what the next step is. Talk to
us in, like, eight weeks.”
But while we wait to see what direc-
tion any future Batman movie might
take — whether, for example, we’ll
see more of Zoë Kravitz’s Catwoman
or whether the Joker will break free
of Arkham to unleash mayhem on
Gotham — other projects spinning off
from The Batman are already in the
works for HBO Max.
The first, as announced by HBO Max
in July 2020, is set to centre on the Go-
tham Police Department and further
explore the deep corruption that The
Batman suggests is rotting at the heart
of the troubled city. Sopranos executive
producer Terence Winter was initially
set to serve as the series’ showrunner
but exited due to creative differences.
The other spinoff, also set for HBO
Max, will centre on Oswald Cobblepot,
a.k.a. the Penguin, with Colin Farrell
— who is utterly unrecognizable as the
rising criminal kingpin in The Batman
— reprising the role. In recent inter-
views, Farrell and the film’s producer
Dylan Clark have dropped hints that
this series will pick up the character’s
story after the events of The Batman
and will be a kind of gritty crime se-
ries with shades of Scarface.
In an interview with the Toronto
Sun, Reeves hinted at another potential
spinoff, saying, “We’re doing another
series that connects to Arkham (Asy-
lum).” But it is unclear whether that
is a separate project or the previously
announced Gotham series.
Will Batman or any other DC super-
heroes (or supervillains) show up in ei-
ther or both of these series? Only time
will tell, though given the deep well
of Batman-related material at Warner
Media’s disposal and its need to service
both theatrical and streaming plat-
forms, it’s safe to guess we’ll see some
more familiar characters.
Speaking to the L.A. Times, Reeves
said one of the benefits of starting
fresh with the venerable franchise, and
of placing Bruce Wayne in his younger
years, was that not only Batman but all
of the various characters connected to
him could get a new coat of paint.
“In this film, we have a Batman
who’s not yet fully in control of what it
means to be Batman,” he said. “What
was exciting to me was to give the
character an awakening, to force him
to evolve by the struggle of engaging in
this story. And even though it’s not an
origin story, by setting it in his early
days, it meant that it was the origin for
the other characters in the comics.”
In other words, fear not, Bat-fans.
Even at 80-plus years old, the Caped
Crusader and his dark world still have
plenty of room to run.
— Los Angeles Times
As the Caped Crusader enters
his umpteenth remake,
the Dark Knight’s future is once again vast
JOSH ROTTENBERG
WARNER BROS. PICTURES
Jeffrey Wright, left, as Lt. James Gordon and Robert Pattinson in The Batman. For a new generation of fans, Pattinson will be the only Batman they’ve ever known, which leaves wide open the potential for sequels.
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